Any ideas blah blah blah... Hope you guys enjoy. I'm pretty sure I invented the Aubreycycle ship, any objections and I'll remove this claim to pitch Perfect fame!

Alright Aca-ballers lets get this under way!

"Alright where's the wine coolers?" Amy asked walking into the gym where the Bellas rehearse. What she didn't know was that Aubrey and Uni had set up a trap.

"Just watch how she reacts..." Aubrey whispers as Bumper walked into the room.
"Alright, Aubrey Pukeake just text me to say there were wine coolers in here! Where are they?" Bumper asked.
"Did he seriously just call me that?" Aubrey turned to Uni.
"The quicker they start making out the sooner we can tell them." Uni pointed out.
"Yeah I suppose you're right..." Aubrey threw her hands around his neck and they started making out passionately. Clothes were thrown everywhere yet Amy and Bumper kept arguing.

"You look like my trampoline!" Bumper smirked.
"At least I've been laid in the past two days!" Amy smirked and wandered closer to Aubrey and Uni who were teasing each other.
"By who?" Bumper asked.
"Well there was this guy named Frank, teaches British History. But tonight I'm thinking of a certain Treble!" Her statement made the current Aubreycycle make out session cease to exist.

"What the fuck?" Aubrey asked a little too loudly.
"What was that?" Bumper asked Amy.
"I don't know..." Amy wondered back over to Bumper and started caressing his boner teasingly. "But I know what this is!"
"A boner duh!" He glanced around the room, before grabbing Amy's breasts from under her shirt and massaging them. "And this is the best feeling I've had within the past week." He ripped her blouse off and she made quick work of his jeans.

"What's the bet they've forgotten a condom?" Uni whispered.
"110%" Aubrey replied before pulling her skirt back on and grabbing a condom out if Uni's trousers. She stood up quietly waiting for the perfect moment before revealing herself. "Well, well, well." She smirked as she walked out from behind the mirrors which were protecting her from view.
"Oh my fucking god!" Bumper shouted. "You set this up!"
"I wouldn't say set this up... I'd say: making sure that I'm not the only Bella breaking the oath, now do you want this condom or not?" She held the small plastic packet up and waved it around teasingly.

"Woah! Aubrey rocking that lace bra!" Stacie walked into the gym the rest of The Bellas following behind her.
"You and Bumper?" Jessica asked.
"There is no fucking way in hell that I'd let my temple be invaded by a dick head like him!" Aubrey tossed the condom to Bumper before walking back over to Uni and pulling him out from behind the mirrors, in only his boxers and trying to hide an obvious boner he smiled sheepishly. "I'm more of an Afro kind of girl."
Chloe's eyes widened. "So both of you have broken the oath?"
"Aca-correct." Aubrey smiled as Uni draped an arm around her shoulders. "Almost 6 months actually..."
"What the fuck?" Jesse asked as he joined the party. "Uh... Hi guys!" He smiled.

"Wait where you here the whole time?" Amy asked having finally re found her voice.
"Yep, making out, teasing each other, fornicating! Your usual hey ho." Uni replied nonchalantly.
"So I can finally have this mound of turd burger?" Amy asked Aubrey hopefully.
"Yes you can date that dick."