The kid was laying around one day. "What a stupid day. I'm going to lay around and do nothing." Said the kid. Grandpa was looking at his phone and walking around. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING GRANDPA" said the kid. "All the jolly old kids are playing this 'Pokemon GO'" said grandpa. "DONT DO WHAT OTHER KIDS ARE PLAYING. I DO THAT" said the kid. "No" said grandpa. "YES. ALSO WHAT DO YOU DO IN POKEMON GOOOOOOOO?" Said the kid. "You look around finding Pokemon." Said grandpa. "Oh that's so cool." Said the kid. "But first you have to get your little ass of the couch to find them." Said grandpa. "THATS SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH WORK. IM NOT GETTING THIS STUPID GAME." Said the kid. "FINE THEN. IM GOING TO THE PARK TO THE POKESTOP. SEE YA BITTTTCCCCHHHH" said grandpa. "HEY IM NOT A BITCH. COME BACK HERE TO MAKE ME A PBJ" said the kid. "SEE YA" said grandpa. "HEY I SAID COME BACK HERE" said the kid. Grandpa looked around. "OMG A WEEDLE" said grandpa. Grandpa clicked the weedle. "Wait. How do I catch Pokemon? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUU-" said grandpa. He ran home on went on YouTube. He searched up, 'How to catch a Pokemon on Pokemon GO' The only results he got was porn. "THEN HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO CATCH THIS VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY WILD WEEDLE?" Said grandpa. "I KNOW MAYBE HOW" said the kid. "メはとおようどんしおが" said Kim yoo suk. "What did he say?" Said grandpa. "He said 'I KNOW HOW SONS OF BITCHES'" said the kid. "How do you know how, Kim yoo suk?" Said grandpa. "私服が市を中心かなの恋おかもしれませんでしたのは難しい" said Kim yoo suk. "He said, "Because I play this highly addicting game. DON'T YOU SEE I'M JAPANESE? AND EVERY JAPANESE PERSON PLAYS THIS?'" Said the kid. "Oh" said grandpa. "ALSO I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH" said Kim yoo suk. "Oh" said grandpa. "AND DO YOU ONLY SAY OH?" Said Kim yoo suk. "Oh" said grandpa. "Oh" said the kid. "Oh oh oh oh oh" said grandpa. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Said Kim yoo suk. "Mkay" said the kid. The kid walked outside. "Look a Meowto" said the kid. "But there is a very rare weedle!" Said grandpa. "Oh yeah the weedle is better because he smokes weed.
A person named Ed died. Anyways back to the story. The kid and grandpa used all their Pokeballs on 1 weedle. They never caught it. "Well, shit. Now how are we going to get this weedle?" Said grandpa. "WE MUST STUFF IT IN THIS POKEBALL, I JUST FOUND ONE RANDOMLY ON THE GROUND, AND STUFF THIS RARE RARE RARE WEED SMOKIN POKEMON INTO ITS POKEBALL" said the kid. The kid shoved it into the ball. "The kid… You just tore out… My.. MY FUCKING PENIS BALL" said grandpa. "Oh that's too bad. It was worth it though, because I caught this RARE WEEDLE WOOOOOOOO" said the kid. "Oh well I guess that's true." Said grandpa. The kid and grandpa were the biggest pros in all of the land. And then their weedle died from all the weed. And Kim yoo suk then picked up that Meowto and was the biggest pro of the land. The kid and grandpa stole his account and they were the biggest pros ever. They were xxx_porngreat47.
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