Havoc didn't always smoke. You see the story started just a bit before Edward came. Havoc was walking around outside on a nice rainy day when fury came up to him. "How's it going havoc" he asked "not bad I'm getting tired of putting books in my mouth" "why are you chewing on books?" "If I don't I cant stop talking" "I have an idea" responded he pulled out a whistle but when he blew into it an accordion sound broke through the night. "what's that supposed to happen?" "Just watch" after a minute a dot appeared in the sky. It got closer and closer though every cloud it went past blew up sending candy down to the ground that if a fat kid tried to eat it'd become parsley and force feed itself to the fat kid. "Its… its" "yes it's the one and the only Pinako!!"
"So sonny what are you in need of?" asked Pinako "my friend havoc here needs something to keep in his mouth so he wont talk so much" "auto mail ears coming right up!" "WHAT!" yelled havoc and fury in unision "second I need to put my auto mail ears on so I can here you". "Oh" havoc said in relief. "Now for your problem I think you should start chewing nicotine gum" "hey that's a good idea"
So havoc started chewing nicotine gum but it did come with some side effects. "Give me nicotine gum I need nicotine gum" "calm down just calm down" "who would have thought that me chewing nicotine gum would get fury addicted to nicotine gum" "what should we do?" asked Hawkeye "I have an idea!" exclaimed the pizza guy he takes a cigarette and puts it in havocs mouth almost immediately fury calmed down "thanks pizza guy" "its my job well that and being a pizza guy. He jumped into the air and struck a heroic pose before they hear a snap and he falls. He walks out the door muttering something about cheap thread not being able to hold him.
While walking around Roy mustang was blowing up mail boxes when a pizza came through the air and blew up the apple he was standing on. In the distance you hear the voice of Pinako laughing and saying "I am the PIZZA BOY!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!"