Hello curious readers, this is my first 'story' for Fanfiction. Normally I write stories in Dutch, not in English. This is rather difficult, so keep in mind my English grammar is bad. Please Read & Reply! ^^
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''Matsumoto.''
''...''
''..why is the freakin' couch gone?!''
''Hmmm?''
''I asked you politely...why is the couch gone? Where is it?''
''Couch?''
''Couch. Sofa. That greenish soft thing to sit on it, or in your case...to sleep on it? Where is it?''
''Ah Taichou...''
''What's with that 'ah Taichou', that's not an answer!''
''Well, about the couch...''
''Yes?''
''About the couch...''
''Yes..I'm waiting.''
''He was a little bit...dirty.''
''...dirty of what?''
''Ehm dust.''
''Dust? How could that happen with you laying there twenty four hours a day?!''
''Okay, it was not dust.''
''Why is the couch dirty and where is it now?''
''Well...''
''Matsumoto, I want an answer. Now. Within ten seconds.''
''Well...''
''Ten.''
''How should I explain this...''
''Nine.''
''The couch...''
''Eight.''
''I had some sake last night...''
''Seven.''
''And for some reason, I poured it all over the couch.''
''…''
''Four bottles.''
''...four bottles.''
''Yeah...I knocked them over.''
''...you knocked them over.''
''Yup.''
''I still haven't got an answer on my question, Matsumoto. Where is the couch?''
''I tried to clean him.''
''And...''
''Things went wrong.''
''What kind of things went wrong?''
''Well...I thought I had some cleaning stuff but it was...bleach. So...''
''...so...''
''The couch is green with white spots now.''
''That still not answers my question! Where is my destroyed couch now?!''
''Ehm...I wanted to paint it over, but...''
''...but?''
''I picked the wrong color and now it's an green couch witch white spots and yellow strips on it.''
''And where is my couch now?''
'' Well, Renji came by and he wanted to help, but things went wrong again.''
''What is it? He painted blue stars, purple feathers and added some nice pink hearts on top of my circus couch?''
''No...he actually threw the couch a bit out of the window.''
''...a bit.''
''The couch is stuck in a tree right now.''
''...stuck in a tree.''
''We wanted to poke it out of the tree but that went wrong too.''
''...poke it with what.''
''Ehm...''
''Tell me.''
''With Hiyourinmaru.''
''What?!''
''Unfortunately, he slipped out of my fingers and now it's laying on the couch.''
''You used my Zanpaktou...my Zanpaktou...''
''Nobody can reach the couch, Renji already tried...''
''So. The couch is green with white spots and yellow stripes. It has a sake and bleach smell. It's stuck in a tree nobody can reach. And on top of that, my Hiyourinmaru is laying on the couch.''
''That's right, Taichou...''
''…''
''You look rather cute when you're angry, Taichou.''
''...MATSUMOTOOOO!''
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What did you think about my first attemption? I hope you liked it. Second dialogue (between Hirako Shinji and Sarugaki Hiyori) is coming up!