Keitorin's Life
Chapter1: Jiraiya is Kakashi?!
Disclamer: I do not own Naruto the television show or the manga. Or any of the characters from the show or the manga. This is just a fanfiction story!
"Where the hell is he?!" Keitorin Senaigawa shouted. "I don't fucking know!" another voice shouted back. "HARII! You better find him! I want that pervert dead!" Keitorin raced across the bathhouse to find Jiraiya standing there.
"Heh, heh Keitorin… What beautiful legs you have!"
Keitorin was wearing a bath towel that cover her from her chest to right above her knees. "Perv!" Keitorin shouted. "HARII!" A girl dressed in a silver kimono turned the coner into the hallway where Jiraiya was pervertedly checking out Keitorin.
"Thank goodness Harii! Damn it, what took you so long?"
"Well SSOORRRRYY!"
She immediately grabbed a kunai knife out of Harii's pouch.
"You're finished Jiraya!"
Keitorin ran toward the pervy sage with the dagger-like weapon. The wooden floors of the bathhouse hallway went up in flames while she ran to Jiraya to strike him.
Ha ha! I got you now, you perv!
She jumped into the air and threw the knife.
WOOSH!
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
Jiraya was gone, and Kakashi Hatake stood there in his place.
"Oh shit! It's him!" she mumbled softly under her breath.
Her face turned tomato red. As she was still in the air, Keitorin fainted, and fell right into Kakashi's arms.