A/N: I'm taking a break from Chocolate and Video Games. I may even cancel it… I really don't like where it's going. This'll (hopefully) be funny.

House Arrest

Chapter 1

"I sentence you both to house arrest for three months!" the judge banged his gavel on the desk. Mello sighed. " It would have been shorter if you had given me your names! And you both will be in the same house!"

"WHAT!? No! I can't stand being in the same room with Near for more than five minutes! You're saying I have to stay in the same house with his for three months!?" Mello screamed banging his fist down on the table.

"That is correct,"

"Can I bring friends over?" Mello asked the judge. Suddenly Matt popped into Mello's head. He smiled at the judge.

"…I would recommend it… you need someone to get you groceries," The judge said looking at the creepy smile on Mello's face. Near who had just been sitting there playing with a puzzle, putting it together then taking it apart, and so on. Had just been thinking about what Mello would do to him. Fearing that he might be beaten up or killed he spoke up.

"I think you should raid Mello's house before I stay there… He used to be in the mafia… he may have guns or knives," Near said finishing his puzzle.

"Actually I was hoping I could send in someone to keep an eye on you two…" the judge smiled.

'Please be Matt!" Mello hoped, but unfortunately his hopes were shattered.

"He's here in this room. Please stand up!" The judge called out to the back. A man in a coat and hat stood up and turned on a computer. A big L shape appeared on the screen.

"L!" Mello screamed and smiled.

"Ahem… hello Mello… Near… I hope you two can behave while I am watching over you. I won't hesitate to call the police and have either of you arrested…" Mello's smile faded when he heard that. "I am very disappointed in both of you… I thought that Matt would be involved… but I guess I was wrong. I will be at your house, Mello, tomorrow at six o'clock in the morning… in person. I will see you tomorrow," Watari click the computer off, and walked out. Mello sighed, and Near stood up. They both walked out of the courtroom. As soon as they were outside Mello shoved Near to a wall.

"Listen you little shit! I don't want you bugging me, or disturbing me, or even talking to me! So stay the fuck out of my way!" Mello shoved Near's head to the wall, and walked off. Near walked off also rubbing the back of his head.

"Wow… not a very nice house," Near noted as he walked into Mello's house. There were clothes on the floor and chocolate wrappers all over. "Well it's still pretty big," It was a three story house. Mello and Near both had the tracking devices on their ankles.

"I think Matt cleaned the downstairs room for you. That'll be your room. It has a pull out couch you can sleep on, a computer, t.v.and a couple game systems. It's a pretty big room too, but Matt'll be in there all the time so you may not be able to sleep," Mello explained. Near went down to his room, and noted how tidy it was.

'It's all right,' Near thought. He walked over to the computer and turned it on. I went to the user screen.

Matt

Mello

Near clicked on Mello. It had a password. Near thought for a moment, then typed down

Nearsucks. It worked. He looked over all of Mello's files… nothing incriminating… except the file Ways to Kill Near. He avoided that one.

"HEY! Get off my account!" Mello screamed from the doorway. Near quickly logged off.

"Sorry Mello…" Near apologized. Mello pointed at Near, and walked away. He clicked on the Matt user. It also had a password. Near typed down. Videogames. Nothing. Cigarettes. Again… nothing… hmm… Melloissexy. Ding! It was right. He clicked on Matt's files. And was very surprised at what he saw.

"Oh… my… GOD!"

Earlier while Near was on Mello's computer.

Mello was thinking about what he would do with Matt when he comes over. He still had to call him. 'Maybe we could play video games… or… that thing he always does to me… ooh! That always makes me smile,' Mello though. 'Or I could shoot him in the face for not backing me up! Now I have to stay in the same house as Near for three months,' Mello thought biting a big chunk out of his chocolate. He took a large swig of vodka. He had to get good and drunk to do something with Matt while Near was there.

'Wait! Near might be on my account!' Mello got up and ran down to where Near was. He saw that Near was, in fact, on his account going through his files.

"HEY! Get off my account. Mello screamed from the doorway. Near jumped, and logged off.

"Sorry Mello…" Near apologized. Mello pointed at Near, and walked away. He walked back upstairs, picked up the phone and dialed Matt's cell phone number. Ring… ring…

"Yo," came the voice from the other line.

"Matt, it's Mello. I have one night until L comes over. Get your sexy ass over here right now!" Mello ordered him like he was his bitch, (which he probably is).

"Alright… I just gotta go to the movie store and get something real quick, kay," Matt clicked the phone off. He sped off in his awesomely cool muscle car. Mello put the phone down on the table.

"GOD!" came a voice from downstairs. Mello ran down to see Near gawking at the computer. Even Mello was surprised at what he saw on the computer.

"Matt…" Mello writhed in anger.

A/N: Well? What do you think of the first chapter? Oooh what does Matty have on his computer that's so surprising? Hehe Matt's password… review please!

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