A/N : Hi! Hello! How are you? (THANKYOU FOR ACTUALLY CLICKING/TAPPING/READING THIS mou~). So! This is actually my first ever published fanfic. I hope it won't be that bad. tee hee. ENJOY! :)
00.18 AM
~~ DING! ~~
- You have 1 notification -
[[ BlondePig : forehead, you sure do love anal, huh? ]]
Reply?
.
.
.
*unladylike choked sound*
What the hell !?
.
.
.
Open
-v-
:: GROUP CHAT ::
[[ BADASSBEESWAX ]]
(6 participants)
*BlondePig, Hinata_chan, lethalPanda, Redhead is online*
BlondePig : forehead, you sure do love anal, huh?
Me : WTF. PIG.
lethalPanda: my, my sakura-chaaaaan~
Me : shut up tenten
Redhead : wow, just.. literally have tears in my eyes
Redhead : don't know if I have to be proud or sad
Redhead : BUTT of course, I knew you had it IN YOU *wiiiink* ! Our Sakura-chan is growing up!
Me : . very funny foureyes, SSSHadapp.
BlondePig : weeell.. Sakura-chan, I can't help but to think so, since... yeah.. considering you act like you have a STICK UP IN YOUR ASS!
Me : Pig, how many times do I have to told you? Not everybody has the same vulgar taste as you do, so DON'T SAY SUCH STUPID BLASPHEMY
Me : and NO. I'm still NOT going.
BlondePig : Sakura, sweetie…
BlondePig : You're clenching that tiny butthole of yours again, le sigh
lethalPanda : HA! BUTTHOLE! XD
BlondePig : I'm a good friend so I point that out for you (yes, you're welcome)
BlondePig : you need to belax (I luuuve the ksauferr twins! They're so cute le squeaal )
BlondePig : as much as I wanted you to enjoy that sensation, it's not healthy to keep it UP THERE. ALL. THE. TIME.
Me : WHA-
BlondePig : you need to un-clench it. SO UN-CLENCH BITCH.
Me : PIG!
Redhead : shame… but gotta second that (also, yes. The twins are cute! 3 )
Redhead : UN-CLENCH AWAY PINKY!
Me : SSHH NOBODY ASK YOUR OPINION
Me : INO-PIG STOP IT. I can't believe you!
BlondePig : do believe me, forehead. It's not healthy.
BlondePig : aren't you suppose to be the smart one who wants to be a doctor? tsk tsk you're not doing much of a good job if you don't know that, honey
lethalPanda : OMFG I'M CRYING LOL
Me : ASDFJAKJDSK and you suppose to be a flowerist, Ino-pig!
BlondePig : so?
Me : SO! Aren't you suppose to be this girl who is nice and sweet and kind and POLITE and HAVE MANNERS-
BlondePig : UGH. borriiing~
Me : NOT THIS DIRTY MOUTH BITCHHHH who likes to talk about ANUS! OH WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME
BlondePig : Fabulousssssssss. with capital F. Thankyou *blow kisses*
Me : SHAME ON YOU!
BlondePig : Tch. Anal-girl,
Me : DON'T CALL ME THAT!
BlondePig : I'm trying to help YOU (and the psycho bitch). You need to get out and have some other activity than studying or giving people a shot in the ass!
Redhead : She's right, pinkykinky. Not to mention, this could be your chance!
Redhead : As the old saying goes, to touched or to be touched!
lethalPanda : Karin, your slut-vibe is slipping out (and there's no such old saying!)
Redhead : don't think you'll get away too, Panda-chan~
Redhead : HA!
lethalPanda : bah!
lethalPanda : Ino, You do realize that I'm allergic to stupid man, right? I might cut them if they get too close. Y'know.. due to my natural allergic reaction. Soooo, lemme pass bitttch
Me : NOBODY is going to touch anything or be touched, Karin. (And DONT CALL ME THAT!)
Me : and NOBODY is going to cut anything or anyone, Ten-
...
Me : Well, actually, go ahead.. if this help to stop the Pig's plan.
BlondePig : My dear savages-slutty-slightly-retarded-bunches...
BlondePig : This. Is a NICE, FRIENDLY, and UN-HARMFUL occasion. There will be NO CUTTING! RIGHT, TENTEN!? (yes, i'm talking to you bitch. I'm expecting you to also go along and BEHAVE.)
(lethalPanda is typing... )
BlondePig : NO. DON'T EVEN TENTEN. DON'T. Sakura is being a bitch by refusing to go, and I don't want to deal with you too. Plusplusplus YOU. OWE. ME. biitch
lethalPanda : DAMNYOU
Me : Ino, can't we just have like..
Me : I don't know..
Me : Ordinary girls night kind of thingy?
.
.
*insert Ino shocking gasp*
.
.
BlondePig : WHA-
BlondePig : Ordin-
BlondePig : ORDINARY !?
...
Me : yes, Pig. Ordinary. You read that right.
Me : You're not illiterate, right? Stop spamming.
(BlondePig is typing…)
...
...
...
...
...
...
Me : Uh.. pig?
Redhead : GREAT you set her off pinky le sigh
BlondePig : EW. WHAT IS THAT WORD YOU JUST USE ON FABULOUS YAMANAKA INO!? Are you trying to offend INO-CHAN? are you? ARE YOU!? Why should The Great Yamanaka Ino waste the energy to plan and commence ordinary plan, huh? HUH? Why? WHY BITCH? there is no such thing as ORDINARY in Yamanaka Ino's world. Ordinary is boring. BORING I SAY!-
Me : uh…
BlondePig : AND YAMANAKA INO have NO TIME to do boring things! Let alone end up with… WITH ORDINARY PLAN! (I WILL SLIT YOUUU) HAVE YOU SEEN YAMANAKA INO? are we really friends? ARE WE!? If YOU haven't notice, Yamanaka Ino left with. Glitters. On. Her. Traces. FUCKING GLITTERS YOU IMBECILE!
lethalPanda : K. Yamanaka Ino have to stop talking in third person or Tenten will go and kick her ass.
BlondePig : I. SPARKLE.
BlondePig : I
BlondePig : DO
BlondePig : AMAZING
BlondePig : EXTRAORDINARY STUFFFF
BlondePig : thatblesspeopleallovertheworld SO. DON'T. YOU. FUCKING. DARE!
...
BlondePig : and if you still didn't get that, the answer is NO. We don't do ordinary girls night out. We do extraordinary amazing girls day out *pretty smiles*
.
.
.
Back
:: search contacts ? Hinata_chan ::
Open
:: PRIVATE CHATROOM ::
[[ Hinata_chan ]]
Online
Me : Hinata-chan TT_TT R U SEEING THIS!? i'm scaaaareeed
Me : THAT DEMONIC BLONDE PIG IS TRYING TO DRAG US TO HELL (and leaves with sparkle glitters...*shiver*)
Me : Why are you not saying anythingggg
Me : REDCODE HINA-CHAAN
Me : REDCODE!
...
...
Hinata_chan : Forehead, this is Ino and Karin
Hinata_chan : Get your clenched ass back at the group chat room tsk tsk we know you bitch
Me : adajkfjdajkdsjakjdFDAFWTF!
...
Hinata_chan : Sorry, Sakura-chan
Hinata_chan : Ino-chan and Karin-chan wanted to have a sleep over at my place and-
Me : Hina-chan! And you just let both of them in!? THEY WILL TAINT YOU NOOOO
Me : KICK THEM HINA-
Hinata_chan : nice try, pinky
Hinata_chan : forehead. Groupchat. Now.
.
.
.
*annoyance growl*
goddamnit!
.
.
.
Back
v
Open
:: GROUP CHAT ::
[[ BADASSBEESWAX ]]
(6 participants)
*BlondePig, Hinata_chan, lethalPanda, Redhead is online*
lethalPanda : OMFG THEY KEEP HINATA-CHAN AS HOSTAGE SAKURA-CHAN!
Me : sigh.. too late.
...
Me : You try to, huh?
lethalPanda : yeah…
…
Me : why are we friends with those bitches again?
Redhead : Because these bitch is awesome.
BlondePig : Because this bitch SPARKLE.
lethalPanda : you and your disgusting obsession on glitter pig... stupid slut
BlondePig : at least I'm not SOME PSYCHOPATIC-BLOOD-THIRSTY-BITCH
lethalPanda : LOOK WHO'S TALKING WHOOREEE
Redhead : BOTH OF YOU STOP. Pig, stop provoking the psycho
Redhead : Anal-girl and Panda-bitch, stop being a whiny bitch. It's just a Goukon. UNLESS you both are going lesbian with each other YOUREGOINGWITHUSPERIOD.
.
.
*insert un-ladylike snort*
.
.
lethalPanda : Unfortunately, I still love creature with peni-
Me : THANKYOU TENTEN. IT GOES FOR ME TO.
Me : And goukon? really? Are you two slut starting puberty all over again!? (give back Hinata's phone! Let her have her words!)
BlondePig : Well, let me remind you forehead.
BlondePig : We don't get to experienced the full of our teen days because we're too busy fighting and sparring at the dojo!
lethalPanda : SO? IT'S WORTH IT PIGGG
BlondePig : Yes yes I agree. I'm not saying I regret it BECAUSE GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE IT. BUT we didn't get to experience such thing as Goukon.. So this is a chance for us (well MOSTLY for the two of you who romantically retarded) to actually had some interaction with said, the opposite sex! And after that, we can go SHOPPING UNTIL WE DROPDEAD. And if we are lucky, that said, shopping will cost us NADA! *wiiink* courtesy to new friends of course *more winks*
Me : You're just evil.
BlondePig : SSSH SAKUBITCH. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE FREE STUFF. HYPOCRITICAL BITTCHH
lethalPanda : UGH
lethalPanda : Ino-pig, Why would I want to experience such thing as "Goukon", when I get to experienced swinging shinai at my hand or doing tsukuri? THATS A LOT MORE FUNNN. And you know it!
BlondePig : le sigh you know I can't deny that experienced BUT ONCE IN A WHILE TEN-CHAN-
BlondePig : YOU NEED EMBRACE THAT WOMANLY CHARM YOU HAVE!
lethalPanda : UGH last time you told me to embrace my womanly side, I end up wearing a pink tutu at a PARK with fucking glitter face and looking like a prostitute! SO BEGONE SPARKLE DEMON
BlondePig : SSSSSSHHHH that's not the point Tenten!
BlondePig : Just UGH.
BlondePig : tag along bitch. You owe me, remember?
lethalPanda : UGH.
Me : LOOK. Just because I'm not as... intimate as you and Karin when it comes to MALE, doesn't mean I don't interact with them.
Me : So, these is unnecessary. Let's just skip the whole goukon thing and just SHOP right away, hmm?
Redhead : Right. And blonde pig suddenly grow wings and fly. YOU WISH.
Redhead : Sakie, I can now understand Tenten's reasoning besides her tomboyish demeanor on why she's so reluctant to go (because apparently she's TRAUMATIZED BY THE PIG. Like WTF was that all about!? WHY DO I NOT KNOW THIS?).
Redhead : But you? I don't get why you so anti about this whole goukon thing. It's not like, you don't really know how to handle guys. What's the worst that could happen anyway? Getting harass? You know you can easily throw them to the ground, right? Hell! Any of us can easily throw anyone off the ground! That is, of course, before the Psycho girl beat you to it.
Redhead : IF the said, Amazing-extraordinary-goukon is just another downer, we can always go ditch and leave Ino-slut there.
Redhead : And there! I just gave you another reason to go Panda-bitch.
lethalPanda : tch. Fine.
BlondePig : Wow, foureyes actually giving some decent reasoning on forehead (BUT I do not appreciate your friendship sentiment, Karin-bitch) but yeah something like that.
Me : Hina-chan, why are you not saying anything? (give her phone back.)
Hinata_chan : Sorry, Sakura-chan, but I'm actually excited to go-
Me : OMG I TOLD YOU TO GIVE HER PHONE BACK
Hinata_chan : Um, it's me, they already gave me the phone Sakura-chan-
Me : WHAT-
Me : Did they drug you Hina-chan? Did they bring food? Drinks? OMG SPIT IT OUT HINA-
Redhead : I'M HURT! I WILL NEVER DRUG ANY OF MY BESTFRIEND (okay maybe to Tenten)
BlondePig : ME TOO. (absolutely to Tenten)
lethalPanda : WHYYOULITTLEBITCH-
.
.
*twitch in frustration*
.
.
Hinata_chan : ANYWAYS!
Hinata_chan : No, they didn't drug me, don't worry Sakura-chan. (And they WON'T drug anyone, either! Got that, ladies?)
Hinata_chan : I just think it'll be fun, you know? I would want to experienced new things just like Ino-chan said :)
BlondePig : YES! See, forehead? Hinata-chan get it! Hinata-chan UN-CLENCHING IT!
Hinata_chan : Ino!
BlondePig : Oh, andandand Hinata-chan, this can actually be like, um, practice! You know, fight that blushing habit of yours! And be the vixen you are born to be! MWAHAHAHA
lethalPanda : I WILL KEEP HINATA-CHAN PUREEE
BlondePig : YOURE NOT HER FATHER BITCH BACK OFFFFF
Hinata_chan : OKAYNOW! YOU GUYS!
Hinata_chan : Thanks Panda-chan, but I'm okay seriously. I'm just gonna see this as going to meet new people and getting new friends, okay Ino-chan? No vixen things...
BlondePig : yes yes whatever, you're going so YASS! I LOVE YOU HINA-CHAN.
BlondePig : Now… forehead are you really going to be this way?
Hinata_chan : Sakura-chan, I think you should come too. It's not often we get the chance having the same few days off and all five of us (well, suppose to be six, but I guess Temari nee-chan is busy) got to spend it together.
Hinata_chan : When was the last time we got to hang out together? Don't you miss us, Sakura-chan? I do miss my girls.
Me : Hinata-chan...T.T
BlondePig : omg, I want to hug you right now Hina-chan but I'm at the bathroom having awesome poop sooo…. (Karin-bitch why did you put so much chili on the food? And yeah, I haven't seen Tema-nee online for days now)
Redhead : Pig just concentrate on your poop. I'm hugging her, already *DEATH HUGGG*
lethalPanda : wow thanks Ino-pig, it's nice seeing you sharing (and yeah.. I guess, I miss you guys too)
BlondePig : your welcome panda-chan!
lethalPanda : I'm being sarcastic, pig.
Me : well of course I miss you guys too.. But the blonde pig just gotta be so extra and I don't know.. i just.. UGH.
BlondePig : SO? When did Ino-chan EVER NOT be extra? And since when that make sense enough for reasoning for you, forehead?
...
.
.
.
*another long sigh*
.
.
.
...
Me : FINE! But only if I get to bring Yumi-chan. (no argue Ino-pig.)
BlondePig : WHA-
BlondePig : BUT YOU'LL SCARE THEM SHITLESS BEFOR-
...
BlondePig : okay, fine.
...
Me : what was that awkward-
BlondePig : OMFG WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUNFUNFUN TOMORROW le squeaaaaal
Redhead : calm your horses, blondie.
Hinata_chan : Thanks Sakura-chan! I think this is gonna be good for you too. You really need to spend time away from the hospital and the library.
BlondePig : right!?
Redhead : Agree.
lethalPanda : True.
Hinata_chan : The internship program probably is a lot of work, correct?
Me : I guess..
Hinata_chan : And knowing you, most likely you're going hardcore on it again.
Me : well, that's because I wanted to do my best! There's people live hanging on the line and-
BlondePig : Yeah yeah.. We get it, forehead. BUT, it's your day off. YOU. NEED. TO. BE. LAX. Stop thinking about working and studying! Geez~ didn't I told you to un-clench it already?
.
.
.
UGH! that foul-mouth bitch!
.
.
.
Hinata_chan : It's nice and all seeing you work hard, but we would hate seeing you burn from all the stress that, I'm sure (don't argue with me Sakura-chan), already piled up.
Hinata_chan : ... And not to mention, you tend to neglect your OWN HEALTH!
.
.
02.08 AM
.
.
Hinata_chan : OHMYGOD! Sakura-chan! Where are you? Are you still at the hospital? You're not right!?
Redhead : please tell me you've eat already, pinky.
BlondePig : Forehead, how many hours did you sleep? Wait, no-
BlondePig : How many hours you've been awake!?
BlondePig : omfg, you do go get some sleep, right? RIGHT!?
lethalPanda : YOU BITCH, DON'T MAKE ME GO THERE AND FEED YOU OR KNOCK YOU DOWN TO SLEEP!
Hinata_chan : Sakura-chan!
lethalPanda : BITCH!
BlondePig : FOREHEAD!
Redhead : PINKY!
.
.
.
*smile*
Gosh these loving idiots..
.
.
.
Me : OKAY OKAY GEEZ MAMAS RELAAX
Me : I've sleep and eat, already..
.
.
*insert relief sighs*
.
.
Hinata_chan : oh good... I thought you forgot to take care of yourself again...
...
...
...
Me : … I think.
Hinata_chan : I'm getting my car key!
Redhead : GODDAMITT PINKY! I can't believe you! Stay there. I'm bringing the food
BlondePig : WE'RE COMING (I'm done pooping sparkle btw)
lethalPanda : I'M GONNA FORCE THE FOOD ON YOUR THROAT! DRAG YOU TO HINA'S PLACE AND BITCH SLAP YOU TO SLEEP!
.
.
.
*sweatdropped*
Shit.
.
.
.
Close App
A/N : fiuh! one chapter done! Here's a short references for the japanese words/terms I use:
*Goukon : Group date
*Shinai : Wood/bamboo swords
*Tsukuri : Judo technicques
*Yumi : Japanese traditional bows
Thankyou for reading! Review away lovely people! ;)