Drunk

Disclaimer – I do not own Fairy Tail

Summary: Awkward things happen when people get drunk. Modern/AU

Chapter 1 (Rated M)

Gray took another swig of…whatever the hell he was drinking from the liquor cabinet and flopped back in the armchair, looking very un-Gray-like as he did so. The normally immaculate person that he was had become completely wasted, and it was all because of some stupid pinkette. Some stupid, loud, hot-tempered, sexy pinkette. This was all his fault.

Why was it his fault? Because as soon as Gray had gathered up enough courage to walk up to Natsu during school today to…confess that he might feel something other than hate for the rambunctious idiot, the pinkette had all but wailed on him as soon as the word 'flamebrain' had passed his lips.

So, yeah. His current state was all the flamebrain's fault. Maybe he should tell him that. It wasn't a bad idea.

Gray shakily stood from the armchair, wobbling across the floor on unsteady legs as the room tilted and spun in every direction. When he finally reached his desk, the teen ungracefully landed on top of it, curling up on its surface as he fumbled around for his cell phone.

Finally grasping hold of said object, he squinted as the bright screen came into focus. Scrolling down his contacts list, he came across the name 'flamebrain.' The pinkette would be in for it now.

Natsu was having the time of his life with his friends at the Fairy Tail Café. Being the impromptu party that it was, the pinkette couldn't help but feel like his day couldn't get any better.

Until his cell phone rang.

"Hello?" Natsu answered cheerfully.

"Mn…flamebrain? Gotta talk…you."

"Gray?" Everyone in the Café paused in whatever they were doing, becoming silent as they watched Natsu's expression go from angry to confused to absolutely giddy. Pulling the phone away from his face, he whispered to them, "Gray just drunk dialed me!"

Cana sprung forward as soon as she heard that. "Put him on speaker! Put him on speaker!"

Natsu did as Cana said and placed his phone down. "What're you calling me for, Gray?" he demanded, trying to stifle his impending laughter.

"Need to talk to you. About…somethin'," the teen slurred.

"What about?"

"Hm…it's your fault. Shoulda let me tell you."

Natsu was intrigued. "Tell me what, Gray?"

"Shut up and lemme talk…sexy flamebrain."

A few laughs sounded in the Café as the pinkette felt a blush spread across his face. What the hell was going on?

"You're hot 'n I hate you. But I don't hate you. Too sexy to hate."

Okay. Natsu was going to hang up and he was going to do it now. But before he could get to the phone, Gray made another declaration. A very loud declaration.

"Gonna have butt sex with you! Hothothot butt sex!"

Natsu covered his mouth with his hands, shocked to the core. This couldn't be happening. No way could this be happening.

"Gonna go now and puke. Fuck…mn, sexy flamebrain. Hate you." And with that, Gray hung up, the dial tone seemingly loud in the Café.

After the initial surprise of what had just happened sank into the minds of everyone present, Natsu found all eyes on him.

"Well, that was odd," said Lucy, breaking the silence.

"Yes!" cried Cana, looking absolutely hysterical as she waved her cell phone in the air. "I recorded that whole conversation! Welcome to the world of blackmail, Gray!"

End Chapter