Disclaimer: I do not nor shall I ever own Boondocks
Chaper one: The beginning of the end
"WAAAAAHHHHHHH!" The screeching sound of a baby was heard throughout the household of the Freeman's sometime around 2 AM. The baby's parents were immediately woke by their son's cries as were the two other house occupants.
"Ugh," the father, Huey Freeman, groaned. "Who's turn is it this time?"
The mocha colored man turned to his bedmate Jazmine soon-to-be Freeman who yawned and shrugged. "I lost count," the mulatto woman sighed. "Why don't you go do it? I've gotta get up early tomorrow."
Huey gave the girl a look. "So do I," he stated. "School's tommorrow."
"Well hurry up and go quiet him down so we can get some sleep," Jazmine groaned. Huey made a move to get up, but then lost all the energy and flopped back on the bed.
"You go," he sighed. "He's probably hungry and I can't feed him."
Jazmine rolled her eyes and climbed out of bed, she grabbed her pink robe covering her body (which lacked clothing) and headed towards the room where her son was bawling his eyes out. Right as she opened the door though a tall mocha colored man was already at the door holding up the crying baby.
"Here!" he said. "Calm yo baby down, nigga keep wakin' me up in da mornin!"
"Sorry Riley," Jazmine said yawning and taking her baby. "We would have Michael in our room but Huey said it wouldn't work out too well."
"So ya put him in mah room?" Riley asked. "All da way downstairs?"
"Sorry," Jazmine apologized as she tried feeding Michael. "Dammit he's not hungry, oh what now?"
"He prolly had one of dem realizations," Riley suggested. "Realized dat his parents don't give a fuck about him."
"That's not true!" Jazmine yelled in defense. "I love my Michael!"
"Whatchu said," Riley told her rolling his eyes.
Five minutes went by and Michael's cries continued even louder. "Damn does he eva shut up? He louda dan you when Huey gat yo ass in da bedroom!" Michael's cries eventually made Huey finally jump up and walk out the room in nothing but his boxers.
"Oh Huey, here please make him stop." Jazmine begged.
She handed Michael to his father as Huey gave the boy his famous frosty glare. "Michael." He said sternly. Michael continued crying. "Michael listen to me!" Michael's stopped. "Look," Huey began. "Please stop crying, you're not making my life easier doing it okay? I've got school tomorrow so I really need you to let me get some sleep tonight. Think you can do that?" Michael gave his daddy a blank stare then started blowing spit bubbles. "Here," Huey said putting his pacifier back in his mouth. "Go back to sleep and I'll play with you tomorrow when I come home." He cradled him and began rocking him back and forth until the infant's eyes began to fall, eventually Michael was sound asleep as Huey took him into Riley's room and placed him back in his crib.
"Shit," Huey groaned closing the door. "I'm wide awake."
"Same here," Riley said. "Niggas cain't neva get no sleep wit dat nigga around. I knew yaw shoulda gave 'em up fo' adoption."
Huey smacked Riley upside the head and turned to Jazmine. "You tired?" he asked.
"A little, but I can stay up for another…..4 hours." Jazmine yawned.
"No, you go on to sleep." Huey said noticing Jazmine's tired eyes and constant yawning.
"But (yawn) I wanna stay up with you," Jazmine said.
"Jazmine you're not a morning person, you know that." Huey said. "Besides, I can see that Michael's been wearing you out. Go on to sleep, you don't wanna be tired on the first day do ya?" Jazmine nodded and gave Huey a small peck before walking up the stairs.
"Aww nigga you soft!" Riley said disgusted with his older brother. "Cain't even belive it."
"What?"
"Jazmine you should get some rest!" Riley mimicked. "Nigga mo' whipped dan Kunta Kentay, at least dat nigga wouldn't take what da white people was demandin'!"
Huey rose an eyebrow. "I'm surprised you even know any character from Roots." Huey said. "You deserve a cookie."
Riley flipped him off and headed to the kitchen to find him a snack. Huey plopped himself on the couch and stared at the blank TV screen deep in thought. He thought about his upcoming senior year, he thought about Jazmine stressing, he thought about the days he would have to take Grandad to the doctor for his monthly checkup, but the thing he thought about more than that was the message he received not even 3 months ago. "It's not over," Huey repeated. "But he's dead, I shot him in the head. He was in an exploding building for God's sake, there's just no way." He thought it was just some silly prank, but as the days went by during the summer he began to belive the message more and more. "It can't be, it just can't."
"WAAHHHH!"
Huey didn't make a move to get up.
"Hurry up!" Huey yelled hours later as he sat in the car. He honked the horn a few more times. "Jazmine I swear-"
"Hold on!" Jazmine yelled back from the house. "I'm saying bye to Michael!"
"We'll see him when we get home now come on or I'm leaving your ass!" Huey yelled.
"Ay nigga, quit bein' so loud." Riley mumbled.
He was sitting in the back seat with his head leaning against the window trying to get some sleep. Jazmine soon came from the house as she got into the car, Huey gave her a quick up and down look and said "Really?"
"What?" Jazmine grinned knowing exactly what Huey was talking about.
"Don't 'what' me," Huey said. "What's with the mini-skirt? You look like some anime schoolgirl."
"That's good right?"
"Not when you're going to school in america, well unless you want guys whistling at you and yelling 'god damn!' at your ass." Huey explained.
"But they do that already," Jazmine reminded as Huey began pulling off.
"True," Huey agreed. "Meaning they might actually be propelled to talk to you or, heaven forbid, touch you."
Jazmine giggled at her overprotective boyfriend as they rode down the street, Jazmine spotted a U-Haul truck in front of a house not too far from Huey's. "Hey, someone's moving." Jazmine said.
"Really?" Huey asked not at all interested.
"Yeah, it's some lady and her daughter I think." Jazmine said. "They're really pretty."
"I kinda don't care," Huey told her.
"Hey she's waving at us, I think she wants to talk." Jazmine pointed out.
"Well I have to get to school," Huey said about to ride past but Jazmine was quick and pushed his knee down on the brakes, unfortunately she did it too hard and the car immediately halted.
"OW!" Riley yelled as his head slammed into the window. "Dammit Jazmine!"
"Sorry," Jazmine squeaked as Huey glared at her.
"We're gonna have a talk when we get home." He said.
Jazmine rolled her eyes, she knew exactly what that sentence meant. It meant that they were going to argue for a while, forget what they were arguing about and argue somemore, then they were going have angry make up sex, then Jazmine was going to cry about fighting with him, then Michael was going cry because he thought Daddy beat up Mommy, then Grandad was going to start yelling because he got interrupted from his nap, and finally Huey would leave the house and drive for a good few hours.
"Look here she comes," Jazmine said.
The girl walked up to the car and sighed. "Thank you so much for stopping."
Huey gave her a quick up and down look, she was white (of course) with long brown hair and brown eyes. She had a pretty nice frame, nice thighs, nice ass and, as Huey estimated, was about a D cup mabey bigger.
"I just moved here and I'm kinda lost, do any of you happen to attend Woocrest High?"
"Yeah we all do," Jazmine said. "Do you need directions or something?"
"Yes actually." The girl said. "My sense of directions is way off I'd probably end up in another country if I went with my gut."
"Well don't worry we can give you a ride if you want," Jazmine told her.
"That is if she has gas-"
Jazmine elbowed him and said "Hop in!"
"Really? Oh thank you so much." She said. "Mom these complete black strangers are going to take me to school, they say they go there."
The mother just waved at her daughter as she got into the car with the "strangers". "White people…." Huey groaned.
"Oh I forgot to introduce myself, my name's Kymberly but you can call me Kim." Kim said.
"My name's Jazmine," Jazmine introduced. "The guy sleeping next to you is Riley and the guy driving is his brother, and my boyfriend, Huey." Kim smiled warmly at the two Freeman brothers.
"So what grade are you guys in?" she asked.
"We're seniors," Jazmine said. "He's a junior."
"Oh yeah Cindy gurl…work it…." Riley groaned in his sleep.
Kim gave him a weird look as Huey handed her something. "Record everything he says," Huey said.
"Huey!"
"No, this is payback for what he did last week. I'm still wondering how he got a whole bottle of that...stuff."
"You're acting like it would've killed you or something." Jazmine said.
"Jazmine I'm not a woman so I don't like that stuff anywhere on me, you however are very accoustumed to swallowing it so-"
"HUEY!" Jazmine blushed madly as Kim took the recorder and recorded everything the young black male was mumbling. Soon Huey pulled up into the school parking lot and right on cue an unmistakeable black benz screeched to a stop right next to them.
"Wazzup niggas!" Cindy yelled hopping out her car. "Yaw niggas ready ta….what the hell is dat bitch doin'?"
Huey looked behind him, apparently Kim had "accidentally" dozed off in the car and her head was resting on Riley's shoulders. "Oh crap," Jazmine said scrambling to get out of the car and hold her friend back.
"Naw!" Cindy yelled easily jerking Jazming off her feet. "Da fuck dis white ho thank she doin' leaning on mah man like dat!"
Cindy nearly tore open the door as Riley, who was leaning on the window, fell right out of the car onto the ground. "OW! God damn who…aw wassup baby." Riley said looking up at the fuming Cindy.
"Donchu 'wassup' me nigga, the hell is dis bitch doin' on you?" Cindy growled.
"Wha? Da fuck you talkin about ho?" Riley asked. "Ain't no bitch in da car 'sides-"
"Ahem." Huey glared at Riley.
"W-Well dere ain't no bitches in da car!" Riley said.
He then looked inside and noticed Kim sleeping on the car seats, he looked at her then back at Cindy. "You mean hur?" he asked. "I don't even know who da fuck dat is!"
"Bullshit." Cindy growled pusing past Riley and reached into the car. Jazmine was still trying to hold Cindy back, but the girl was almost as strong as Huey.
"Cindy! Don't do it," She pleaded as Cindy reached into the car and pulled Kim out by her shirt, to her surprise she was still conked out.
"AY! Wake yo ass up!" Cindy yelled.
Kim's eyes began fluttering open as she groggily said "Wha?" she then looked at her assaliant and smiled "Hello there."
"Don't you hello me!" Cindy growled. "Why da hell were you all up on mah man?"
Kim looked utterly confused. "Huh? I don't know what you're talking about." She said. "I actually don't remember anything besides getting into this car, Huey handing me something and after that….nothing."
"Well how about I jog yo memory?" Cindy said raising a fist.
"Cindyyyy!" Jazmine yelled.
"WHAT?" Cindy asked turning around.
Jazmine immediately shrank back as Cindy looked at her with that expression, she may not fear Huey anymore but Cindy was a whole different story. "N-Nothing," Jazmine squeaked.
Cindy whipped her head back around and got ready to slam her fist into Kim's face when she noticed something that almost made her fall over. She was fast asleep. "Da fuck is wrong wit dis chick?" Riley asked.
"Narcolepsy." Came Huey's voice as he appeared from the car.
"Narco-wha?"
"It's a sleep disorder that causes people to become extremely tired or fall asleep randomly." Huey explained. "That probably explains why she suddenly fell asleep so suddenly in the car and right now."
"Aw," Cindy said dropping Kim. "Well den, I guess I ovareacted."
"Sho did," Riley said. "C'mon Cindy you know I ain't goan fuck wit no otha chick 'sides you."
"You best not," Cindy growled pointing a finger at him, she then walked off towards the school with her boyfriend right behind her.
"Well, we should get going." Huey said walking off.
"What about Kim?" Jazmine asked.
"She'll wake up, the sleep doesn't tend to last too long."
"I mean we shouldn't leave her here like this." Huey rolled his eyes and helped up the narcoleptic teenager.
"Sorry about earlier," Cindy apologized as her, Jazmine and Kim walked to lunch. "I kinda went a lil ovaboard."
"It's alright, I understand." Kim said smiling. "I mean he's your boyfriend and all."
"So you cain't even control whenva you goes to sleep?"
Kim shook her head. "I pass out probably ten times a day," she explained. "Usually I sleep mabey from a minute to five and I every time I wake up I always have a headache."
"So have ya eva fell asleep while you were fuckin'?" Cindy asked bluntly.
"Cindy! Rude!" Jazmine said to her best friend.
"What? Bitch you know you wuz thinkin' it too!" Cindy said. "Anywho, have ya Kim?"
"Well…yeah actually. Three times I think." Kim said. "The funniest part about it was how they would get all depressed because they thought they were so bad that they bored me to sleep."
"Ya know, dat sound like a gud trick I could play on Reezy." Cindy said.
"I'm definitley playing it on Huey." Jazmine piped up excitedly.
Cindy gave her a look before she chuckled loudly. "Nigga you know you da worse actor eva," Cindy said. "Besides wit dat stick Huey packin' dat nigga could make any chick burn out her lungs screamin', even me an' I ain't afriad ta admit it."
"What about Riley?" Kim asked.
"Eh, he pretty big himself," Cindy said. "But I done seen Huey's an' I done heard Jazmine's screams an' I ain't ashamed ta admit dat Huey prolly bettah dan Reezy in bed, ya know I wouldn't mind switchin' up fo' one night."
Jazmine gave her the 'bitch please' look. "Uh uh, that's my man. Besides me and Riley would be so…..weird."
Cindy nodded in agreement as Kim suddely fell sideways with her head slamming into the locker. "Kim!" Jazmine cried.
Both teenage women looked at the brunette and sighed when they noticed that she was fast asleep. "Yeah I can see this is goan get annoyin'." Cindy said picking her up and continuing on their path to the lunchroom. As soon as they got there they found their favorite table where Huey, who was looking up at the ceiling, and Riley, who was eating his lunch, sat.
"She fell asleep a'gin?" Riley asked as Cindy sat her in one of the open seats. "Dis girl goan die one day if she keep doin' dat."
"It's kind of annoying," Huey said not looking away from the ceiling.
"You're not eating today?" Jazmine asked.
"I didn't have enough time to pack anything," Huey said. "Your son kept me up all night."
"Son?" came Kim's voice, which startled the four teens. "Jazmine you have a kid?"
"Damn nigga u scured da shit outta me!"
"Y-Yeah," Jazmine said timidly. "He's almost 8 months old."
"Awww," Kim said. "Who's the daddy?"
Jazmine pointed to Huey who was still looking up at the ceiling. "Awww," Kim said again. "He must the the cutest baby ever!"
"He is," Jazmine said proudly.
"He also da most annoyin'," Riley added to which Jazmine slapped him upside the head for.
"Don't talk about my son." She said.
"Damn bitch-" Jazmine hit him again. "Quit hitin' me!" Riley yelled. "And quit stealin' mah food!" Riley snatched his tray away from the swiping Cindy who just smiled with a mouthfull of fries. "Man, dese is some ignorant bitches get gat at dis table."
"Who you callin' a bitch?" Cindy asked. Riley was silent about that one.
"Ay I gat detention t'day." Riley annoucned.
Huey, who still was looking at the ceiling, sarcastically clapped for his little brother. "Fuck you mane, quit hatin'." Riley growled.
Kim started giggling at the teenagers she saw before her. "You guys are funny," she laughed. "Is everyone in this town like this?"
"Naw wese originals!" Cindy said. "Ain't nobody gat it like C-Murph, Young Reezy, Jazzy Fresh and Afro Thunda!"
"Afro Thunder?" Huey asked.
"Yeah nigga cuz you gat dat big ass afro, seriously have you eva cut yo hair in yo life?" Cindy asked.
"He did once," Riley said. "But dat wuz like 14 years go."
"I like his afro," Jazmine said running her hand through it. "I hope you never cut it off."
"I don't plan on it," Huey answered not looking at her. "And don't do that again."
"Anyways," Jazmine said turning back to Kim. "I hope we can be friends because you seem nice and GOD DAMN IT HUEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT?" The sudden outburst made everyone at the table turn to Jazmine and then Huey. Huey looked at Jazmine and then pointed to the ceiling.
"There's a pencil hanging over my head and it's bothering me," Huey said. "Calm down."
"You're irriating me," Jazmine told him. "Badly."
"Deal with it."
"Deal with the pencil."
"No, what if it falls in my hair or something? I'll never find it."
"Just ignore it."
"No."
"God you are so difficult."
"Not as difficult as you."
"And what is that supposed to mean?"
"You know what it means Jazmine."
"Why don't you elaborate?"
"Well you're annoying, weird, stupid-"
"I am not stupid!"
"Sure you aren't."
"I know that sarcastic tone Huey Freeman."
"Bravo, you've just learned a brand new thing about me Jazmine Freeman."
The two glared at one another before Jazmine turned away. "If you keep giving me that attitude I might change it back to Dubois."
Huey snorted. "Please, you never take that ring off." He told her. "And besides, you can't function properly without me."
"On the contrary you can't function without me. Without me you'll have to find someone else to relieve your 'stress'."
"Jazmine you are my stress," Huey said.
Jazmine suddenly fell silent, she stared at Huey with a blank stare before her expression turned into something Huey hated to see more than anything. "No Jazmine don't you start," Huey warned as Jazmine began sniffling. "Jazmine I'm warning you, don't cry."
"Kim ya bettah cover yo ears," Cindy said as she stuck her fingers in her own hears.
"Cover my ears what for-"
"WAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Jazmine bawled as the everyone in the lunchroom quickly covered their ears. "H-HUEY IS SO MEAN TO MEEEEEE!"
"Damn it Huey why do you always do that?" a random student yelled.
"Yeah man, don't make us all suffer 'cause you're such a jerk!" another yelled.
"Hey! Screw you all, don't tell me how to-"
"H-HUEY'S SUCH A JERK!" Jazmine wailed.
"Jazmine," Huey said sighing, there were only two ways to shut her up and that was for him to repeatedly tell her that he loves her or for him to do that other thing. "Jazmine I love you, you know that I didn't mean what I said so please stop crying." Huey said with no emotion in his voice. Immediately Jazmine stopped and looked at him with her glossy eyes.
"R-Really?"
"Yes, now can you please shut up?" Jazmine nodded and gave him a quick peck on the lips.
"Love you." She said.
"I know," Huey told her rolling his eyes.
"Well that was awful," Kim said.
"Sorry about that, I can't really control my emotions." Jazmine apologized. "Especially when someone says something mean to me."
"Don't use that tone," Huey told her.
"What tone?" Jazmine asked still using it.
"You know what tone I'm talking about," Huey spat.
Jazmine giggled and kissed him again running her hand through his fro. "I thought I said don't do that," Huey muttered against her lips. "How would you feel if I touched your hair?"
"I'd like it," Jazmine whispered.
Huey grinned and ran his hand down her hair jerking it hard when he reached the bottom. "Ow!" Jazmine yelled. "Huey that hurt."
"Couldn't help myself," Huey said.
Jazmine rolled her eyes and was about to kiss him again when Riley yelled "Stop it! God damn yaw niggas is too heated when I'm around yaw, it's like yaw want us to watch yaw damn near start fucking."
"Don't pay attention then," Huey told his brother. "That's what I do when you and Cindy be all over the couch while I'm trying to read or watch TV."
"Ay don't be bringin' me into dis," Cindy piped up.
"Yeah!"
"What're you an echo now?" Huey asked.
"Shut up befo' I make yo face an echo!"
"Riley that didn't even make sense."
"Iight!" Riley yelled standing up. "You wanna square up? Cuz you pissin' me oh bra."
"Riley I'm not fighting you in school," Huey said.
"Yeah, dats what I thought mah-"
"'Cause I don't wanna embarrass you in front of all these white people."
"Dats it!" Riley launched at his older brother as the two fought on the cafeteria floor.
"Is this how you all's day goes all the time?" Kim asked.
"Yeah," Jazmine sighed. "You'll get used to it."
"Riley put the gun away and fight me like a man!"
"On second thought, you won't."
A/N: Well it's here the sequel to my first Boondocks story! Now let's see what you all think about the first chapter.