Seymour stared into the Spira sky from the balcony. He was just thinking. You don't need clothes for that.

There was a sharp knock on the door, and he put his robe back on. Sephiroth let himself in.

"Seymour, hello. I've brought a gift to you. She talks too much, and has a taste for Guado. She may have some answers for you." He pushed Aeris into the room, bowed politely to Seymour, and walked away.

Seymour giggled shrilly and ripped the tape off her mouth.

"Hey bitch. I have some questions for you. You can answer to my fat Guado cock!"

"N-Never!" she screamed at the effeminate man standing before her.

"I will NOT answer to you!" The corner of her mouth was a bit bloodied from where he had ripped the tape off, mostly due to his long perfectly-manicured nails.

"I see…" he muttered, pulling down his.. dress, revealing a rather rugged blue patch of hair leading to his fat Guado cock. "Miss Cetra, have you ever taken a dick this big before?"

"Hmmph. You have nothing on those Ronso warriors I met last month. Yours is the smallest Guado sex organ I've ever seen. Or maybe it's that forest you've got going down there!"

Seymour backhanded her. "Bitch, please! If you've ever had Guado, as Sephiroth insists, you'd know that the only nature conservation we give a shit about is BUSH conservation!"

Aeris laughed impulsively. Creepy or not, Maester Seymour sure had a way with puns, which her low I.Q. allowed her to enjoy in a way that made others cringe.

"Mmm, you're so cute when you laugh at my terrible jokes." The head of his cock twitched a little at the sound of her sweet laughter.

"Say, so you're interested in interspecies erotica? Low and behold!" He turned around and pulled down a lever which had been conveniently placed on the wall behind him. Aeristhsths gasped at the sight before her, memories coming back to her of her brief stint in Hojo's lab. There he was: Tidus, bound and gagged to a chair inside a cage, cock free and legs spread just enough so that Nanaki could reach up and lick the organ like a delectable lollipop.

She sighed. "Well, let's get this over with. Didn't you have questions or something?" She got to work on Seymour's pencil dick.

"Yeah, bitch, where's Yuna?"

Tidus growled in protest. What kind of Guardian would he be if her location was given away?

Aeris came up for air. "I don't know why Sephiroth didn't just tell you. He caught me in front of Djose Temple. She was standing right by me!"

Tidus moaned at her stupidity. Seymour was PISSED.

"Why is everyone always so concerned about Yuna?" Nanaki raged after taking his muzzle away from Tidus' cock ever so slighty. "Because of that bitch, my man has been playing me."

"HUSH, you filthy beast!" Seymour managed between low groans. "Your pathetic excuse of a 'man' has been playing you for a long while now- didn't you say that you let Kimahri fuck you doggystyle, Aeris?" He grinned at the impending bitch-fest he would be causing.

She stared up at him innocently, lips sliding off cock and said, "Well, maybe once? I like to take the reigns, so even with beasts, I prefer cowgirl style or even 69. But I especially love it when he works me with those thick paws of his. Not even Cloud is that good!"

"You WHAT?" Nanaki almost coughed on his own spit… or cum, it didn't matter at this point. He slammed his body against the bars of the cage.

"Damn skippy!" Aeris exclaimed proudly. Sephiroth made it sound like she would be in trouble once Seymour Guado got his hands on her, but she was starting to love this. And despite his disappointment in her not being able to keep a secret, she could see pangs on pleasure shooting through Tidus' face. This was getting interesting.

"I knew Sephiroth was a fucktard, but I didn't think he was blind! Why wouldn't he just bring her here?" Seymour was almost distracted by his anger, causing his tiny, overrated cock to shrink a little bit.

Then Aeris got on her knees and opened her ass.