A Warrior And A Hater

by kilio

Well, basicly this is about a warrior hater talking bad about a warrior. This is the most rediculously crazy thing i've ever thought of. I hope you find some way to find it enjoyable.

A Warrior and a Hater

Based on Guild Wars

Well, my name is Horcron and I'm telling you firsthand what happened to me today. Well I was in Pre searing Ascalon, you know the place before it all gets blown up. Yea, well anyways I was just chillin in the eastside, near the merchant, and this snobby monk walks up to me. He is all on my case that warriors stink and that I should become a monk. I mean really. I can't pass as a monk. My pythons are the size of charr and I think Dwayna is a noob. So I politely ask him to go bother someone else. Then he does on for like forever saying how my type are totally unnecessary in this little thing we call life and how we attract all the enemies at once. By this time he is like shouting running around the city "Horcron is a noob, Horcron is a noob." I decide to end this the right way, I eviscerated the dude with my sundering chaos axe of fortitude (the white pre-searing version of course wink). It's to bad he just got revived at the nearest resurrection shrine.

Warrior Lover,

Horcron