Lesson One: Twins/Clones/Look Alikes/Same Soul

Our first lesson in How to Be: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles is the importance of having a twin, clone, look alike, or an incarnation with your soul only in another dimension. And so, you must first choose whether you'd like to have/be:

A) A twin (Go to Number 1)

B) A clone/original (Go to Number 2)

C) A look alike (Go to Number 3)

D) A same soul incarnation (Go to Number 4)

1. If you chose Choice A, then please regard the following instructions favorably for this first Lesson in our How to Be series, TRC edition.

A) A twin: Congratulations! You are a twin! Being a twin is both a rewarding and difficult journey. Choosing to be a twin is not all you must do. There is another choice to be made after the first choice. Please circle the following:

a.) The Dead/Soon-to-be Dead twin.

b.) The Regretting My Twin's Death Because It Was All My Fault Even Though It Wasn't So I Must Fix This No Matter What By Angsting Over It Every Other Chapter At The Least twin.

2. If you chose Choice B, then please regard the following instructions favorably for this first lesson in our How to Be series, TRC edition.

B) A clone/original: Congratulations! You are a clone/original! The reason that they are one choice is because, similarly to the twins, you have another choice to make within the first choice. But we trust that you have the courage to do this:

a.) The clone who no one knows is a clone, especially not myself because I don't even know clones exist, not even when I become my evil clone-self and try to stab the person (who is also a clone) that I love, before getting killed by my original in an emotionally heart-touching/breaking moment.

b.) The clone who know one knows is a clone, especially not myself, at least until I have a dream that tells me I am really a clone, and therefore, I must act like I hate all of my traveling companions except for the ones who are blond vampires/magicians, and then gets stabbed by aforementioned blond companion who is a vampire/magician, only to come back in a "dream" and get stabbed (again) this time by my intended significant other (who is also a clone).

c.) The original who has been locked up in a tank like the one you see used in bad 1960s alien movies for eight(?) years, and suddenly busts out and is transported to fight my evil (?) clone.

d.) The original who sleeps through the entire storyline because no one knows I even exist, because they all think my clone is me.

3. If you chose Choice C, then please regard the following instructions favorably for this first lesson in our How to Be series, TRC edition.

C) A look alike: Congratulations! You are a look alike! We bet you didn't know this interesting piece of fact before, but as a look alike you only have to make one more choice! And it's a spanking easy one:

a.) The family member who the main character resembles down to the very last skin cell and died before the storyline begins, but comes back when the Deeply Moving Touching Sad Dark Secret Past is scheduled to be revealed. And then dies again.

b.) The main character who resembles the family member and has sworn to avenge his/her family member's death because his/her family member's death was a traumatizing event for the aforementioned main character.

4. If you chose Choice D, then please regard the following instructions favorably for this first lesson in our How to Be series, TRC edition.

D) A same soul: Congratulations! You are a same soul! A same soul is a shortened phrase for a character type who possesses the same characterization completely, but resides in another dimension/world/universe and possesses different jobs/statuses/age and so forth. There is no second choice to be made for a same soul.

A/N: Tell me if you think this should....be multichaptered, or if it's not funny at all so I should just end here because I suck at this sort of humor and before I hurt myself and fangirls come at me with torches and pitchforks like they always do. And if you actually didn't hate it, tell me what your choices were :D