Author's Note: This fan-fic was inspired by the flash movies "The Decline of Video Gaming" series by the Super Flash Brothers (by the way, which all who read this must see, it is very funny and entertaining, their stuff is on ). It was intended as another Trigun fic, but somehow I couldn't get Wolf's Rain out of my head, so I decided to make this one about them. I hope you all enjoy this one! (Sorry I scraped the idea for Indiana Wolfwood, it was just too hard and I wasn't very confident with it.) All The anime and/or characters mentioned do not belong to me and any films mentioned do not belong to me either. Don't be offended if I make fun of the anime that is mentioned here (except for Dragonball Z, which is a piece of crap.) If it's in here, that means I like it, ok, good! This is a One-Shot.
Intro Voice: Long ago, in a country not so far away, there was a time when cartoons regined supreme above all other forms of media. Everyone was contempt with what they had. The Japanese had a different approach to things though. They created something different. It was called "anime." Anime was different from all of the other cartoons. The Americans simply adored anime when it came to their country. It had something that revolutionized the cartoon world, something that has been never used before, storylines. Things were looking bright at the turn of the twentith-century, but as we became more engrossed in computer technology, these works of art have become three-dimmensional instead of being it's two-dimensional self. Now, we fear the decline of anime.
Barnes and Noble, Saturday, 1:30 PM, 2004:
Kiba, Tsume, Hige and Toboe walked into the Barnes and Noble to buy some anime. Kiba wanted something with brilliant storylines, while Toboe wanted something that was abstract and humorous. Tsume liked hard hitting action, as for Hige, well, you could say he liked a different kind of "action." That's right, Hige liked hentai, no surprise there. Hige liked the hentai that had hot girl-on-girl action, the threesomes that involved two girls and a guy, and straight people porn. The boys walked into the store and looked for any anime releases on the shelf. Kiba and Toboe went on one side and Tsume and Hige went to another. They all looked for some good anime.
Kiba: Man, I sure hope they have the new "Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex."
Toboe: Probably not, but I'm looking for some "Full Metal Alchemist" stuff.
Hige squeeled in delight when he found something "interesting."
Kiba: Well, looks like Hige already found what he was looking for.
Hige walked up to Kiba and Toboe, while Tsume was holding his forehead.
Toboe: What's that you got there, Hige?
Hige: Check it out it's the new "Inuyasha" movie, "Live On The Golden Porn."
Miroku: Oh Sango, you're so good.
Sango: Oh Miroku! Don't stop now!
Inuyasha: Less talking, more moaning people! I'm trying to film a professional porno!
Kagome: Inuyasha, are you done with Sango and Miroku yet? Noraku and Seeshomaru have still yet to do their scene!
Shippo: With things the way they're going at this rate, we'll never get this done. Goodbye Woody for Best Porno of the Year. (A/N: The Woody is an award won by people in the porno industry)
Kiba, Tsume, Toboe: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
Toboe: Hige!
Tsume: Hige that's gross!
Kiba: Not all of us are into hentai like you are!
Hige: I thought you guys all liked "Inuyasha?"
Tsume: Not while they're all getting down and dirty!
Hige put back the dvd on the shelf and walked over to the other side. Kiba walked over to the action section and found a new release of "Big-O."
Kiba: Oooooooooooo, "Big-O, The Lost Episodes" this should be good.
Roger: Norman, how much do you have?
Norman: A million in chips sir.
Roger: God Dammit.
(piano playing from a drunkard)
Roger: Dorothy would you stop playing the piano!
Dorothy: If you like pina colladas, gettin caught in the rain.
Kiba: Ehhhhh, maybe not.
Kiba put back the dvd on the shelf and went to look for Hige. Tsume took the escalator upstairs to go to the Foreign Section of the dvd releases. He was scanning the shelf until he found the Canadian version of "Trigun."
Tsume: They finally have a Canadian version to "Trigun." I wonder if it's any good.
(Insert South Park Music, I do not own South Park either)
Wolfwood and Vash are sitting on the couch watching TV. Knives walks by to see what's up.
Knives: Wolfwood, what are you doing here buddy?
Vash: Hey relax guy.
Wolfwood: We're just watching some TV.
Knives: Do you know what the show's aboot.
Vash: Hey relax guy and come sit down.
Wolfwood then farts on the couch.
Knives: Did you just fart Wolfwood?
Wolfwood: Yes I did, Knives.
Vash: Just now?
Wolfwood: Just after these commercials.
(think Terrance and Phillip laugh) Vash, Knives and Wolfwood: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Tsume: Maybe not.
Tsume put the dvd collection back and went down the escalator. Tsume met up with the others. Toboe was looking in the bargain bin. He found an old anime and decided to show it to the guys.
Toboe: Look what I found!
Toboe showed the boys the anime. It was "Dragon Ball Z."
Hige: Oh god no!
Tsume: Ewwwwwwwww!
Kiba: What are you thinking Toboe?!
Hige:There's no hentai in this!
Tsume: The action in this show alone can give you seizures for years!
Kiba: Even porno has better storylines than this show!
Toboe shrugged his shoulders and tossed the dvd aside, hitting Goku in the head. Goku started shedding a tear.
The boys walked over to the Comedy section and Toboe picked up a copy of the new "Cowboy Bebop."
Toboe: What about this one Kiba?
Kiba looked at the anime and made a face of disgust.
Kiba: "Cowboy Bebop: Spike Lee's Revenge?" I don't think so Toboe.
Hige: Man the original was ten times way better than that piece of crap.
Tsume: Too bad you can only see it in a museum nowadays.
The crowd at the museum gathered to take a closer look at the original "Cowboy Bebop." While others were taking pictures.
The crowd: Ooooooooooooooooooooo, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Kiba: Man, all these new anime releases suck!
Tsume: Well, if you're looking for a character that has stood the test of time, it's this guy.
Tsume pointed to a shelf where "Lupin The Third" was placed.
Hige: I guess "Lupin" has done a wide variety of things.
Kiba: Yeah, but "Lupin Sets The VCR," "Lupin's Attempted Lysol Drive-By," "Lupin and Fujiko Get Married In Las Vegas?" Give me break.
Toboe: I'd have more fun watching our dryer and washer in a race.
Tsume: Go washer! Do your rinse cycle!
Hige: Go dryer go!
Tsume: Come on washer!
Hige: Hey Tsume, is that your crush Alexis walking by?
Tsume: Where?
Tsume turned to see if his crush was there, but she wasn't and Hige was trying to make the dryer go faster. Tsume turned back around and Hige gave him a mischeveous grin. Tsume threw a shoe at Hige and he fell to the ground with a loud thud.
The End.
A/N: If you guys liked it, let me know so that I can do a sequel! By the way the anime titles are not real, just to let you know. I also do not own Spike Lee. ;)