Hey Zero…I'll be your stuffed Giraffe.
I heard in the 1800's that Greenlake Texas was described as heaven on earth I don't know what they were smoking but this place isn't heaven on earth at least not anymore.
My names Cassidy But most people call me Sid…I don't know why I never ask anyone to but they seem to think my names Sid and I've learned to adapt to the name. even though its kinda manly….Although it could be worse my nickname could be Butch, Anyways I'm currently the resident of Camp Greenlake it was a all boys camp but I guess the Warden there wanted more money from the state so she decided to take on the female race…(Hopefully she knows what she got into.)
The bus ride wasn't pleasant. Can you imagine being handcuffed in a bus with thirty other teenage girls? All bitching and moaning about how hot and they were. I did what I usually did I kept my mouth shut and ignored the rest of the girls whom were still bitching and moaning and I was a inch away from slugging this one particular cow in the nose.
"Oh my god I hate this, why can't this bus have an air conditioner? It's not fair" Tasha (fat cow) Miller she was a complete fat slut and should die! Ok maybe not die but at least have her tongue ripped out so she couldn't complain anymore. (I may very well be homicidal after this bus ride…)
"I mean seriously I'm sweating like a pig," she complained and I couldn't help but smirk I mean come on seriously how ironic is that?
"What are you smirking at Sid!" she said angrily in that high-pitched voice that made me want to stick a nail down my ear.
"Nothing it's just a coincidence that a pig would say she's sweating like a pig is all." I said, everyone laughed, and fat ass glared at them.
"Shut up you midget!"
Wow can she come up with an insult or what! (: Note the sarcasm there.)
She started cursing wildly and the 'guard' who was currently chugging a beer glared at her and I laughed at the indifference… I mean seriously who gets drunk with a bus filled with juvenile delinquents? (And he didn't even offer me one…)
Tasha started swearing at a black girl with dreadlocks, and the balding white police officer spit out the window and started cursing.
"What the fuck is you hooligans problem? Now shut up and sit quietly and we'll be there in 45 minutes you think girl scouts can behave yourselves until then!" He yelled his hillbilly accent sounded particularly more hillbillyish. (I know that's not a word but there is no other word to describe his honky-tonk accent.)
The rest of the ride was kinda dull well as dull being on a bus full of criminals can be that is.
When I got there to say I was surprised was putting it lightly now I thought Camp Greenlake (call me crazy) would have a lake or at least a tree for the mildest of shade but no all it was, was a dry wasteland.
"Come on you girl scouts don't lollygag." A tall man with a cowboy hat said he had a sack full of sunflower seeds and I just remembered I haven't eaten sense 'breakfast' and this may surprise you but juvie isn't known for its food.
"Uh…dude…were in handcuffs." a girl named Samantha said and he turned to her sharply.
"You sassing me girl?" He asked in a raspy voice and watching him made me nervous but not as nervous as the red-haired chick in the corner who was clearly sizing us up that meaning looking us up and down, now I was used to elevator eyes but it was usually guys that I received them from not middle-aged females.
I looked around and noticed all the guys staring most not wearing shirts probably cause the heat and I could only think one thing as I saw a short kid with a black puffy hair and he looked good…My hormones are going to love it here…The rest of me not so much…