Lucius Malfoy finds out that he has Aids. Spoof of the Family Guy Song "You have Aids". Made for Humor. I don't own Family Guy or Harry Potter. Enjoy! Please Review.
Healer: I don't know how to tell you this Mr. Malfoy. So I'll let these guys do it.
Harry and a barbershop quartet walk in the room.
Harry: You have Aids.
Quartet: Yes, you have Aids.
Harry: I hate to tell ya boy that you have Aids.
Quartet: You've got thee Aids
Harry: You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Quartet: Or maybe all that unprotected sex that you had.
Harry: It isn't clear.
Harry and Quartet: But what we certain of
Harry: You have Aids
Quartet: Yes you have Aids
Harry: Not HIV, but full blown Aids.
Quartet: Be sure that you see that this is not HIV
Harry and Quartet: But full blown Aids
Quartet: Not HIV but really full blown Aids
Quartet member: I'm sorry I wish it were something less serious
Harry and Quartet: But its Aids. You've got thee Aidsssssss.