Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters, plots, etc. I don't make any money from this. One of my muses was just tickled by an e-mail I received yesterday and decided to prod me into another drabble. Big thanks to my sis FairyNiamh for beta-ing *hugs*
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Tourism for Pervs
"Thank you for calling Konoha Tourism. My name is Izumo. Are you interested in..." He was interrupted.
"This isn't Konoha Ukes Unlimited?!!" The other man sounded distraught. "My adorable little bottom has run off and left me all alone. I need comfort." There was a dramatic sob. "Will you comfort me?" The voice turned suggestive.
'Damn pervert!' "I'm sorry sir, but you have reached Konoha Tourism. What number were you trying to reach?" The phone agent kept his voice pleasant. Inside he was seething.
"I was calling Uke's Unlimited. I was on hold and lonely and I got little impatient... The paper with the number is a little messy... I can't read it anymore... You sound like a nice guy... Are you tall? I like long legs." Izumo was steaming.
"Sir, if you aren't calling for information on Konoha Tourism. I'm afraid I can't help you. You have called Konoha Tourism..." He was trying to end the call politely.
"I bet you have long slender legs... If I visit Konoha do I get to see your legs?" The perv interrupted him again. "I like nice deep valleys and cave diving..."
This time he was the one that was interrupted. Izumo's face was flaming. "Due to the nature of the call the agent is disconnecting. Have a pleasant night sir!"
CLICK
Kotetsu was a dead man when Izumo got off work!
`fin`