Okay everybody, this is an idea I've had for quite some time. A collection of blog posts made by… *drum roll* all the characters from Bleach! Tada! Okay, maybe it's not so original, but I guarantee that these blog posts will be enjoyable. These blog posts will jump from different points in the storyline of Bleach, so they may contain some spoilers. So please be ready. Not to mention that different blog posts may have different ratings. Read the short blurb that comes before each post to make sure. Anyways, this first entry is from one of my favorite characters, Kenpachi Zaraki! Woohoo! *Coughs* Sorry about that. Any way, this is his "Diary of a Madman". Ratted T for violence and swearing.
Kenpachi Zaraki
Diary of a Madman
Well, it's the dawn of the internet age, and Yachiru tells me if I want to be able to adapt I've got to start doing things like blogging and sending email, although I'm pretty surprised that they have wi-fi in the Seritei. I don't really care much about this sort of stuff, but if I don't use the computer Yachiru found me she's gonna start bitchin' and honestly, it's already annoying enough to have Yumichika around without having Yachiru on my case as well. Anyways, if this is a blog, I'm supposed to put in interesting experiences, and frankly, there's nothing really interesting about typing away on something that my fingers are way too big for, not to mention that if you're recovering from battle wounds nothing really fun happens. But, well… the battle itself was much more fun than any I've had in a long time. So yeah, maybe I'll write about that.
There were reports that a ryoka was on the loose. I didn't pay any attention to them, cuz usually it's just a Divison 4 member being scared off by one of mine. But when Ikkaku came back with reports of a really strong opponent to face, I knew that I was itching for a bit of fun. It took me a couple of hours to find him, thanks to Yachiru's great sense of direction, and by the time I got to him I was really ready to fight.
At first the battle seemed to be a shoo-in for me to win. He seemed to be a novice with his sword, and he barely managed to block my swings, so I showed him my weak point: basically, I showed him my chest, pointed, and said, "Try to hit me, if you can." Real big mistake. The kid was fast, I give him that. He managed to slash me, and didn't let up on his advantage. My blood and his mingled on the floor, and I was starting to grow weak. So, I evened up the score a little bit, and took off my eyepatch.
Oh yeah. FYI, for people don't know, my eyepatch is a living creature. Sounds gross, right? Well, live with it. It sucks energy away, which I know sounds stupid, but I use it to even out fights with my opponents. So, basically, if I take it off I reach my maximum spiritual pressure, which means that I'm way more powerful. But then the kid did something I really wasn't expecting: he released his Shikai. (WTF kind of name for a sword is Zangetsu? That's like calling a boy Boy or a girl Girl.)
The battle ended quickly after that. The explosion was awesome, but I did end up losing. Yachiru says that it's unfair, because both the kid and his sword were fighting. I had to laugh at that, I really had to. She doesn't realize that it was fair for him to unleash his sword, even though I couldn't release mine. Honestly, I never wanted to learn the name of my sword because I thought I could fight using sheer brute force, because there's more fun in doing that. But lately, I'm starting to recall how awful I felt when I didn't have a name of my own, when everybody had an identity, but I had nothing except a sword strapped to my back. I need to become stronger, so that I can fight more and better battles.
So, in the end, I lost to some punk ass kid. But, he was a very skilled punk ass kid, and I'd like to fight him again. That reminds me: why does nobody want to fight me? Because they're afraid of me? Oh please, it's not as if I could kill the- Oh, wait… Anyways, that's it for today. I don't think I'm ever gonna touch this computer again. The keyboard is too damn small. Stupid Apple!
Whew! That was exhausting. But that was the very first blog entry from "Into their Hearts and Souls"!I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Remember, if you liked it, hated it, or whatever, please comment. Also, I will take PM requests for the blogs of different people! Remember that and PM me if you want to see a certain someone write a blog entry. Eventually, I want to write a blog entry for all the mentioned characters, but that may be a bit too much work. So, I hope to see everyone soon! Next up, a blog entry from: Yachiru!