By a dark night, the flying shadow of a banana passed among the skyscrapers. However the banana was being pursued by the teleporting fat guy. This foe, the most dangerous she's encountered yet, had managed to touch her inappropriately. After a few minutes of watching, Sponge Bob came to the rescue! He nudged his sidekick and sex-slave Sandy to follow, but she fell dead, choking on his cum. When the teleporting fat guy noticed, he ran away with his flaying banana. Sponge Bob smirked at his retreating enemy, then grabbed the closest animal he saw and raped it. Because of his lack of a brain, he didn't notice that he was raping a porcupine. But Patrick noticed it and screamed in outrage:
"THAT'S MY NEW PET PORCUPINE!!"
"That's my lover, Sonic!" screamed Mario
"WTF?! ARE YOU CHALLENGING THE LIKES OF ME WEIRD PLUMBER!?" screamed Sponge Bob after killing Patrick and his porcupine in an epic battle that we missed...
"MORTAL KOMBAT!" screamed Megaman, then cut Spongebob on two.
"NOW IT'S BETWEEN YOU AND ME YOU WEIRDO PLUMBER!!" screamed Megaman.
"Why is it always me, Mama Mia? And why not Luigi?" complained the fat plumber.
"DIE MARIO!! I AM THE TRUE HEIR TO THE NINTENDO THRONE!! UBER MEGA BLASTER!!" screamed Megaman
The blast leaves Mario as italian spaghetti and the Pokemon Master eats it. After his victory, Megaman celebrated by marrying Mario's wife and he lived happily ever after... after he had 12 kids with her.
Flashback:
"Oh, yeah! Harder, faster! Gimme some Megababies!"
End of Flashback
During the birth of 12th child was born, the teleporting fat guy has been plotting to rule the world. But he got grounded by his parents, and he missed the alignment of all the planets. But not a lot of people knew that his parents were... MARIO AND PEACH!!
During the night, James Bond entered his room and suffocated him with his buttocks. under the horrified (and horny) stares of Megaman and Peach. After James Bond left, Megaman and Peach had 9001 more children.
Vegeta appeared from thin air and screamed, while crushing his scouter: "IT'S OVER 9000!" Vegeta had not noticed that they were making there 9001st child until he went in.
During a big orgy, on which Luigi, Jigglypuff, a random nerd's dad, the random nerd, zelda, the pink panther, Goku, Rocky Balboa, Shaquille O'Neil, the Ice Climbers, the Master Hand and a Shadow plushie participated, God got pissed off at human nonsense and pressed the "Ctrl + Alt + Delete" keys on the universe keyboard. But he was too enraged to notice that he deleted himself too.
Amen.