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1.) This story does not contain any bad language. Only mild language.
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3.) This story is not a slash.
4.) It is mostly about the four main boys Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman.
5.) I try my best to update often and never give up on a story.
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7.) They are kids in this story.
8.) I hope you enjoy reading my story! :)
Tattooed Boys
Chapter 1
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman were playing in front of Kyle's house when Kyle's mom Sheila came outside.
"Boys I want you all to help paint the living room for me,"
The boys all groaned. "But Mom we're in the middle of playing a game," Kyle whined.
"Yeah we're pretending that our life is simply a cartoon show invented by two guys to amuse people," said Stan.
Not questioning their strange game Sheila simply said, "I don't care I want your help with painting".
The boys groaned again and followed her inside. "Your mom really is a bitch Kyle," said Cartman.
"Shut up Cartman!" said Kyle.
Luckily Sheila didn't here Cartman's comment as she led them into the house. The living room was all taped up on the edges of the walls and there was plastic covering all over the furniture and floor.
"Mom it'll take all day to paint this!" said Kyle.
"It won't take long as long as you work together. If you do this for me I'll pay each of you twenty dollars," said Sheila.
"Wo-hoo!" said Kenny and he ran over to the buckets of paint.
The other boys also agreed to help due to the fact that they were getting paid.
An hour later they managed to paint one wall with the new color. Kyle's parents had left the house taking Ike with them to go to the grocery store leaving the four boys alone in the house.
"Ah-man this really sucks," said Cartman for about the thirtieth time.
"Cartman will you shut up and help us paint," said Kyle.
"These paint fumes are starting to make me feel dizzy," said Stan backing away from the wall and holding his hand that didn't have the paint brush to his head.
"Yeah me too," said Kyle.
The boys then noticed that Kenny wasn't helping at all. They looked around the room and say him standing over a half full bucket of paint.
"Kenny why aren't you helping?!" Cartman asked angrily.
"Dudes you've got to try this," said Kenny.
He then stuck his whole face into the bucket and inhaled deeply. After a moment Kenny lifted his head back out of the bucket and started to cheer and run around the room.
"Kenny! Don't do that!" said Kyle.
Cartman on the other hand went over to the bucket and did the same thing as Kenny. When he pulled his head up he said excitedly. "You guys seriously this is awesome!".
Stan and Kyle looked at each other for a moment before Stan shrugged his shoulders and went over to the paint bucket as well.
"Stan! Don't!" said Kyle.
Stan ignored Kyle and huffed some of the paint fumes too. Kyle put a hand to his face in disbelief and said. "Will you retards stop it! You're going to damage your brain!".
"No it's really cool dude try it," said Stan holding the paint bucket in front of Kyle.
"No!".
"Come on," Stan pleaded.
"I said no!".
Stan then forced the paint bucket into Kyle's face. Kyle gasped in surprise and involuntarily inhaled paint fumes. Kyle took a step back away from Stan feeling strange. He looked at Stan for a moment then went back and inhaled more paint fumes.
"See it's awesome," said Stan.
"Yeah you're right this is cool," said Kyle looking at the sudden change his surroundings appeared to be.
The four boys then started to all run around the room until Cartman stopped and said. "Hey you guys I've got a great idea of what we should do!".
He then led his friends out the front door heading for town.
Yeah I know it was kind of stupid but please keep reading it's going to get funny. Also please don't flame me.