Okay, this is my first fic ever, so if it sucks, oh well. I'm a huge fan, duh, and um… uh… This takes place at the Transmetal stage, kind of near the end of the second series, except with depth charge, cuz he's cool. And I don't own Beast Wars. Duh.

Optimus: Hey, Rattrap, why is your brain exposed on your head? That's just weird.

Rattrap: For cybertron's sake, it's not my brain! It just looks like it. I don't know what the creator was thinking, but he made my head look like a brain.

Rhinox: Good for you, but we've got a reading of a stasis pod over in sector- scratch that, TWO stasis pods, one in sector G3 in the mountains, and the other in E7 in the ocean.

Optimus: Alright. Depth charge, you go to E7, Rattrap will back you up from the shore.

Depth Charge: Yeah, yeah, I'm leaving. Come on brain-head.

Rattrap: I'm telling you people! IT'S NOT A FIRKEN BRAIN! leaves with depth charge while muttering something about how stupid everyone is

Optimus: And Silverbolt and Cheetor, you can go to G7 in the mountains.

At the predacon base…

Megatron: Alright, you heard the last conversation. Yesssss… Inferno and Waspinator go to G3 and probably get killed, and Rampage and Quickstrike you can go fight Rattrap and Depth Charge. Yesssss…

Quickstrike: Huh, nyuk nyuk, wut abut shuger but?

Megatron: 0.o I can't understand your thick accent. Yessss… Anyway, Blackarachnia, go… do whatever you do. Yessss… Seduce the enemy or something. Yesss... Tarantulas go… do… something… evil and traitorous. Yesss…

Tarantulas: Blehahahahhahahahahauhuhuhohohohohehhehehehhu-

Megatron: … Riiiiiight. Anyway, co-

Tarantulas: jujujujujujrjejejejejejejerererereetetetetetetetafafafafafasasadadadadavavav-

Megatron: annoyed Okay, stop with the evil laughter. Yesss…. Guys, just go an-

Tarantulas: yuyuyuyuyiyiyiiibbibibihhlhlhllgogolalafrodomeegofardarmoogetfardenwhoogenHURK!falls

Blackarachnia: Right on it, bossy boy. puts gun back in holster

Megatron: I said seduce the enemy, not your teammates! Yess…

Waspinator: Yezz, Wazzzpinator go and do mizzion with ant for ruler!

Inferno: Yes, my queen, I shall complete this mission and BUUUUUURN! MUAHAHAHA BUUURN BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!!!!!!! leaves

At sector E7…

Rampage: I'm going in, accent boy.

Quickstrike: Nyuk, I'll make shure ya get da heads up on wutervers cumin!

Rampage: What?

Quickstike: It's too late crab face! Big 'ol manta ray and ratbrain are comin in!

Rattrap: FOR THE LOVE OF PRIMUS STOP MAKING IDIOTIC COMMENTS ABOUT MY HEAD!!!

Quickstrike: I'll harndle tarmper terntrarm while yer fand dat starsis pard!

Rampage:…What?Don't give me orders fool. I'm going in.

Rattrap: I'll get you! Jumps on him and starts sissy-slapping him Dieeee! I'll sissy-slap you till yo go cryin to yo momma!

Quickstrike: Oh no you didn't! Bish! Slaps him with snake hand and snake bites him

Rattrap: OW! You make me sad. Wah wah wah wah wah. Ummm…

Quickstrike: Wurt?

Rattrap: DIEEEEE shoots Quickstrike in the head and he goes flying back

Quickstrike: Dernit ya kicked mah keester!!! falls in ocean

Rattrap: Whats a keester? It sounds yummy.

Somewhere in sector G3…

Silverbolt: Look ahead, Cheetor! Its Waspinator and Inferno!

Cheetor: Yeah, let's get 'em!

Waspinator: Ooo… catbot and dogbot come for stazziz pod too!

Inferno: Yes, but they shall BUUUUUUUURRRRRN!!! MUAHAHAHAHA! That stasis pod shall be predacon merchandise!

Cheetor: Merchandise? What the heck?

Silverbolt: No! That must be ours! Blah blah blah blah heroic crap blah blah blah blah!

Waspinator: Wazzpinator izz confuzzled! shoots Silverbolt and it hits his wing

Silverbolt: Gah! falls to spot on mountain Darn them!

Cheetor: Arg, I'll get you preds! Shoots waspinator with laser

Waspinator: Nooo! Wazzpinator muzzt get ztazziz pod!

Blackarachnia: somewhere where they don't notice Hm… I think I have a plan! Blackarachnia to Inferno! whisper whisper whisper

Inferno: Hm? Hmmmm… HMMMM!! Yes! Great idea! begins shooting at Cheetor

Cheetor: Gah! Hey, someone could get hurt here! … wait… oh… that's the po-gets shot over near spot where Blackarachnia was

Silverbolt: No! Cheetor! goes over to cheetor

Inferno: BURRRRN! shoots at silverbolt

Blackarachnia: Ohh, hey bowser boy. How ya doing? Protect me please?

Silverbolt: Oh! Of course! Inferno's shot comes at him and he does a matrix dodge forgetting completely about blackarachnia behind him, and it BARELY skims her

Blackarachnia: Falls Oh no! Ow…

Silverbolt: NO! BLACKARACHNIA! Sap sappy sapper sappen sappersen sap sap sappy sap sap sapper sappysap sap sapper sappy SAAAAAAAP!!!!!

Waspinator: Shoots silverbolt and he goes flying Yezz! Wazzpinator izz sucsezz!

Cheetor: Oh, man…

Inferno: Shoots Cheetor Muahahah! Yes! BUUUURRRN!!! grabs stasis pod Come Waspinator, let's take this back to the queen.

Waspinator: Queen??

Back wherever Rattrap is…

Rattrap: This thing really IS heavy! What's Depth charge doing? looks over to the water and sees Depth charge and Rampage fighting oh, I should have guessed that, huh?

At the Maximal base:

Optimus: Good job. Let's open this baby up and see our new comrade. But wait, where are Silverbolt, Cheetor, and Depth charge?

Rattrap: Depth charge is fighting Rampage for whatever reason he always seems to have, and Silverbolt and Cheetor, are… somewhere. Doing…. Something.

Optimus: Oh, THAT helps. Whatever, lets open it up anyway.opens capsule, and lots of steam comes out

Rattrap: Oh my god! Could it be…

CHAPTER END