Disclaimer: Too poor to own FFVII.
Sleepwalkin'
It was a hot, sunny afternoon; as usual, Reno was in his chair napping, his ankles crossed and on the table.
Elena walked into Reno's office, carrying a stack of paperwork. As she piled them on his desk, the redheaded man stood up and started walking. She could make out that his eyes were still closed.
"…Reno…?"
"…"
"What are you doing…?" Elena stood there, completely bewildered by Reno's actions. Reno's feet dragged as he moved towards a window. He opened it wide enough.
He's going to commit suicide!
He unzipped his pants, and…
"Reno, what the hell are you doing?"
The red-haired Turk blinked his eyes a few times, and surveyed his surroundings.
"..The fuck are you doin here!?" Reno looked at the open window, and felt a draft between his legs. "..Man, I need to go to the bathroom." Reno scratched his head.
A/N – I wrote this after reading Mischievious Moogle's Random Life of Reno's, and I thought back of what my friend told me in the car when her cousin sleepwalked through his sister's room and did the same exact thing as what Reno did in the story xD R&R!