Hello everyone i have returned Mwahahahahahahahaha disclaimer: i do not own bleach because if i did there would be no fillers!
I know you missed me *blows kisses*
you may be able to tell from this fanfic that i am no obsessed with ****** they are so cut they remind me of the dust bunnies/soot sprites in miyazaki movies 0.0
any way enough rambling from me
pls enjoy *sweeping bow {like tamaki}* :P
chapter 1 wake up
'goooooooooooooood mooooorrrrrrrrnnnnnniiiiiiii nnnnnnnnggg iiiiiiiicccchhhhiiiigggoooo' *slam* ichigo kicked his dad in the head stared glumly down at the idiot he called his father and said 'you know i was hoping to sleep in to day considering its the WEEK END' his dad looked up at him innocently and said 'you mean its not monday'
'sure as hell its not monday. i need my sleep dammit so let me sleep in peace' *stomp, kick, bang, boing, boing, boing* ichigo sighed and said 'well that got rid of that problem' he banged on his closet and said 'oi rukia are you awake or what' a growl came from inside the closet ' am now no thanks to you. you should be more considerate.' she huffed.
'hey it wasn't my fault it was my idiot da*immense spiritual pressure*ds fault... hey rukia do you feel that'
'yeah i felt it. come on get off your lazy ass.'
'way ahead of ya sister' *ichigo leaves via window followed by rukia*
'i feel that its at the the park' rukia shouted to ichigo, he grunted loudly back at her.
*five min later at the park*
after they transformed ichigo and rukia saw that there was a small garganta at the park. in the garganta was a historically laughing gin and the one and only captain aizen smirking.
did you find it exciting
i hope you did cause it was fun to write mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
sparky: god owner you are nuts
me: you only realised this now
sparky: no i noticed it along time ago
me: figures
sparky: review or i will eat your guts MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHaaaaa
me: who's nuts now but seriously guys i hope you review luv ya *blows lots of kisses*