Chapter 1: Traumatizing Friendship, War
Hi guys this is my first fanfiction and I hope you guys like it! -_-
DISCLAIMER: I do not own HUNTER X HUNTER or INAZUMA ELEVEN.
?: My name is Daiki Ii Hito
?: And I'm Yugana Ii Hito
Daiki & Yugana: And we will be the hosts for this show!
Endou: Do I haave to? ):
Yugana: yes, now shutup or fangirl room for you!
Endou: YES I WILL NOW SHUT MY FACE!
Gon: …
Gon: huh?
Kazemaru: um
Leorio: I WILL STOP THE AKWARD SILENCE WITH A BOMB!
Kurapika :( Grabs Leorio) no bombs! It would help us escape but that bomb will destroy everything!
Killua: Hey look its Oreo
Leorio: LEORIO!
Hisoka: ooh~ Ringo Chan~, Killua you're so cute~
Everyone except Hisoka: (Shakes) RUN!
Daiki: Umm Dares?
Yugana: MINE FIRST!
DARES-
-I dare Endou to dress up as Gon and Gon dress up as Endou then they hang off the ceiling in the fangirl room.
-I dare Oreo to fight Kuroro over Kurapika :D
-I dare Tsunami to confess his love for Touko.
-I dare Sakuma to kiss Genda.
-I dare Kidou to think he's Batman and for Machi to smack him down in any way she chooses.
-I dare Bonolenov and Kortopi to go trick or treating together.
-I dare Toramaru to go into the Hisoka Vegas Show Room with Hisoka's character song is playing in the background for an hour.
Kazemaru and Killua: Endou, Gon! Dare time! *shoves them into changing rooms*
Endou and Gon: But I don't wanna go into the fangirl room!
Yugana: *evil grin* Muahahahahahahahahahahaha! You have to do it or you'll be DOWN with the fangirls!
Endou and Gon: *changes and come back* OK, OK we'll do it! Better to be above them I guess…
Daiki: That's how we like it now come on up to the room above the fangirl room *leads them to the fangirl sending room*
Daiki ties them to the ceiling and then opens the floor under them to the fangirl room.
Daiki: Bye Bye!
Leorio: *jumps at Kuroro aiming a punch for his face* TAKE THIS YOU COCKY BASTARD! KURAPIKA IS MINE!
Kuroro: *side step*
Leorio: *crashes into the wall* OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Yugana: Don't spam the caps lock!
Leorio and Kuroro: *fight to the death*
Kurapika: *facepalm + sweatdrop* really why did you dare them to do this?
Yugana: Because I think it's funny to see them argue over your pretty blond head! :p *grabs Kurapika and runs away*
Kurapika: What the f-!
Daiki: *smiles* GET BACK SOON, we might need him for a dare… well then, Tsunami!
Tsunami: W-what love? A-all I l-l-love is the s-sea, you Kn-now Th-the waves a-and surfing!
Daiki: Then why are you stuttering? Ooh is that a blush I see?
Tsunami: *blushes harder* SH-SHUT UP!
Daiki: Oh so you love Touko AND Tachimukai do you? Truth or I'll throw you into the fangirl room.
Tsunami: OK FINE! Yes I do *SUPER BLUSH!*
Touko and Tachimukai: *MEGA BLUSH!*
Daiki: Good enough! SAKUMA GENDA! KISS!
Fudou: *pushes Sakuma into Genda making them 'accidentally' kiss*
Sakuma and Genda: *SUPER MEGA ULTRA BLUSH OF REDNESS*
Yugana: *poofs in with a derpy face and an unconscious Kurapika in arms* what'd I miss
Daiki: Do I even wanna know what you did?
Yugana: Weelll… while I was running, some fangirls appeared, and they started chasing me later I turned around to check If they were there and accidentally knocked Blondies head on a lamp post
Daiki: ok? NEXT DARE!
Machi: this one's actually gonna be fun ^_^
Kidou: can I skip this, Batman is too awesome for a dare
Machi: *Slaps Kidou's face twenty times* now for Smacking Batman
Kidou: *face is now super ULTRA MEGA RED* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Daiki: KIDOU!
Yugana: NO SPAMMING Caps lock!
Daiki: Umm Yugana you spam capital too you know?
Yugana: SHUT UP I'm the only one allowed to caps lock
Kortopi & Bonolenov: YAY CANDY!
Kortopi, Bonolenov & Phinks:*Go trick or treating*
Daiki: PHINKS!?
Yugana: Let him go it will just mean bigger fight for candy
Feitan: I'm going TOO! Yay!
Daiki: Even bigger fight
~At neighborhood~
Kortopi: (knocks on door)
Old woman: Ooh cute children
Kortopi: Trick or treat
Old woman: But Halloween is two months from now?
Feitan: GIVE US CANDY!
Old woman: *runs at super ultra-speed faster than Feitan*AAAAAAAAH!
1 Hour later…
~studio~
Feitan: We're back!
Phinks: With 2345 pieces of candy
Kortopi, Feitan and Bonolenov: we only have 2342 pieces GET HIM!
Phinks: Aaaaaaaah! AAAAAAAAAAH!
Yugana: No caps lock!
Phinks: I'm using Shift
Daiki: Stop doing that YOU BAKAS!
Daiki: Next dare
Yugana: The Hisoka Vegas Show Room! It's basically a room full of inappropriate pictures of Hisoka, with Vegas lighting in different colors and Hisoka's character song, Kyousou Requiem plays for an hour!
Hisoka: ~Oooh Toramaru Chan~
Toramaru: *scared for his innocence* p-please don't m-make me go i-in there…
Daiki: I'm sorry my sister is just too crazy (locks him in the Hisoka Vegas show room)
30 Minutes later…
Toramaru: (Traumatized) *notices glowing coming from the door*
Hisoka: Ooh~ Toramaru-Chan~ so Kawaii~ 3
Toramaru: *Screeching and losing innocence* (While Everyone rolls on floor laughing)
30 Minutes later…
Daiki: You're Free
Toramaru:*Comes out traumatized* M-mama…
Daiki: Great you broke Him!
Yugana: Hehe!
Toramaru: *Sits in corner sulking* M-mama…
Daiki: anyway? MY DARES!
Everyone: NOOOO!
-Daiki Dares
- Fubuki Dress up in a maid outfit and go into the fangirl room
- Gon gets drunk and lock him the same room as hisoka
- Killua and Fubuki's marriage Kazemaru and Kurapika plan it
Invite EVERYONE! Atsuya is the reader
- Kazemaru make a monkey army to attack Fudou and his banana City for more space for tomato town
- Aphrodi grow wings and fly to Olympus Hera need a smack in the face.
-Killua for the next few chapters no killing fangirls and you get invincibility (I doubt it)
That All!
Fubuki: No way!
Yugana: YES WAY!
Toramaru: (Still in corner) ...M-m-mama…
Yugana:*Shoves Shirou into maid outfit*
Daiki: Go
Atsuya: Ha-ha!
Daiki: Atsuya come your fans need you too, Hehe!
Atsuya: WAAAGH!
Fubuki & Atsuya: SAVE ME!
Daiki: Next dare
Yugana:*Shoves Fanta In Gon's mouth*is that all he needs to be drunk?
Gon: Killua~ When~ were~ you~ a Kitty~ *Blush*
Daiki: Ok put him in the room with hisoka! Now!
Hisoka: Haha~ Gon Chan~ come my little child~
Daiki & Yugana:*Shakes, Shivers*
Daiki: Locks them in dark room together
Yugana: Fubuki is 'playing' with his fans well leave it for next chapter Next dare
Daiki: …
Kazemaru: now where are the monkeys Hehehe
Daiki: Yugana where are the monkeys
Yugana: Here you go ^_^
Toramaru: M-mons-sters
Fudou: I must summon my bench army!
Daiki: Too late we have them captured
Bench 1: Help me!
Bench 3: Blue is not my color
Bench 2: Yes it is
Bench 4: What's with all the talking benches
Bench 5 (army leader): 4 you're a bench too you know
Fudou: uh-oh
Kazemaru: Monkeys attack!
Monkey: Mmm yummy house
2 Hours later…
Kazemaru: Tomato town is bigger
Kazemaru: Next dare!
Aphrodi:*Grows angel wings*(Awesome Music is playing) Where is Olympus Again?
Everyone: *Anime fall*
Yugana: Fly to Manhattan go on the top of the empire state building find the elevator to
Mt. Olympus, and beat up Hera Easy.
~Mt. Olympus~
Aphrodi: Hera!
Hera: WTF?
Aphrodi:*Epic Battle!*
2 Minutes later…
~Studio~
Aphrodi: I won, that was shorter than expected hmm?
Daiki: Killua
Killua: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yugana: That's it I'm leaving too much Caps lock
Daiki: I feel like I'm forgetting someone
Fubuki & Atsuya: AAAAAH HELP!
Gon: AAAAAAAAAAH HISOKA WHAT DID I JUST DO!
Endou: I'm still Here!
Feitan: MY CANDY!
Phinks: You can't have any !
Kortopi: you bandage wrapped boxer I need candy!
Toramaru: M-mama
Daiki: Who am I forgetting? Nope no one
Daiki: Anyway please review and you can be a guest star
Send in some dares *looks at Toramaru* Poor thing
Yugana: hehe!
Daiki: huh I thought you left?
Yugana & Daiki:*ignoring Chaos* BYE!
Kurapika:Huh?