The Adventures of the MUTANT BRAID OF DOOM
I do not own the WoT. This was a joint project with Dark Devil.
Prologue:
There once was a sa'angreal gone wrong. It was endowed with so much of the One Power; it started having thoughts of its own. So, it disguised itself, and became what we know today as the MUTANT BRAID OF YOUR IMPENDING DOOOOOOM BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Or for short, the MUTANT BRAID OF DOOM.
One day, the MUTANT BRAID OF DOOM was bored. "I'm bored," said THE MUTANT BRAID OF DOOM. It decided today it was going to terrorize a draghkar. After much searching, it found one. The MUTANT BRAID OF IMPENDING DOOM STRIKES.
The draghkar swoops down and bites the mutant braid "ew... This isn't spaghetti..." and flies off grumpily.
The MUTANT BRAID OF DOOM explodes inside the draghkar's stomach, leaving it for dead. "I will leave it for dead," said the MUTANT BRAID OF YOUR IJMPENDING DOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM BWAHAHAHHAHAHA.
The draghkar magically collects itself and whines, "Why did you do that, it hurt." He catches the MUTANT BRAID OF DOOM and takes it to his father, the Dark One. The Dark One swallows it than vomits it back up. A now slimy MUTANT BRAID OF DOOMV chuckles and scats away, biding it's time till the next adventure... and arms itself with A MUTANT PONYTAIL HOLDER OF EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
The draghkar wonders how the braid would taste with ketchup... After much serious thought, it decides it probably wouldn't taste too good, and instead decides to get revenge. The draghkar puts on its super-pointy devil tail, but when it reaches for it's horns, he pulls out EASTER BUNNY EARS instead! "Hey! Who threw out my horns!?" Just then, the draghkar mother appears and says "Aww... doesn't he look cute?" When the draghkar tries to take them off, she pulls out some glue, and sticks them on. "Oh... you look just adorable with those on! Much better than those smelly old horns! Hold still, and I'll get the camera, and we can send the picture to all our friends!" The draghkar turns white and flies off, and hopes that none of the other draghkar see him...
The MUTANT BRAID OF DOOM and THE MUTANT PONYTAIL HOLDER OF EEEEEVVVVVVVVILLLL attaches itself to Nyneave's head, bidding it's time... waiting.
But it was to late. The other draghkars saw him, and for the sake of humor turn him completely into a pink bunny, except for the wings.
The MUTANT BRAID OF DOOM finally got tired of waiting and used its superior mental capabilities to find the draghkar-turned-pink-bunny. It got Nyneave to gate to it, but as soon as it saw the 'pink bunny' it started to laugh so hard, Lan realized it was not really 'hair' and cut it off. Stunned, the MUTANT BRAID OF DOOM couldn't finish off its prey, and the 'pink bunny' hopped/flew away to find the Dark One to restore it to a draghkar, cursing Lews Bloody Therin all the way.
I do not own the WoT. This was a joint project with Dark Devil.
Prologue:
There once was a sa'angreal gone wrong. It was endowed with so much of the One Power; it started having thoughts of its own. So, it disguised itself, and became what we know today as the MUTANT BRAID OF YOUR IMPENDING DOOOOOOM BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Or for short, the MUTANT BRAID OF DOOM.
One day, the MUTANT BRAID OF DOOM was bored. "I'm bored," said THE MUTANT BRAID OF DOOM. It decided today it was going to terrorize a draghkar. After much searching, it found one. The MUTANT BRAID OF IMPENDING DOOM STRIKES.
The draghkar swoops down and bites the mutant braid "ew... This isn't spaghetti..." and flies off grumpily.
The MUTANT BRAID OF DOOM explodes inside the draghkar's stomach, leaving it for dead. "I will leave it for dead," said the MUTANT BRAID OF YOUR IJMPENDING DOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM BWAHAHAHHAHAHA.
The draghkar magically collects itself and whines, "Why did you do that, it hurt." He catches the MUTANT BRAID OF DOOM and takes it to his father, the Dark One. The Dark One swallows it than vomits it back up. A now slimy MUTANT BRAID OF DOOMV chuckles and scats away, biding it's time till the next adventure... and arms itself with A MUTANT PONYTAIL HOLDER OF EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
The draghkar wonders how the braid would taste with ketchup... After much serious thought, it decides it probably wouldn't taste too good, and instead decides to get revenge. The draghkar puts on its super-pointy devil tail, but when it reaches for it's horns, he pulls out EASTER BUNNY EARS instead! "Hey! Who threw out my horns!?" Just then, the draghkar mother appears and says "Aww... doesn't he look cute?" When the draghkar tries to take them off, she pulls out some glue, and sticks them on. "Oh... you look just adorable with those on! Much better than those smelly old horns! Hold still, and I'll get the camera, and we can send the picture to all our friends!" The draghkar turns white and flies off, and hopes that none of the other draghkar see him...
The MUTANT BRAID OF DOOM and THE MUTANT PONYTAIL HOLDER OF EEEEEVVVVVVVVILLLL attaches itself to Nyneave's head, bidding it's time... waiting.
But it was to late. The other draghkars saw him, and for the sake of humor turn him completely into a pink bunny, except for the wings.
The MUTANT BRAID OF DOOM finally got tired of waiting and used its superior mental capabilities to find the draghkar-turned-pink-bunny. It got Nyneave to gate to it, but as soon as it saw the 'pink bunny' it started to laugh so hard, Lan realized it was not really 'hair' and cut it off. Stunned, the MUTANT BRAID OF DOOM couldn't finish off its prey, and the 'pink bunny' hopped/flew away to find the Dark One to restore it to a draghkar, cursing Lews Bloody Therin all the way.