Disclaimer: I don't own
this stuff so if you do I beg of you don't sue me!
My
First Fanfic So NO MURDER In
The Reviews Please. Also keep in mind I
Just started writing a love fic
so I have No clue where it is going to end up.
One
warning: Shinji has a backbone from the very start.
Also
I have never seen NGE so I go on theories and what I have heard and such.
I
plan to buy some DVDs soon.
Also
let me know if I use Japenese too much. I am
currently
trying to learn it and use it by second nature.
Life
With A Backbone By The Realms
Chapter
1
Back
Bones And Dares
Shinji
looked at Asuka, watching her eat her breakfast.
Watch
as she tried to act disgusted by the food before her, but he could see her
perfect
lips curve upward into the smallest smile.
"What
are you staring at BAKA?!?!" Asuka snapped finally due to Shinji's
non-stop staring.
"You." Shinji replied in monotone.
"..."
"PERFERT! STOP STARING!"
"Why?
Do I make you uncomfortable?" Shinji chuckled with an obvious grin on his
face.
"NO!!!
I just don't... um... want some perfer..." Asuka
started to get quiet. Shinji's only response was grinning more before getting
up.
"Hurry
up or you'll be late for school." Shinji told Asuka while collecting the
dishes.
"Huh?"
Asuka looks at what she is wearing, her pajamas. "Oh."
With
that Asuka quickly runs to her room to get dressed. Shinji watches her go. Turns back to washing the dishes. Smiles.
"Silly girl."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
was the sound Misato woke up to. "Waz
zat?"
"I
have NOTHING to wear!!! NOTHING!!! It's STILL in the laundry room!!!"
"Here."
Came the simple reply from her doorway.
"Huh?"
At her doorway stood Shinji holding her school uniform in his hand.
"Here."
Shinji said again a bit louder.
"Uh...thanks...how
did you..."
"It
was just lying there so I ran threw the wash for you."
Asuka
got stars in her eyes after hearing this. "OHHHH!!!
Thank you Shinji!"
With this Asuka, clad in bra and panties, hugged
him.
"Arigatoo." Noticing what she is
wearing. "PERFERT!!!" Sweatdrop by Shinji and Misato who
had come upon the schene earlier.
"Asuka. Darling.
You left your door open." Shinji replied in a fake French accent.
"HA HA HA HA HA
HA!!! HHHUUUUU!!! HA HA HA HA
HA HA!!!" Misato
couldn't help but burst out loud at that one. She had been laughing a lot more
due to the fact that Shinji had grown a backbone.
"AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!" Asuka screamed as she slammed
her door shut hitting Misato in the head who had been hunched over with her
hands on her knees trying to regain her breath.
"Uhhhhhhgggg!"
was all Misato got out before falling unconscious on the floor.
*Sigh*
Shinji then picked Misato up and carried her back to her room.
School
"C' mon Shinji, admit it, you liked
it." Touji and Kensuke had not stopped asking him if he liked it since he
told them what happened that morning. He was starting to get annoyed. Since the
two were walking next to him he decided to pull a move.
*Bam,
Bam* Shinji had brought his fists up from his elbow and smaked
the two in the faces. (Three stooges move. HEY they are called the stooges/ 3
stooges!)
"OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
that was the noise that spread silence for a half mile radius with people
wondering what that noise was.
"That
hurt!" was Touji's reply. Kensuke didn't respond due to the fact that he
was unconscious.
"Aren't
you overdoing it on the weights?"
Shinji
let out a 'heh'.
"Nope."
Facefualt. After a few minutes the two
drag Kensuke to the nurse's office and leave him there. ("Him
again?")
"Will
lets hurry up. I don't want to be late."
"Why?
Hikari going to give you a big wet smooch if you get there
early?"
Touji
blushed at that. "N...no...she jus....just said
that she would... will... um..."
"You
don't have to tell me."
*Phew*
Shinji
smirked. "I'll get to see it in a moment." Touji facefaulted.
"Whaaaa?"
"Oh
yeah, and I got Kensuke's camcorder." After seeing his friend facefault again Shinji's smirk got larger.
Classroom
"Hi Asuka." Shinji said in a seductive
voice. Asuka simply froze while the girls she had been talking to giggled
behind their hands.
"Uhhh...hi Shiinnjii." She accidentally said his
name too long and the girls giggled more.
"Just a sec." Shinji whipped out
Kensuke's camcorder and started to record Hikari giving Touji a BIG ol' kiss on the cheek.
"Go
Touji!"
Touji
face faulted , Hikari looked around, saw Shinji, and facefaulted too.
"Well
with that done."
Shinji
then sat down at his desk and started to upload the schene
to his new website.
"Heh heh heh."
A
little message box appeared on Shinji's computer screen saying: 'Upload
Complete'.
-Time
passes with every one in the school laughing at the school rep and Touji due to
Shinji's website.-
After
School
"So
what's your dare?"
Shinji,
Touji and Kensuke were sitting at a bench next to the basketball court.
"So
what's your dare!" Shinji repeated himself again
getting louder. The three had started a ritual, everyday after school someone
had to perform a dare the next day at school or pay the other two ten dollars.
The other two choice the dare.
"You
have to ask Asuka if she will go out with you as loud as possible." "Deal?"
Shinji
looked at his friends, grinned, and replied "Deal."
That's
it for now. You can tell what's coming next and it aint no stupid lovey dovey
stuff.
Special
thanks to Derek Zischke: one line from his FF OOC gave me the idea for this
story: that line was:
Asuka:
Shinji...I'm bored...you wanna kiss me?
Shinji:
Hell yes!
Next
Messed up story I write will be based on the line above it:
Asuka:
Hey, Wondergirl...
Rei:
Bite me.
Well
that's all for now, I have lots of spare time so expect the next chapter soon.
