[Hey guys. This is my first story so don't be too harsh! If you see anything that seriously offends or disgusts you, just send me an email at FinnTheHuman111 . Also this is set when Finn is 16]

(DISCLAIMER- I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT THE CHARACTER OF MYSELF (BEN) AND THE STORYLINE, ALL OF THE OTHER THINGS BELONG TO CARTOON NETWORK. I GAIN NOTHING FROM THIS STORY EXCEPT THE JOY OF MAKING OTHERS HAPPY. And also a big thanks to my friends for helping me write this story.)

I awoke with a sore back and a bad headache, the cold, harsh morning air stinging my face. I looked around and saw a brightly coloured world. I cracked my back and several vertebrae snapped back into place.

"SONOFA-" I shouted before I heard someone approaching. I dived behind a tree and hid

"What is wrong with that guy, Jake?" I heard someone say.

"Well he's old and he steals princesses, that's two things!" I heard another person (whom I suspect to be Jake) reply.

"you can come out now man we saw you go back there" I heard the first voice say. I stepped out and looked at the peculiar pairing. There was a boy about my age wearing a light blue top, dark blue shorts, black shoes with rolled up white socks and a peculiar white balaclava-like mask that showed his face, but the peculiar thing is that it had ears like a polar bear. Next to him was a small yellow dog.

"Wh-who are you?" I asked looking between them

"I'm Finn and this is Jake." The boy said

"Where am I?" I asked. This place was strange and unfamiliar yet beautiful and bright

"This is the land of Ooo. You still haven't told us your name."

"M-my names Ben" I said

"Okay Ben tell us what kingdom you are from and we will take you there." Jake said

"Uh-I don't really remember anything except for today" I said. "So don't worry about taking me anywhere" I said curling back up against the tree. The boy took the dog away from me and I heard small bits of their argument

"We cant leave him here" I heard Finn say.

"So what, we just let him wander into our house then BAM he attacks us with a sock." I heard Jake say which made me snort trying to contain a laugh. After a while I heard Finn say

"We need to help him!" He was on the verge of shouting.

"Fine, but when we get home I BET you he will start attacking us with a sock." Jake said now sounding annoyed at Finn.

"Hey guy-ah damn what's your name? Uh- oh yeah!-BEN WAKE YOUR LAZY BUNS UP"

Finn shouts poking me in the arm. I get up.

"I thought you were going home?" I say in the most oblivious voice I can.

"Me and my buddy here-" Finn said Glaring at Jake with enough effort to fry an egg "-Have come to the conclusion that you cant stay out here all alone and we have decided-" he stops again to glare at Jake"- that you can bunk down with us if you want."

"that sounds cool" I say and we began walking.

"Our house is in the plains so its not too far from here" he said as we walked past a large confectionery castle with ginger bread walls and banana guards.

"This is the candy kingdom."

"It looks sweet!" I said and Jake started laughing, his jowls bouncing every time he laughed causing me to collapse with laughter. After a while I got up and wiped a tear from my face. We walked past several kingdoms and Finn spoke of them and their princesses

"Hells yeah! Beautiful ladies!" I said and we walked past a mountainous frozen zone.

"This is the ice kingdom. The king here steals princesses." Finn said.

"What stops him from stealing all the princesses?"

"We do." Finn said

"We're heroes" Jake said.

"Oh. My. Sweet. Mother of Gawd!" I shout and Finn runs, jumps and slaps me in the face

"NO!" He said angrily "you say glob like everyone else does"

"Ow man! NOT cool!" I shout as he lands metres away

"That word is a swear here in Ooo."

"I didn't know!" I shout in pain as my cheek burned.

"I-Im sorry I forgot." Finn said, looking remorseful

"It doesn't matter lets just get to your house"

As we got to the plains a large and awesome tree-house came into view

"THATS your house?!" I shout in awe

"Yes, yes it is." Finn said in pride.

"Did you build it?" I asked, wide eyed

"actually, no. This vampire lady gave it to us" he said in an awkward tone

"Dat tone" I said softly to myself. As soon as I realised what was going on my face twisted into the 'Now I understand face' [Also known as the me gusta face ( /SV2Q2k)]

"she's hot isn't she?"

"no-no-no-no-no-no! No! NO!" he said blushing

"She is isn't she!" I repeat

"Dude no!" he shouts now redder than the fire kingdom.

"I know you're lying!" I said amused at his reddening face.

"I'm hungry, are you hungry Imma go make a sandwich" he said quickly in a high pitched tone. and he rushed out into the kitchen

"you know you got 'em good when their voices go high pitched." I said laughing. I looked out the window and saw a small penguin staring at the house.