Author's Note: Ok, welcome to Shinigami Zukan Golden! Haha. This fic is a concentration of all of my ideas for any humorous Shinigami Zukan. Anything at all. There's an important notice in chap 4, so you can take a look if you want. And also, please do not copy these ideas for it took me a long time to think these up. Please sit back and enjoy Shinigami Zukan Golden!

Disclaimer: I am not Kubo Tite. I only own OCs and Shinigami Zukan ideas here.

Chibi Time belongs to chapter one of The Mask of Ice.

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Chibi Time

Ok, Kon, hit it!

Kon: Shinigami zukan!

Ulquiorra: Golden…

"I trust you with this secret, Ulquiorra… If word of my plans for Hitsugaya-kun were to get out… I don't know what the other Arrancar would think. I'll announce my plans to them when I'm ready, but for now, Ulquiorra, please don't tell anyone." Aizen finished.

"Hai, Aizen-sama. I will not tell a soul."

As Ulquiorra walked out, Ichimaru popped up and asked, "Yo, Ulquiorra! Howzit goin'?"

"…"

"Ah, yer ignorin' me, like any other day! C'mon, Ulquiorra! Aizen-sama's been talking to ya a lot quite recently. So tell me, what does Aizen-sama tell you?"

"I promised Aizen-sama I won't tell anyone."

"Oh, too bad then. Then that means that Aizen-sama would be utterly disgraced and yaw old be blamed 'coz you didn't wanna tell me and get this as a gift…" Ichimaru taunted, holding up something to show Ulquiorra.

Ulquiorra twitched.

After Aizen gave Ichimaru permission to go to Seireitei…

"Ulquiorra, what's the meaning of this? I thought you said you wouldn't tell a soul about the matter," Aizen demanded a little.

"I apologise greatly, Aizen-sama. However, if I were not to tell Ichimaru-sama, he would utterly disgrace you in front of the entire Arrancar army, Aizen-sama, and I couldn't have that."

"Disgrace me? What was it that he told you?"

"He showed me this, Aizen-sama."

Ulquiorra held up a photo album full of pictures of Aizen in the bathroom, trying different kinds of hairstyles and cosmetic products. There were pictures of Aizen putting hair gel and even some hair accessories like pink hair clips. There were pictures of Aizen trying on different outfits and pictures of Aizen 'vandalizing' the bathroom mirror with a spray can, with words screaming, "HITSUGAYA SHALL BE MINE" and "THE PERFECT CHIBI VAIZARD HITSUGAYA TOUSHIROU SHALL BE THE CUTEST OF THEM ALL" and "I HEART CHIBIS".

Aizen twitched.