Don't Trust Me
Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I don't own Gossip Girl (including the characters used in this fic), the song "Don't Trust Me" by 3OH!3, the quote from Oscar Wilde, or basically anything else mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Please review! Thank you to all who have reviewed, and continue to review. I thought of the idea for this fic a few nights ago, and finally got a chance to write some of it. I am planning to make it a multi-chapter series, but it's a toss up for when I'm going to be able to update. I'm using this fic to get rid of my writer's block and am desperately hoping to be inspired with some more good ideas for "The Way I Love You." For now, that fic is being put on a short hiatus (much like the show—which I am so pissed off with right now—but I won't get into that now). Alright, sorry for the long A/N, and now on with the fic!
Serena was having a mental breakdown of Blair-like proportions. Jenny's elegant surprise soiree was turning into an episode of The Real World, and the only person Serena knew she could turn to for help was Chuck. Dan had been very obliging with damage control earlier in the evening, but Chuck was the real problem solver in sticky situations such as this one.
She asked around to figure out where Chuck was, and the majority of the guests replied that they had seen him wander into his room with some girl. If Serena had not been so stressed about the current situation of her now-kegger, she would have been thrilled. Chuck had finally figured everything out with Blair!
As Serena walked down the dimly lit hallway to Chuck's bedroom, she felt slightly nostalgic. Although the last time she had felt completely repulsed seeing her stepbrother seemingly take advantage of her best friend on her birthday after a major breakup, Serena now could barely contain her excitement.
The door was slightly ajar, which caused Serena to wonder if Chuck ever managed to lock the door when he was with a girl—preferably Blair, in Serena's opinion.
Preparing herself for the worst, Serena peered through the open space, only to open yet another new can of worms for the relationship that is Chuck and Blair.
The thought alone made her sick to her stomach. There he was, frolicking in bed with none other than Blair's sworn enemy. Vanessa.
The two seemed pretty…preoccupied, so Serena hoped that they had not seen her. She had to tell someone. Just had to. There was no way she would be able to keep this inside of her without going insane. But who to tell? Blair was a definite "no" seeing as she would probably have a stroke after hearing the news. Dan could not keep his mouth shut. As heartbreaking as the situation was, it seemed as though Nate was her only option.
Needless to say, Nate did not handle the situation well. He nearly shouted the new couple alert across the room before Serena was able to cover his mouth with her hands.
"This stays between us, got it?" Serena scolded. "No one can know about this. Especially not Blair." Nate sheepishly nodded in agreement.
Had Nate's reactionary outburst not occurred, maybe the situation would have turned out differently.
Regardless, within a matter of minutes, every phone in the Van der Woodsen suite buzzed and the entire Upper East Side had learned of the hook up between Chuck and Vanessa.
Gossip Girl Blast #374
Hey Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here, and you will not believe what I have managed to dig up for you. Thanks to prada09 and the one-and-only N for supplying me with this scandalous gossip.
Oscar Wilde once wisely said that "there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about." So true with this juicy tidbit. We crème de la crème of the Upper East Side normally tend not to care much about the bottom dwellers, but it has come to my attention that a certain filmmaker, V, has been moving her way up. Or should I be saying sleeping her way up?
Turns out that our favorite devil really has laid every woman in Manhattan, and is moving on to the other four boroughs. Which one is next C?
And now for the question we are all dying to know the answer to: how will their (former) significant others B and N (who are oddly enough back together again?) react to the news?
You know you love me.
Gossip Girl
"Oh shit,"Serena whispered to Nate as she flipped open her phone. "We are so dead."
A/N: What did you think? Can't wait to hear all of your opinions! Please review!