How do you say Happy Birthday in Japanese?
by
Nekonekonekonekonekonekocheese
A/n: Uhm…not much to say 'xept the gang is older, it's somewhere in May, and Tsuna has a soundproof room because he lives in the Vongola headquarters. He didn't replace the Ninth yet, he's just living in his future headquarters because of his training. Yeah.
Oh yeah. I know it's not their birthdays, but Yamamocchan's birthday had just passed when I made this, and I thought of this plot. I can't use it for 8059, 'cuz I don't think Ukedera would do it. Making a different 8059 fic instead, okay?
My Beta Reader: is my super lazy, but super kawaii younger sister in my group of friends! Yeah! *sings We Are Family~* So if there are any mistakes, blame Denzie-chama! Though I doubt there will be. ^_________^ Check out her deviantART account, okay? She's XIIIdenzXIII. She's a bit shy with her work, so she needs compliments! Make her feel happy, 'cuz like all my friends, they are artists in DENIAL! I'm not very good at drawing…
Disclaimer: KHR isn't mine. If it was, Yamamoto and Gokudera would be sooooo cute together on their dates, and Hibari would be sweeter (at least to Tsuna), or at least less anti-social. Just like the yaoi pairings being hinted during the show/manga. Akira Amano-san, PLEASE reveal the yaoi pairing SOON, so we can help whatever pairing you say in bed!
Warning: Like most of my fics, this is rated Y for yaoi! Yeah. There's smut/a lemon/ a pronz scene/ smex! Take yer pick! There's still going to be ass humping either way. Shabadaaaa! Shama Llama Ding Dong! Let's get on with the story!!
"What could that herbivore be planning?" Hibari said to himself as he looked at the sheet of paper in his hand.
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Gomenasai, Hibari-san
But please come to my room at midnight tonight
I have something to give you.
-Sawada Tsunayoshi
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Out of curiosity, Hibari had done as the note asked and was now standing outside the future Vongola boss' door. Usually, Tsuna would stay clear of the disciplinarian's way, so when Hibari received the note in his room, it perked his interest.
In most cases, Hibari would've stayed clear of situations like this. It was late; he was alone with the man, not to mention he had been resisting the urge to do naughty things to the guy ever since he began to respect the Vongola boss' strength and determination.
Still, he wanted to know what would happen. And if ever he lost control and slept with the brunette, he doubted that Tsuna would stay mad for long. He was well aware of his capabilities in bed, and if the virgin Tsuna had a taste of what he had, he knew the brunette would be begging him to suck him off.
Suddenly, he was pulled from his thoughts by a soft 'Kufufufu no fu'. Turning his head towards the source of the noise, he scowled at the sight of a purple haired hitman leaning on the hallway wall a few feet away. Over the past years, the hostility and downright hatred between the two had skimmed somewhat, thanks to a certain brunette who just wanted his family to get along.
So, although the two could be in the same room without being at each other's thoughts, they still preferred not to be.
"Why are you here?" Hibari asked the man smirking in the hallway. Once the question left his mouth, the illusionist only replied with a soft 'kufufu', making Hibari furrow his brows further.
"Don't be so tense, Hibari-san." Mukuro replied. He abandoned the wall he was leaning on and walked towards the scowling raven. "I was given a message to meet Tsuna-kun here."
Hibari was about to begin contemplating as to why Mukuro would be summoned as well, but as the thoughts started forming in his head, they were jerked away at the sound of Tsuna's door creaking open.
Almost instantly, Hibari's seething irritation for the other occupant disappeared as the Vongola heir came into view.
Decked in a short, silky red robe, he could clearly see the slim frame it was not doing a good job of covering. Hibari almost got a nosebleed at the sight of the small man's smooth legs, covered in what he guessed were leather straps and silk stockings. However, being Hibari, he refrained from creating a blood geyser. Instead, he raised a slender brow at his thoughts of what else the brunette could be wearing underneath that robe.
Tsuna began fidgeting at the gaze from the two men he called. He originally came up with this plan because he didn't know what else to do, however, thinking back, he wondered if he made a bad move. Nonetheless, he already prepared everything. So, ignoring the blush he felt grow on his cheeks, he asked his two guests if they wanted to come inside.
Mukuro first responded, and started walking towards the Vongola heir. Stepping aside to let the purple haired man through, Tsuna was surprised when he was grabbed at the waist, and pulled into a deep kiss.
Although startled at first, Tsuna soon surrendered himself into the dance Mukuro was leading. Mukuro smirked as he saw the Vongola heir submit to him, responding eagerly to his kiss. He pulled the brunette deeper into the kiss, as he let his tongue graze the smaller man's bottom lip, asking for entrance.
Once granted, the purple haired man wasted no time in taking advantage of the situation. He broke away for a moment, allowing both of them to catch their breath. But no sooner than a few seconds passed and he once again captured the full lips of the Vongola and renewed the steps of the heated dance their tongues played.
Losing himself slightly in their display of passion, Mukuro's hand descended lower to the lacy panties, until he felt a slight bulge in the palm of his hand. Firmly grabbing the brunnete's semi-hard penis through the cloth, he smirked in their kiss as the heir gave a small whimper.
Now Hibari was already seething with the kiss, but seeing as how he might risk hurting Tsuna in the process of biting to death the pineapple haired nuisance, he restrained himself. However, once he saw the purple haired man's hand begin to do…naughty things, he snapped.
Not able to take anymore of what was being displayed before him, he angrily made his way towards the two people lost in a tonsil war, and none-too-gently, shoved the illusionist away from the flushed brunette.
Hibari glared ferociously at the man wiping away the saliva from his mouth who dared to 'kufufufu'. Once he finished straightening himself from their earlier activities, Mukuro calmly bowed slightly at the flushed heir, and walked away.
"I appreciate the gift Tsunayoshi. But I think I'll claim mine closer to the day." He called back. The two left in the hallway stayed silent, until Mukuro had completely disappeared from view.
"What was that about, herbivore?" Hibari asked the smaller man. He was VERY angry at what just happened, and he wanted to know what Mukuro planned to claim another day. "Answer me, Tsunayoshi!"
Startled at how Hibari began to raise his voice, he seriously began thinking this was a bad idea. "W-Well, Hibari-san," Tsuna began to say. "Both Mukuro and your birthdays are coming up, and I couldn't think of anything to give either of you…other… than…"
Tsuna paused before he completed his sentence, and let the robe he was wearing flutter to the ground. "…this."
Tsuna started to blush even harder, as he showed the raven what he was wearing underneath. For the birthdays of his two guardians, all he could think of was himself as a gift. He knew that he was still a bit naïve at what went on, but he surely was not innocent enough not to realize that his two guardians wanted to have sex with him.
Now, don't misjudge Tsuna! He's not doing this merely to satisfy his family member's perverted needs; truth be told, he actually does feel something for most of his family. He can admit he has a crush on almost everyone; what he just couldn't believe is that he had fallen hardest for the two people he least expected.
The sadistic Mukuro and the icy Hibari. Especially Hibari, because what he planned for tonight's show were things he thought that Hibari especially would enjoy. He allowed Hibari's hungry eyes to wander further on his body before asking if he wanted to come inside.
Without saying anything, Hibari entered, not taking his eyes off the body before him.
"What's with the outfit?" he finally said after he sat down on a chair located across a bed in the room.
For his plan, Tsuna dressed up in very sexy lingerie. Starting from his bare feet, his legs were adorned with silky black stockings, ending mid-thigh. His stockings were held by thin leather straps, connected at the edge of the lacy panties he wore. His chest was bare, giving the Cloud guardian an easy access to those two pink nipples he so desperately wanted to tease. The outfit was completed with a thin belled collar around the brunette's neck. But what gave the whole thing the finishing touch was the crimson blush on Tsuna's cheeks.
"Well, Hibari-san, as I said earlier, my birthday gift for you would be…sex." Hibari instantly stood up at that, intending to fully milk this for what it's worth. But before he could even get a hold of the treat before him, he was pushed back down onto the chair by two small hands, before being straddled by Sawada Tsunayoshi.
Leaning close to the raven's ear, he whispered in the huskiest voice he could muster. "But this wouldn't be any special if it was just ordinary sex, right, Kyouya-sama? So, sit back and enjoy this." When Tsuna looked back at Hibari, the blush that used to be on the brunette's cheeks was almost gone, and what replaced them instead were lust covered eyes, gazing hungrily at him.
Placing his hands on either side of the guardian's face, Tsuna brought their lips together in a passionate kiss. The two males fought a fierce battle as their tongues met in their kiss. Shortly after, Hibari started to gain dominance as Tsuna began to moan in arousal. Taking advantage of this, he placed his lips on the brunette's bare skin, and began to suck on the man's neck. Tsuna once again became lost in pleasure as Hibari's mouth licked, sucked and nipped, lower and lower, until his lips found a taunt nipple in their path.
Just as Hibari was about to tease the pink nub, Tsuna was able to regain his senses and push the man away before he completely forgot about his plan. "Please, Hibari! Let me finish what I planned for you," Tsuna panted out. He looked at the man beneath him with wide eyes and a quivering lip. All his efforts to plan this out would be wasted if he just lost it and let Hibari just do away with him!
Hibari gave in to the request of the brunette, and Tsuna expressed his gratitude by continuing his ministrations. Unbuttoning the white polo shirt Hibari wore, Tsuna's lips began to suck the pale skin as more and more was revealed until Tsuna removed the raven's shirt completely.
Moving his hands along the raven's chest, his lips followed suit. Taking in the right nipple of the Cloud guardian, he gave it a soft lick, earning him a low moan from the man beneath him. He gave it another lick as his hands began to tease the other nipple.
Pleased when he found that Hibari was enjoying what he was doing, he began to grind into the man's evident arousal. Another moan escaped the Cloud guardian's lips as his hard length began to receive the friction it desperately wanted. Deciding that he had enough of allowing Tsuna doing what he wanted, he lifted the brunette's face and captured his lips in a searing kiss.
Taking advantage of the smaller man's daze, he carefully lifted them from their sitting position, and brought them to the soft bed. Dropping Tsuna onto the bed with an 'oof' from the smaller man, Hibari climbed on top of Tsuna, leading him into another kiss. Getting to work with the skimpy outfit, he began to undo the buckle of the leather straps; not once breaking their kiss.
Tsuna let out a small gasp as he felt the calloused hands of the dark haired hitman graze his inner thighs. Not being one to stop just because Tsuna broke their kiss, Hibari attacked the exposed neck as he continued to remove the stockings. Satisfied with the many red marks he left behind, he moved onto the brunette's hard nipples as he set to remove the smaller man's lacy underwear.
Hibari took in the pink nub and bit it softly. Tsuna closed his eyes as Hibari teased his nipples, his breathing becoming rather ragged. He drew in a sharp breath as he felt cool air hit his hard penis. Looking at his body, his eyes widened when he realized Hibari managed to get him completely naked.
However, Hibari didn't allow him to think for long, as he saw the raven lowering his head – to give him head. Before he could protest, Hibari took in the head of his member, leaving his complaints mixed with his moans.
"W-Wait…a-ah….Kyou-ya," Tsuna panted out. "You mustn't…aah…"
Hibari let go of the heir's erection and brought his lips near Tsuna's ear. He blew into it, letting his warm breath send shivers down the brunette's spine. Grabbing the erect penis of the man beneath him, he moved his hand up and down the length as he calmly spoke. "I know you had plans for me, Tsunayoshi. But this is my birthday gift, and I want to take it how I please."
He continued to pump the boy for a bit longer before deciding to tease him a bit. Loosening his grip slightly, he once again spoke to the panting boy beneath him. "You said you wanted to do something to me, Tsunayoshi," he said, decreasing his actions on the man below him, making Tsuna whimper slightly. "Do you want me to stop so you can continue your 'plan'?
Tsuna immediately replied "NO!" as he felt Hibari's hand leave him completely. Hibari only chuckled slightly, as he watched Tsuna writhe in discomfort as he tried to get some action going down there.
Missing the contact on his erection, Tsuna began to move his hands towards his penis, only to be stopped by Hibari. The dark haired man caught the wrists of the brunette and pinned them above his head, rendering him unable to relieve himself.
"P-Please, Hibari-san! If I don't…aaah…c-cum soon, I think I'll explode..." Tsuna pleaded.
"So, Tsunayoshi. What do you want me to do?" Hibari asked. As much as he wanted to prolong this torture on the smaller male, his own cock was throbbing in his pants. If he didn't have it inside Tsuna's ass soon, he didn't know what he'd do. Fortunately, he got his answer soon enough.
"Please, let me cum."
Hibari wasted no time after that. He quickly removed his pants and boxers and began preparation. He brought his fingers to Tsuna's mouth, and told him to suck. Once they were wet enough, he traced them along his herbivore's body, before making his way to that tight virgin ass.
Placing his fingers at the entrance, he pushed his two fingers through that tight muscle. Once he saw the discomfort leave Tsuna's face, he began to stretch the muscle, to make room for his engorged cock. God. He wished he could just take the man right now! But he knew that if he didn't properly stretch Tsuna, his ass would REALLY hurt afterwards.
Inserting his third finger, he stretched the hole wider, every now and then brushing against the man's prostate, making him shiver in ecstasy. Hibari suddenly felt his fingers being pulled out, and the raven looked at the brunette in surprise.
Tsuna was VERY flushed. Sweat covered his body, making his hair stick to his face; his breathing was ragged, but he still managed to get out a few words.
"Kyouya…since you…won't…take me…I will!"
Tsuna then brought then both into sitting position, before impaling himself onto the raven's cock. Hibari groaned as he felt his member become engulfed in that tight heat. 'So much for preparing.' He closed his eyes and let out a deep moan, as Tsuna continued to ride him up and down.
Encouraged by Tsuna's enthusiasm, Hibari allowed his animalistic desire to take over him. He halted Tsuna's actions before pushing the brunette back down onto the bed. Taking advantage of Tsuna's surprise, Hibari began to thrust in and out of Tsuna at a rapid pace.
Tsuna let out a scream as he felt Hibari abuse his prostate over and over. He threw his head back as he felt the raven slam back into him, slapping their skin together. His small frame shivered as Hibari rode him fast, hard and rough.
"TOUCH YOURSELF!" Hibari shouted in between thrusts. Tsuna obediently grabbed his own cock and began to pump himself in time with the raven's thrusts. Both men gave into their desires as they screwed until the sun rose. During their little fuck fest, they lost control of their lust and submitted to animalistic pleasure.
Hibari rode out the umpteenth orgasm of their romp fest until he finally collapsed onto a tired and completely spent Tsuna. He held his arms before him as not to completely crush the small frame below him. Hibari slid out of Tsuna and lay next to him, holding the worn out male near him.
He didn't care that they were covered in cum. He hugged the Vongola heir closer before joining the brunette for some well deserved rest.
'Fantastic present…Tsuna.'
A/n: My original plan was actually a threesome between Mukuro, Hibari and Tsuna; wherein Tsuna would be getting fucked by the two men he invited into his room. However, when I realized I had NO idea on how to go about it, I opted for a simple 1827 screwing. (Sorry Mukuro, I like 1827 over 6927)
Can anyone give me a good threesome fanfic I can use as a basis? It doesn't have to be KHR.
Oh yeah. I wanted to put a 69 in here too, but I couldn't find room in between the hand job and the actual penetration! I think I'll add the 69 in the 6927 fic. Haha.
A/n: I did not remember writing this. I wrote this like a year ago, and I forgot to post it. I was rather…vulgar. I surprised myself actually. I mean, I still wrote my penname as Nekonekonekonekonekonekocheese!
Please comment. 3
This is 'The Lost Fanfic.'
Beta Corner:
YES IT IS VERY VULGAR.
But it's still fun! 3
Yes, I do recognize this as one of your older works… You have more errors here, and I do recall getting your email and saying, 'Didn't I beta this before? Oh, well. No harm in doing it again~'
Hahaha~