Episode 1:
Pregnant Women Deserve to Die
The high positioned Kristoff walks on-stage.
"Welcome to the first episode of The Sister Talk Show, starring Elsa and Anna of you know what kingdom!" Elsa royally walks forward with majestic steps to a chair. Anna follows behind, stuffing her face with blueberry muffins.
"And I, Kristoff of nowhere," Kristoff does a stupid and dramatic move that I do not like,"Am the guest star!" Elsa face-palms herself while Anna claps for her husband. Kristoff rushes over to the guest chair and Anna attempts to kiss him while in her chair and-well you can guess what happened because, well, let's just say her under pants were visible.
"Anywho, our first episode is," Elsa paused and inched her chair away from Anna's,"Pregnant women derserve to die..." Anna put a few more muffins in her mouth and stared at Elsa with pure disbelief and shock. Oh, the slyness Elsa can pull off!
"Yffu saf thaff thuff shff woulp be nawm," she swallowed,"Elsa's Ice Power!" Elsa narrowed her eyes and peered over at the source of muffins, freezing the tray the lady in waiting was carrying them on. She then rolled her eyes.
"Well they do. You never told me you were having a baby and that you had *ing * with Kristoff!" The whole crowd gasps. Elsa I thought you were taught never to-"*." she tells Anna, and I the Narrator and Cameraman am ready to stop the story and turn off the camera. Anna slaps her sister.
"I'm sorry we had * and * makes babies!" Sounds like an anime show I watched once...what's it's name? Clannad After Story! That's where it came from. Kristoff knows how to stop an angry Elsa!
"Ladies, let's stop and think," he walks towards Elsa and brings her close,"on our breath taking actions." He undoes the buttons to her dress. It slips off-wait what?! Kristoff stop! You're in public for heaven's sake! You can do naughty things with her later! Anna bubbles over in anger, and I wait for her reaction.
"You *!" She shoves Kristoff away from the Elsa in only her bra and underwear, and brings him close to her. Well, that's all for this episode because it's getting a bit too inappropriate!