Well, Maxy and I were up kinda late one night, and we got out of control and… well… this is what happened. I warn you now… this ain't really for kiddies, but it sure is humorous! Well, I think so. Oh! Three of these characters are mine, (Aisy, Sleet and Boo) two are Maxy's (Maxy and Bee-to). Steal them and we will hurt you. Badly. Don't say I didn't warn you. Now, we present… *takes deep breath*
Booya
(because it sounds cool)Aisy:
*silently walks over to the studio, looking for a certain Sleet who has mysteriously disappeared*Maxy:
*snickers*Aisy:
*camera snaps and flashes are seen and heard, before a camera clutching Aisy runs into the room giggling*Maxy:
*bangs head on her desk* You are twisted.Aisy:
*grins* I know. But how could I resist, he was sleeping all sound-like... and Boo was curled up on his shoulder... and he had paint on his face...Maxy:
How much fuu could a fuu dog fuu if a fuu dog could fuu fuu? *snerk*Aisy:
*as if on cue, Boo and Sleet storm into the room, Aisy hiding the camera behind her back* I have no idea Maxy...Maxy:
That's the point, Aisy.Aisy:
Something wrong, love?Sleet:
Give me the camera...Aisy:
What camera?Sleet:
This is so not fair... Aisling Dagmara.... come on...Aisy:
Ooo... used my full name. I must really be in trouble.Maxy:
Naww...if he used the middle name as well, THEN you'd be in trouble. *snerks, falls over laughing*Aisy:
*giggles* Now if only he knew what my middle name was...Sleet:
Just gimme the camera, Ais.Aisy:
*sticks camera down shirt* What camera?Sleet:
Oh as if that will stop me.Aisy:
It will in public.Sleet:
I'm sure Maxy is aware of the female atonomy...Maxy:
Oh, of course. Don't let me stop you kids...*covers her eyes*Aisy:
MAXY! You're supposed to be on my side!!Maxy:
BTW, Sleet, you spelled anatomy wrong.Aisy:
*yelps as she is tackled by Sleet, who is tired and can't think right now*Maxy:
*snerks*Maxy:
*taking a chance, Maxy grabs a handful of Aisy's paintbrushes, and shoves them down the front of Sleet's pants* There, now you kids are even.Maxy:
*falls on floor laughing at Sleet's expression*Sleet:
*yelps at paint brushes* GREAT! Now I have paint on my jeans too. I can't win, can I?Aisy:
Is that a paintbrush in your pants or... *grins and attempts to kick Sleet off*Sleet:
Love, I always knew you liked to be on top but really... this is getting to be silly.Aisy:
Shut up and get off of me.Sleet:
Oh you know you love it... now gimme the camera.Aisy:
Gimme gimme, never gets...Maxy:
*pulls curtain around you two kids* Okay, go on.Aisy:
*snorts*Maxy:
*snerks*Sleet:
Oh that's becoming...Aisy:
*whaps Sleet* Shush you.Maxy:
*waves handful of paintbrushes at Sleet* I'm not out, honey.Sleet:
Eeep!Maxy:
I've handled sex-crazed males before. I know not to use all my ammo on the first punch.Aisy:
Now... you get up nice and easy and-Sleet:
Sex crazed?! What are you telling her?! I am soooo not sex crazed.Aisy:
Right. He's male. It's perfectly normal to straddle a woman and threaten to go down her shirt. No biggie.Sleet:
I didn't say I wasn't enjoying it...Maxy:
*nods to Sleet's pants* Either I used bigger brushes than I thought, or you were enjoying that thoroughly, my dear.Sleet:
*flushes slightly*Aisy:
Nice to know he's still human and gets embarrassed...Sleet:
It'd be easier to say I'm not human... then you'd know why I'm so good in bed...Aisy:
Company!! *whap*Sleet:
Riiiiight... she can comment on my crotch area, and I can't say bed. What is the world coming to?!Maxy:
I didn't say the c-word, babe. You did.Aisy:
*chuckles* She's got a point there.Sleet:
No fair... two against one...Aisy:
Life's never fair...Maxy:
Especially when the dominating party outnumbers the lower.Sleet:
Oooh...Aisy:
The words of a genius in thought of a good comeback...Sleet:
*kisses Aisy, pulls back* Shut up. *kisses again*Aisy:
Mmph.Maxy:
*holds up big sign saying PDA!*Aisy:
*looks up and laughs, breaking the kiss*Sleet:
Aaaaand you ruin my kiss. Man alive woman, are you purposely plotting against me?Maxy:
At least Bee-to and I wait until we're alone....*trails off as Bee-to comes and sits on her lap, yes, on her lap*Aisy:
Oh like you haven't already seen this.Maxy:
Pardon, uno momento. *pulls down curtain, then flips Bee-to off her lap, and sits on him* One of the disadvantages of having a girlfriend who's twice your strength on a bad day.Aisy:
*tilts her head* That's different... and very cute.Sleet:
We should try.Aisy:
Okay!!Sleet:
Waaaait.. that'd mean I'd loose. No, nevermind.Aisy:
Indian giver...Sleet:
*sticks out tongue*Aisy:
And mature too. *giggles*Maxy:
*pulls back up curtain, is now sitting on Bee-to, on the bed, with the computer pulled as close as it's cord will allow* Hello, there, kids.Aisy:
Kids. *snorts* Uh huh.Sleet:
Do you go anywhere without that computer, Maxy?Maxy:
It's a stationary. I have to leave it at the house. Not that I haven't tried...Aisy:
*chuckles* The ultimate in extension cords.Maxy:
And by the way, doll, I can live without my computer than you could without Aisy… longer fits in somewhere there too.Sleet:
*twitches* Perish the thought. You're still very attached to that machine though... doll... *grins*Maxy:
Well, if I didn't have it, I couldn't talk to you kids, now could I? *snuggles into Bee-to's arms more* Spanish boys are just sooo cuddly! *grins*Aisy:
Good point. Aaaand... I wouldn't know.... lately...Sleet:
I should hope so! Wait... Lately?! What's that supposed to mean?!Aisy:
*whistles*Bee-to:
*grumbles* I'm not a teddy bear....Maxy:
Never said you were, love.Bee-to:
...Aisy:
*chuckles*Maxy:
He acts like he hates the stuffed animal references, but he loves them. *yelps, and glares at Bee-to*Bee-to:
What'd I do? *he yelps, glaring at Maxy*Maxy:
What I just did. *yelps*Bee-to:
Revenge. *yelps*Aisy:
*laughs*Sleet:
Don't you dare get any ide- Ow!Aisy:
What?Sleet:
So not funny...Aisy:
What?!Sleet:
*looks down to see Boo biting his shoulder* Oh.Aisy:
Oh... *giggles*Maxy:
*casually reaches over, takes an ice cube out of her soda, and slips it down the back of Bee-to's shirt*Bee-to:
You're evil, novia.Maxy:
Evil is as evil does.Bee-to:
Agreed. *takes an ice cube, shoves it down the front of Maxy's shirt*Maxy:
I hope you're saving something for tonight....er, *turns to Aisy and Sleet, casually reaching into her shirt and pulling out the ice* You kids may want to pull a curtain and plug your ears. It may get a little intense from here on out.Bee-to:
*snorts* As if. I don't do public performances.Maxy:
But I've got you booked for private appearances for the next few decades.Aisy:
Ooo... we might be being shown up in the ecchi department...Sleet:
*mock gasps* Never! We'll have to fix that, won't we?Aisy:
Of course... we couldn't have that...Sleet:
Have any whipped cream handy?Aisy:
Okay, not *that* ecchi...Sleet:
What... I thought you liked danger.Aisy:
*sticks iced cream bar down Sleet's pants* There's danger for you, my little Indie.Sleet:
You devious little... Cold!! Have I ever told you love evil women? COLD!! *yelps*Maxy:
Bee-to: *cringes, then turns to Maxy* Xam ate all the ice cream bars, right?Maxy:
Yes, he did.Bee-to:
Madre do Dios....Maxy:
Don't forget, I still have a large supply of ice cubes.Bee-to:
I know that. *shoves a handful of ice cubes down Maxy's shirt*Maxy:
AAAHHHHH! COLD!Bee-to:
You know, Aisy, you and I have common tactics...Maxy:
Do not think about collaboration, love. *tackles Bee-to, sits on his back*Aisy:
This could be the start of a beautiful friendship...Sleet:
HEY! No fair! That's three against one! Now get this stupid iced cream bar out of my PANTS!!Aisy:
No.Sleet:
*whispers something in Aisy's ear*Aisy:
*flushes* Hold on a moment. *pulls curtain around pair**series of screams, yelps, and other fighting noises occur. Aisy and Sleet open curtain, looking a little flustered*
Aisy:
Uhh... yes.Maxy:
*snickers*Bee-to:
*half muffled by pillow* Do not get any ideas.Aisy:
*giggles*Sleet:
You try that again and I swear...Aisy:
What do you swear?Sleet:
*whispers again*Aisy:
*scoffs* That's a load of mouse manure, and you know it.Sleet:
Why?Aisy:
You couldn't handle it.Sleet:
Could too!Aisy:
Could not. You're male. It's impossible. Look at the genes.Maxy:
*snickers*Aisy:
Besides, only women withhold sex for what they want...Sleet:
AISY!!Aisy:
Riiiiight... whispering...Maxy:
*falls against Bee-to, laughing*Bee-to:
So that's what it is....Maxy:
Baby, you have no people skills.Bee-to:
HEY! *pouts*Maxy:
But, you are great in bed, babe.Bee-to:
Flattery gets you everywhere. *resting his chin on Maxy's head*Maxy:
*giggles* And you do mean everywhere...Aisy:
*giggles, interrupted by her phone* Hold on. *picks it up, still under Sleet, and starts talking*Sleet:
Women and phones...Maxy:
Baka....Sleet:
I hope that wasn't directed at me.Maxy:
No...Sleet:
Or my Aisy...Maxy:
*points at Boo* It was him.Boo:
*growls and hisses*Aisy:
*laughs and turns off the phone* Yeah, blame it on the cat. Oh, I'm done. Our shipment is in, darling. *grins evilly and starts tickling Sleet* Coochie coochie coo!!Sleet:
*giggles* Stop it! You're embarrassing me! Stooooop!! *swats at her hands*Aisy:
*pauses at Maxy and Bee-to's silence* What are you two doing?..Maxy:
Uhh....*embarrassedly sticks her head up from the other side of the bed*Aisy:
*giggles*Sleet:
It got an uh... it must be good.Aisy:
You just want to know so we can try.Sleet:
So?Aisy:
So what?Sleet:
Exactly.Bee-to:
Something wrong?Maxy:
Well, your glasses are all out of place....*takes his glasses from where they were on his forehead, and slips them back into their proper place*Bee-to:
*to Aisy and Sleet* This isn't what you guys are thinking!Maxy:
*snickers* Yeah, it's worse.Bee-to:
*sweetly* Idiot. *bops Maxy in the head*Maxy:
You want me to tell them exactly what we did?Bee-to:
Nooo....Maxy:
Then shut your mouth. *kisses him*Aisy:
When all else fails... kiss them. It's a dramatics thing. They don't shut up, there fore you kiss them. Makes sense to me.Sleet:
Are you not shutting up?Aisy:
Maaaaybe.Sleet:
Keep talking then.Aisy:
Well now I can't think of anything to say.Sleet:
I'll just pretend. *grins wickedly, and kisses her*Aisy:
*pulls back* Is this where we part and say, "Your room or mine?"?Sleet:
Yes.Aisy:
Okay, just checking.Maxy:
*bangs her head on Bee-to's* They're worse than us, love.Sleet:
*yips for joy* We win!!Aisy:
And you were worried... we'll always be the hentai champions.Maxy:
Well, we'd get worse, but I want to preserve some of Bee-to for myself.Aisy:
*laughs* Me thinks we're embarrassing Bee-to.Sleet:
Me second that thinks.Maxy:
Nah....he doesn't get embarrassed that easily.Bee-to:
*is a bright red colour* YEAH RIGHT....Aisy:
Nah... just a pigment problem.Sleet:
*coughs*Bee-to:
E-exactly.Maxy:
*tackles him* Awww...he's so bashful!Aisy:
The day you're bashful...Sleet:
Yeah well, I'm rough.Aisy:
You're cold.Sleet:
And hard.Aisy:
In more than one way...Sleet:
And people think I have MY mind in the gutter…Maxy:
*LAUGHS*Sleet:
And Maxy's booming laughter rings throughout the halls...Aisy:
Darlin... you're starting to sound like all those books you read again.Sleet:
Want me to start sounding like the ones you read?Aisy:
Uhh... Which ones?Sleet:
The ones under your bed.Aisy:
*twitch* No... that's okay...Sleet:
She held me like a prison-Aisy:
*claps hand over Sleet's mouth*Maxy:
*snickers*Aisy:
*tilts her head* You busy?Maxy:
Just playing with my hair.Aisy:
Ahh... so distracting.Maxy:
Trying to do my Trowa impression. It makes Bee-to feel better.Aisy:
Aww... we upset Bee-to.Sleet:
Would it help if I got off of you?Aisy:
It might!!Sleet:
Darnation.Aisy:
I know... the horrors...Sleet:
*gets off Aisy, muttering*Aisy:
*turns and sits on Sleet*Sleet:
Oh this is fair!Maxy:
Don't wiggle!Aisy:
I'll remember that. We can make billboards... "Don't Wiggle!"Maxy:
*snickers*Maxy:
*does freaky curtain thing with her hair*Aisy:
*smirks* You are one messed up child... but we still love you.Sleet:
You love her. I like her. Big difference.Aisy:
Right...Maxy:
Let's hope! *snerk*Sleet:
I don't need Berto sending his metal animals after me... I already have Boo.Boo:
*snarls*Sleet:
I love you too, baby.Maxy:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!Bee-to:
*claps hand over her mouth* Don't mind her.Maxy:
*funny hiccuping giggles*Aisy:
*giggles* Breathe, hermana.Sleet:
Oh this is the last time I try to be funny...Aisy:
Stick with sexy, love.Maxy:
*is turning funny blue color, but still laughing*Aisy:
We're loosing her! We're loosing her! CLEAR! *pounce*Aisy:
*ponders that a moment and gets off of Berto and Maxy, flushing*Maxy:
*chokes*Bee-to:
Maybe I should take my hand off her mouth...Maxy:
*gasssssppppppp* Ha, *gasp* HA! Bee-*gasp* to.Aisy:
*crawls back on Sleet's lap* It's a thought.Maxy:
*is laying on the floor, gasping and giggling*Bee-to:
*calmly* Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out....Maxy:
*grabs his collar, pulls him down on top of her* I am going to kill once I can breathe again.Maxy:
Check that, kill you, Bee-to.Aisy:
I have a feeling you'll be doing a lot more than killing.Sleet:
*tilts his head, and blinks* Especially at that angle.Maxy:
Well, you know me. *grins*Bee-to:
*is rapidly turning red*Aisy:
That's why I said it. *smirks*…
Aisy:
*throws a stick in the general direction of the silent Bee-to and Maxy*Sleet:
*waits for the yelp, hearing none, gets up with Aisy and tip toes towards the two*Aisy and Sleet:
*grin at the sleeping forms of Bee-to and Maxy, curled up together*Aisy:
You think if we're quiet…Sleet:
I'm sure they wouldn't…Aisy and Sleet:
*run off towards their curtained corner, shutting it with a rattle of plastic circlets, and hang the "PDA" sign*THE END