There's some guy named 23 that's so sexy he can turn any man gay and any lesbian straight. We won't get to his real name because that's not important.
So, one day 23 was walking through the halls at school. He was texting and was about to run into a large pole. Now, if this happened, his pretty FACE would be all bruised and ugly, so a flaming homosexual named Sam Winchester came flying around the corner in slow motion and slammed into 23, knocking him to the ground and saving his beautiful face.
"Thanks" said 23, his voice WAAAAAAAY sexier than a certain vampire hobo.
"I love you." Sam squeaked and skipped away.
"Okay then." 23 kept walking down the hall. He soon ran into Personal Computer, who is his friend. Personal Computer is a better looking version of a carefree spazoid.
"Hey 23!" He exclaimed, all happy like.
"Hey Personal Computer," 23 said, thinking to himself, wow, this guy has way too much energy. He was still friends with him though because he was a nice boy. All of a sudden some intense, hardcore music came out of nowhere and Bus Boy came around the corner in slow motion with a REALLY intense look on his face. His barn boots were thunkin' and his face was hardin'.
"Hey, Bussy!" Personal Computer forgot all about 23 and ran over to Bus Boy to annoy him with his energy.
23 kept walking, his nice backside was looking nicer every second, and his shirt was...hehe...BLUE. He ran into the men's bathroom to hide from people, but Sam was in there doing his makeup.
"23! I love you!" Sam ran out of the bathroom, giggling like a girl.
23 shook his head. The particles that came off his hair were even sexy. They each had little blue dress shirts on. He began to undress in the bathroom because he was too hot to have any clothes on. Then he ran back to Bus boy and Personal Computer and they took their clothes off too! So then the three guys were running naked through the school!
The End!