THIS IS THE REDONE VERSION OF SAKURA KICKS SASUKE TO THE CURB! I AM REDOING IT BECAUSE I REALIZED THAT IT COULD BE BETTER! PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH THE UPDATING PROCESS! THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT OF MY WORKS!
I DON'T' OWN NARUTO!
Chapter One: Oh Gods Why Me?
CURRENT PAIRINGS:
Sasu/Saku
Ten/Sai
Ino/Chouji
Hina/Shino
Tema/Naru
FINAL PAIRINGS:
Neji/Saku
Ten/Gaa
Shika/Tema
Hina/Kankuro
Naru/Sasu
Ino/Kiba
CHARACTERS INTRODUCED: Haruno Sakura, Shizune, Hyuuga Hiashi, Hyuuga Hinata, Hyuuga Hanabi, Kureiha Tenten, Yamanaka Ino, Sabaku no Temari, Sabaku no Gaara, Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke.
Rated M for language, violence, sex scenes, alcohol use
Haruno Sakura was fed up with her boyfriend Uchiha Sasuke. "I never should have listened to my mother of all people about who to date! Honestly if she wanted me to marry rich, she should have just played matchmaker with Hyuuga Neji! She'd probably have had better luck! Neji's not fucking gay!" She ranted. Shizune winced and shook her head. "That's tough kiddo. What are you gonna do about it?" She asked.
"Dump him of course." Sakura replied with a smile. "Poor Temari though. She'll be crushed. I think she really likes Naruto." Shizune lamented. "Pfft no she doesn't. She's got a thing for Shikamaru." Sakura laughed. "Then why did she agree to date Naruto?" Shizune asked, mystified. "Because Gaara likes Naruto as a friend and Temari didn't want to disappoint Gaara by telling him the truth." Sakura replied ruefully. "Why don't you go take a long lunch with the girls? Hinata and the others were complaining that they missed you." Shizune suggested. "Great idea." Sakura replied.
Hyuuga Hiashi watched his oldest daughter bash her head against the wall with a look that could have possibly been akin to worry and fear on his face. "What are you doing Hinata?" He asked after a stressful ten minutes. "Attempting to beat some sense into my brain." Hinata replied. "Why are you abusing yourself?" Hiashi asked. "Dating Shino was the stupidest thing I could have ever done. Honestly I thought I was smarter than that but apparently not." Hinata replied with a sigh. "Why don't you go have lunch with the girls instead of trying to kill yourself? It's got to be better than what you're doing now." Hiashi suggested. "Good idea Father. Thank you. Sorry about the wall." Hinata replied. "No worries. It'll be fixed before you return home." Hiashi said.
Yamanaka Ino wanted to pull her hair out in frustration. Chouji was pressuring her to retire from active kunoichi duty to start a family. She didn't want to start a family with him. "Ma I'm going to have lunch with Sakura!" Ino called as the pinkette waved at her from the window. "Ok dear." Mrs. Yamanaka replied. The blonde greeted her best friend brightly.
Kureiha Tenten sighed tiredly. "Bad night?" Hyuuga Hanabi asked sympathetically. "The worst. Sai wouldn't let me sleep. He kept wanting to role-play to develop his people skills. I had to threaten him with bodily harm before he shut up and let me sleep. That was three hours ago." Tenten replied with a groan. "Go have lunch with the girls then go home. I can handle the shop on my own. Besides, Rena should be here in an hour and she can help me." Hanabi said. "Thanks Hanabi. Sorry I'm such a shitty partner." Tenten moaned. "It's not your fault. It's fine. You're a wonderful partner. Go." Hanabi replied cheerfully. Tenten obeyed and dragged herself out of the shop as Ino and Sakura were walking by. The pinkette handed her a Genin dose soldier pill so she could survive lunch.
Sabaku no Temari sighed irritably. "Can we go to Konoha now?" She demanded. "I don't see why we can't leave early. Calm down Temari." Sabaku no Gaara replied. "I miss the girls and it's the day of our monthly lunch anyway." Temari sighed. "Let's get Kankuro and go then." Gaara said. Temari perked when he agreed and smiled. "Will you be saying hello to Naruto as well?" Gaara asked. "Yeah. He's my boyfriend after all." Temari replied.
The blonde grinned happily when she got to Konoha and decided to drop by Naruto's apartment before meeting the girls. The boisterous blonde didn't bother to knock anymore because Naruto told her she was welcome whenever she came to Konoha. She was his girlfriend after all. Temari froze when she heard the bed squeaking. 'This motherfucker!' She thought furiously. Thinking it was another woman he was with, Temari barged into the room ready to bring hell down on the unlucky bitch only to freeze again as she saw her equally boisterous boyfriend beneath Sakura's boyfriend Uchiha Sasuke.
"Uh hey babe." Naruto chuckled uncomfortably. "Oh fuck that. Don't call me babe like we're dating. We're fucking done. I can't believe you lied to me for so long. I decided to give you a chance because Gaara thinks so highly of you but I see now that I was wrong for that. I guess the fucking joke's on me huh? Don't bother getting up or stopping what you're doing. I was just leaving." Temari said coldly as she turned sharply and walked out of the apartment.
"Well fuck. This isn't how I planned for her to find out about us." Naruto sighed. "Who cares? Let's continue." Sasuke replied. "Mmm. Ok." Naruto said as he pulled Sasuke down for a needy kiss.
Temari met up with the girls and they instantly hugged her when they saw the tears in her usually bright teal eyes. "What's wrong?" Sakura asked. "I have some bad news Sakura. We should probably sit down." Temari replied softly. "Ok." Sakura said as she led the other girls to a private table where they would be undisturbed, unaware that they were sitting directly behind the very men they each had feelings for.
Chapter One Redone. R&R!