Hi.
This little idea popped up in my head a while ago and I decided to share it with y'all.
It's not that polished yet so I'll probably change some things here and there.
Please let me know what you think.
Johanna Faye sighs. She has been traveling for quite a long time now and with no one to keep her company she could get a bit frustrated with herself. The iron islands are far away from where House Bolton is located. Balon Greyjoy had sent her to collect Theon, or what was left of him, from the Bolton House. House Greyjoy is still heavily injured from the failed rebellion and there are a few to none soldiers left so Johanna had to take care of this herself. The others had laughed at her but the most important thing was that Balon trusted her. Johanna is quite frankly the person who knows Theon the best and she happens to be a decent fighter aswell.
Johanna and Theon have been friends ever since she can remember. They grew up together and both went to Winterfell as hostages thanks to the failed uprising of the Greyjoys against king Robert Baratheon. When Theon turned on the Starks he and Johanna got in a major fight and Johanna, knowing her friend was gonna cause trouble, had taken off the first chance she got. After returning to the iron islands she had heard all about Theon's claim on Winterfell and his transport to House Bolton. She wants to tease him about it so badly but at the moment Theon's wellbeing is way more important to her and the future of the House Greyjoy.
Eventhough Theon's sex addiction and his ignorant behavior Johanna has always managed to put up with him. When they were alone Theon would act differently than with others around anyways. She preferred that Theon. Since she had started getting curves Johanna noticed Theon's eyes on her. He would make comments about it often and she would make sure he shut his mouth by giving him a witty reply. The bond they share is a rare one to others it might seem unusual but to Jo it's the only one she has ever known. She and Theon flirted all the time, just for fun, but they could engage in serious conversation with eachother aswell. Now Johanna's going to get him and take him back home where he belongs, as she was sure he would do the same for her.
Through the mist Johanna can see the outskirts of The Dreadfort. She will be there in give or take an hour. Johanna gets into a little rowing boat and starts the last part of her journey as she goes over her carefully constructed battle plan once again.
An hour later Johanna has smoothly managed to get into House Bolton. There weren't as much guards as she expected and the handfull that were on patrol, she easily defeated. Inside the castle, she follows Balon's instrictions and finds the room where Theon is supposedly located. She listens at the door and looks through the small crack that has been left open. 'Well, should we see this cock everyone always talks about?' Ramsay Snow asks cynically. Johanna has been told about him. He's a bastard of the heir of Bolton and is rumored to be a total nut case. When Theon gets up he immedeately gets punched in the face by Ramsay which causes him to stumble and fall over. Theon is lying on the floor, panting and scared for what Bolton's bastard is going to do to him next. Johanna studies Theon, he looks dead ill. His once so attractive body where every woman in westeros lusted for was still there, only horribly underfed. His face is especially worrying her, the look in his eyes is one of terror and Johanna wants to do nothing but take him into her arms and get him home as soon as possible. 'You love girls, but you always thought they loved you back' Ramsay goes on, pulling a knife out of the backpocket of his pants. When Theon sees it, he immedeately staggers away, trying to crawl further away from Ramsay. 'Your famous cock must be very precious to you, would you say it's your most precious part?' The bastard says, caressing his knife. Theon immedeately knows what he's hintig towards and starts whimpering. He's trapped, wounded, weak and emotionally unstable. 'I think I'll just take it' Ramsay says like he's having a casual small talk. Johanna rolls her eyes. She's sick of this guy and his weird torture fetish. She kicks open the door which almost flies out of its hinges. 'I'm afraid that I can't let that happen. I have to take that cock home. It's the future of house greyjoy you see.' Johanna says. The two whores that are standing at Ramsay's sides look at her with big eyes. Johanna grabs them both by their hair at the same time and slits their throats with ease.
Ramsay turns around surprised and sees Johanna standing there. He chuckles. 'House Greyjoy sends a woman? Please tell me this is a joke' Johanna shrugs. 'Well, you were going to cut off the beloved treasure of house Greyjoy, someone had to stop you in time. We've got a legacy to uphold.' She says and cleans the blade of her sword on her cloak. Ramsay gets his weapon from behind his back and smiles crookedly. He's the first one to strike but Johanna blocks his sword with hers. A heated duel follows. 'What I don't understand is' Ramsay says, striking a blow with his sword which Johanna blocks once again. 'That you're risking your life for this useless, arrogant piece of shit' And he gives her another blow, the sharp steel of the sword barely misses her neck, cutting her cheek in the process. Johanna is raging, who is this sick bastard to talk bad about house Greyjoy? She tackles Ramsay with her sword and sinks it into his chest a couple of seconds later. Ramsay laughs at her as blood splutters out of his mouth. 'That's for torturing my Theon.' Johanna whispers at him softly and pulls her sword out of Ramsay's limp body when she's sure of his death.
Theon is lying on the ground. Spatters of blood cover his face and he looks up at Johanna. She kneels down next to him. He struggles back but Johanna has a tight grip on his arm. 'It's me, were going home. Come on, I'll make the dickjokes later.' She says. Theon breaths in her familiar scent, it smells like home. Convinced that this is not another one of Ramsay's traps he lets her help him up. 'Jo, you're a bit late' He groans and Johanna chuckles at his quick recovery to his arrogant self. A small trail of blood is seeping down her cheek. When Theon reaches up to clean it she pushes his hand down. 'Just leave it, we dont have time' Johanna says and hands him the cloak she has ripped off Ramsay's body. 'Put this on, it's cold outside.'