Dating Agency Videos -
Lady: So Harry, what do you look for in a girl?
Harry: er, do I have to do this?
Lady: Yes, your sister payed for it.
Harry: I don't have a sister.
Lady: Oh, your just so picky! Just get on with it!
Harry: Okay, well I like her to be tallish and strict. Glasses and for her to wear her hair in a tight bun. Yes, its true! I love Proffesor McGonagall! She is just so damn hot! Please owl me Mineva! * wink wink *
Lady: Right, thank-you Harry. Draco Malfoy, your up next!
Draco: This is so stupid. Well, I'm just joking when I say this, ok it is a joke… I like to go out with a man, remember I'm joking though ok. He could have messy dark hair, and green eyes and glasses, now you've got to er remember I'm joking ok. So um, if your out there, owl me. But um, yeah remember this is just a joke. Ha…ha!
Lady: Interesting Draco, I never really thought of you as the gay type!
Draco: No, I'm um, I'm not, honestly * winks at camera* yeah, so um, bye.
Lady: Next up, Severse Snape!
Snape: Welll, I would just love to go out with a really hot girl, cause I'm so sexy, yeah! I mean look at my sexy hair and and my um sexy robe. Mmm, yeah so any damn hot girls, owl me… I mean for some reason, no hot girls will come near me, but I'm sure cause I'm just sooo sexy they will be queing for me, yeah…..
Lady: er right, anyway Albus Dumbleodore.
Dumbly: Right, well I just broke up with my supermodel girlfriend, she wasn't my type…honest! But now I'm looking for someone new! Maybe someone who is not five times younger than me. I was going to ask Professor McGonagall, but it looks like Harry is going to get her. So, I want a bad girl now. Tightleather hotpants, skipmy leather top. Narcissa Malfoy, I know you're out there, so owl me!
Lady: Thank-you Albus, you know I have some leather clothes!… oh right, Ron Weasley.
Ron: * going very red * So I like a girl with bushy brown hair whos clever. And I can fight with her, but we don't really mean it, she lovely. So Hermione, errm, I mean any girl who matches my description, owl me… so….yeah.Bye!
Lady: Well, that's the end of video filming today, but if we get enough reviews there will be the girl's videos including the guy for Ginny and I'm not talking about Harry. Also what Hermione looks for in a girl and we might have a special appearance from the twins(yes, I know there not girls(well…. They could be….)
Sooooo, if ya liked it review it, if ya didn't, review it! Thanks darlings, ta tar!
Btw: if ya like real stupid humour, and I mean stupid, you should check out my other fics, but be warned they are weird….(The Truth Fart is probably the best *grins*)
Lady: So Harry, what do you look for in a girl?
Harry: er, do I have to do this?
Lady: Yes, your sister payed for it.
Harry: I don't have a sister.
Lady: Oh, your just so picky! Just get on with it!
Harry: Okay, well I like her to be tallish and strict. Glasses and for her to wear her hair in a tight bun. Yes, its true! I love Proffesor McGonagall! She is just so damn hot! Please owl me Mineva! * wink wink *
Lady: Right, thank-you Harry. Draco Malfoy, your up next!
Draco: This is so stupid. Well, I'm just joking when I say this, ok it is a joke… I like to go out with a man, remember I'm joking though ok. He could have messy dark hair, and green eyes and glasses, now you've got to er remember I'm joking ok. So um, if your out there, owl me. But um, yeah remember this is just a joke. Ha…ha!
Lady: Interesting Draco, I never really thought of you as the gay type!
Draco: No, I'm um, I'm not, honestly * winks at camera* yeah, so um, bye.
Lady: Next up, Severse Snape!
Snape: Welll, I would just love to go out with a really hot girl, cause I'm so sexy, yeah! I mean look at my sexy hair and and my um sexy robe. Mmm, yeah so any damn hot girls, owl me… I mean for some reason, no hot girls will come near me, but I'm sure cause I'm just sooo sexy they will be queing for me, yeah…..
Lady: er right, anyway Albus Dumbleodore.
Dumbly: Right, well I just broke up with my supermodel girlfriend, she wasn't my type…honest! But now I'm looking for someone new! Maybe someone who is not five times younger than me. I was going to ask Professor McGonagall, but it looks like Harry is going to get her. So, I want a bad girl now. Tightleather hotpants, skipmy leather top. Narcissa Malfoy, I know you're out there, so owl me!
Lady: Thank-you Albus, you know I have some leather clothes!… oh right, Ron Weasley.
Ron: * going very red * So I like a girl with bushy brown hair whos clever. And I can fight with her, but we don't really mean it, she lovely. So Hermione, errm, I mean any girl who matches my description, owl me… so….yeah.Bye!
Lady: Well, that's the end of video filming today, but if we get enough reviews there will be the girl's videos including the guy for Ginny and I'm not talking about Harry. Also what Hermione looks for in a girl and we might have a special appearance from the twins(yes, I know there not girls(well…. They could be….)
Sooooo, if ya liked it review it, if ya didn't, review it! Thanks darlings, ta tar!
Btw: if ya like real stupid humour, and I mean stupid, you should check out my other fics, but be warned they are weird….(The Truth Fart is probably the best *grins*)