So I was driving home listening to music and my dog was being an asshole, I started thinking to myself what kind of personality my dog would have if he was as smart as a person and we could hear his thoughts. Then I realized how mean he would be, but at the same time how hilarious it would be since he's a dog. That is the inspiration to the story, my asshole of a dog. Let's get started.

Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY or Bleach, nor do I own any of the character in either work. I make no money off this story, this is written purely for entertainment. All credit goes to the respective owners.

"That hurts, what happened? Did I... but I can't, I don't lose." A bloody, beaten and broken Grimmjow forced his eyes open and looked around at the sounds of combat. He could feel Nnoitra facing someone with an absolutely monstrous level of spiritual energy. Grimmjow tried to lift him self up but his body didn't respond to his commands. "Dammit, get up! This is nothing, you can still fight, get up!" After several seconds he managed to move his right hand slightly, then his arm. After a minute of complete focus and painstaking effort he managed to turn onto his side while every muscle in his body screamed in agony and begged him to lay still any die. "This isn't anything, this pain, these wounds, they won't slow me down at all. I am Grimmjow Jaegerjaques, the Sixth and strongest espada! This won't stop me, I will be King! I WILL BE KING!"

"Grimmjow, you poor thing. Like a little kitten with a hurt paw." A cold voice spoke from beside him.

Turning his head he glared with immense hatred at the figure squatting next to him wearing an insufferable grin. "Gin." He hissed with blood leaking from his mouth.

"Now now, don't look at me like that. I didn't come all the way out here right before the war starts just to toy with you, to be honest your the only Espada I actually like, you've actually got a sense of humor. Somewhat at least." Another growl could be heard from the down espada, holding up his hand a light green glow formed around it as he placed it onto Grimmjow's gaping chest wound. After nearly half a minute he removed his hand. "I stopped the bleeding, most would die regardless but you seem like the survivor type. Take a look at this." In his hand sat a familiar black cube, a Caja Negacion. "You might recognize this, well let me tell you something, this isn't like the ones we handed out to you Espada. This one is a prototype created to lock away even Espada permanently, but there's a problem with it." Gin laid down on his side in a relaxed fashion being careful to avoid the barely conscious mans blood. "You see, the dimension created when a standard Caja Negacion is used just isn't strong enough to hold someone of Espada level, so instead this rips a small hole in reality and sends you to a completely separate yet already existing dimension, or at least that's the theory, I don't really understand all of it myself. Anyway, sense it's suppose to be a punishment and for all we know you could be sent to a dimension of nothing but giant balls of yarn or whatever it is you're into, we scrapped it. It's also useless to try and use it to travel to another world to achieve anything as there's absolutely no way to predict whether or not it's even possible to survive where ever we end up." Gin explained as he looked over the tiny cube.

"Anyway, as I said before Grimmjow, I like you. That's why I'm gonna give you a second chance. As you are you're going to die, plain and simple, especially sense Aizen never planned to let the Espada live once this was over anyway but you didn't hear that from me, but if I use this on you then there's at least a tiny chance you might end up somewhere safe where you can heal and live. So what do you say Grimmy, wanna roll the dice?" Gin grinned his usual grin at the man.

After almost a minute Grimmjow opened his mouth to speak but only ended up coughing up a mouth full of blood. "Sorry, I didn't quite catch that." Gin replied.

With a glare Grimmjow spoke again. "Do it." It was barely a whisper but Gin smiled wider and nodded.

"Alright, I wish you luck then Grimmy." Gin placed the cube into Grimmjow's hollow hole before jumping back. The last thing Grimmjow remembered was blinding pain across his entire body and the stupid soul reapers grin as he waved at him. "Bye bye now."

Remnant

"Oh, you poor thing!" A gentle female voice cried causing Grimmjow to stir into consciousness. "These are sword wounds, who would do such a thing." The voice spoke again as Grimmjow cracked open his eye and turned to look at the source, it took every bit of energy he had but he managed to get his head to move. There kneeling over him was a young girl with black and red hair, and silver eyes looking over him. She wore a sundress the reached past her knees, she couldn't have been more than ten years old. "UNCLE QROW!" She called out into the air.

After a few second came a reply. "What's up Ru- RUBY GET AWAY FROM THAT THING!" A rush of movement could be heard just before the owner of the new voice came into view and scooped the young girl up in his arms. "What's a grimm doing so close to town?" He spoke whipping out a large sword.

"UNCLE QROW STOP! He's not a grimm!" The girl squirmed in his arms.

"They keep saying Grimm, do they know my name? But how, where am I?" Grimmjow asked himself inside his mind in a delirious, blood loss induced, stupor.

"Huh, now that I look closer I think you're right kiddo." The man set the girl down.

"Yeah see, we learned all about Grimm in school. Grimm have red eyes, look his are blue!" Ruby pointed trying to move closer only to be stopped by the man.

"Be careful, it may not be a grimm but it's still an injured wild animal. Hurt animals are always the most dangerous."

"Animal, who the hell are they calling an ani- oh shit." Grimmjow managed to look at himself and was beyond shocked to find himself in his Adjuchas state.

"There has to be something we can do to help him Uncle Qrow." The girl stomped her foot and crossed her arms earning a sign from the older man who pulled out a flask and took a swig of it's contents before walking over to the big cat hollow.

"Alright alright, I swear that pout of your's is like a weapon. Hey cat, this gonna sting but it'll help prevent infection." This was all the man said before pour the contents of his flask onto Grimmjow's back and a searing pain spread across his body just before he felt his consciousness begin to fade once more.

Later

Grimmjow began to stir once more though this time when he opened his eyes he found himself laying on a large pile of hay inside what looked like a shed. Moving slightly he could feel his wounds were closed but not yet completely healed, his hollow regeneration abilities seem to have improved when he reverted back to his Adjuchas form. "We at least there one bright side to all this bullshit."

Standing he slowly made his way to the door of the shed, it wasn't hard to nudge it open with his head. As the door opened Grimmjow was hit with a face full of cool midnight air but that didn't interest him in the least, what had his full attention however was in the sky. "Holy shit." He gaped up at the moon.

"Huh, your up. Didn't think you'd be moving this soon." A slurred voice came from behind Grimmjow causing him to whip around. Standing there was the older man from before with a large blade hanging off his back and a flask in his hand.

Grimmjow just stared at the man for a few moments before he decided to check something, closing his eyes he did something he was never very good at, he reached out and felt around for spiritual pressure. After a moment he opened his eyes and looked back to the man, other than his odd feeling spiritual energy their were only three others in the area. One was nearly as strong as the drunk mans, around the level of a lieutenant possibly a little lower, and two much smaller ones only slightly above average for a regular human, all in the house behind the man.

"That really weird, did I just feel aura come from you?" Qrow quirked an eyebrow, after a few seconds Qrow looked at the flask in his hand. "I'm not that drunk."

Grimmjow opened his mouth to tell the man off but was treated to only silence causing his eyes to widen. Again he tried to speak but nothing came out. Moving his tail to his throat he felt around quickly finding a bandage and a painful cut under it. "Oh you've got to be shitting me." Grimmjow managed a barely audible growl before turning and bolting off into the woods. Now he was pissed and desperately needed to kill something.

The next morning

Grimmjow stood atop a struggling beowulf with his fang on the beasts throat, chomping down he crushed the beast windpipe completely causing it to struggle harder for several seconds before falling limp. As the body of the beast began turning to dust the remains began flowing into Grimmjow's body. "These things are pathetic, I've had base form hollows with more energy than these posers." As the energy entered his body however he could noticeably feel his wounds closing and regenerating much more rapidly. Currently if he had to rate his status he'd say he was nearly eighty percent back to full, he'd been hunting and feeding the entire night, he stopped counting after his twentieth one so he didn't know how many he'd killed.

Walking back into the forest Grimmjow began thinking to himself about his next move. "So this world from what I've seen is inhabited by humans and these wanna be hollows... and the moon is broken." Grimmjow paused for a moment. "Okay so I know nothing of this world, so here's the plan. Step one, kill these things until I'm back to a hundred percent. Step two, learn where the fuck I am. Step three, to be decided."

Before Grimmjow could continue his planning however there was a scream in the distance, normally Grimmjow would care much about this but where there's screams there are people and where there's people he might just find some info about where he was. Deciding to try something he hadn't yet Grimmjow focused his energy and soon disappeared in a burst of static and reappeared a good distance away. "So Sonido still works, good to know."

Using sonido Grimmjow made his way towards the scream he'd heard moments before and quickly found himself stand at the edge of the forest overlooking a small town, near the edge of the town he saw a small school with a fenced up playground, this was the source of the scream. Down on the the play ground a large bear creature had torn through the steel wire fence that surrounded the playground, the smoking remains of some kind of automated gun also sat near the break in the gate.

"Kids get inside now, hurry!" An older woman shouted as all the children ran for the school. All except a small group of kids hiding in what looked like a jungle gym, Grimmjow could hear crying as the bear lumbered closer to the kids.

Grimmjow couldn't stand the weak and cowardly, even if they were children it still left a nasty taste in his mouth. He was about to turn and leave the scene when something caught his attention. "Hey you big monster!" A familiar voice shouted causing Grimmjow to look back and see the same girl who'd helped him the day before, Ruby if he remembered right, she picked up a stone and threw it at the bear hitting it in the head. The bear barely seemed to notice until it turned it's head to the small girl who became tense as the beast slowly began moving towards her.

Grimmjow growled in frustration as he debated what to do, on one hand he owed the girl for helping him, not to mention it took some serious balls to do what she just did knowing you didn't stand a chance against the monster. On the other hand the hero like attitude she tried to put on at the brief moment struck him as far to similar to a certain orange haired human. As he debated the beast got closer and closer to the young girl who looked to be frozen in place. The bear raised it's claw and Ruby closed her eyes which now had tears in them. "DAMMIT!"

Grimmjow used his sonido and instantly appeared on the beasts back where he dug his claws into the beast and sunk his fangs into it's shoulder before violently ripping a chunk of flesh from it causing it to roar in agony. Jumping off the Ursa Grimmjow land in front of the shocked Ruby who just stared at him before gaining a small smile. "RUBY!" The older woman from before screamed running over and grabbing the young girl before carrying her towards the school house.

Grimmjow watched this and briefly met the young girls eyes giving her a look that seemed to say 'We're even' before turning back to the now enraged Ursa. Charging forward the beast swung at Grimmjow who easily sidestepped the clumsy and slow attack and jumped back up onto it's back. "I wonder." Opening his mouth he focused his energy into a ball and quickly built it up before releasing it in an orb which almost instantly erased the beasts head killing it. "Alright! Balas still work to, I'll have to test Ceros later!" His mood only increased further when he felt the essence of the beast flow into him, it was easily three time larger than one of the wolf creatures, he could feel the last of his wounds close up, they weren't healed completely yet but that kill was progress.

"Well would you look at that, seems you beat me here." Grimmjow looked to the source of the all to familiar voice and found the older man from before standing with his blade drawn. Looking around at the torn up play ground, destroyed defense turret, and small scorched crater where Grimmjow's bala hit Qrow gave a nod. "I don't know why but I get the feeling you can understand me, so let me say this." Sliding his blade back into place on his lower back Qrow gave Grimmjow a serious look. "Thanks for saving my niece."

With that Grimmjow had enough and disappeared with sonido.

I gotta say I like how this turned out. I originally was gonna have Grimmjow talk but then I thought about how different it would be to have a pet that you can talk to and have it talk back. Half the reason I love my dog so much is that he can't reply, he just sits there licking his balls while I shout at him about nothing important. So in the end I decided to take away Grimmjow's voice, will he get it back, I don't know, maybe. Also to those of you worried that I'm gonna turn him into some kind of house pet let me remind you that this is GRIMMJOW we're talking about, he would never allow that. Let me know what you all think and leave me a review. Until next time.