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Prompt One;; Breakfast in Bed

It's never a good thing to wake up in a hotel bed with your worst-enemy-slash-best-friend.

It's even worse to wake up in bed with him… naked.

"…"

"…"

"… Hn. This is a compromising situation."

Naruto wasn't exactly the most eloquent ninja in the world, but even he could've come up with something better than that. (And he did, in the form of screaming, kicking, and falling out of the double bed they were sharing.)

"Wh-what the hell! Get away from me you… you creeper!" The blonde yelled, scrambling to cover himself with what little there was, but also keep his no-longer-virgin eyes free of the sight of Sasuke's… assets, to say the least.

"Don't you think you're over-reacting, dobe?" The surprisingly cavalier ninja asked, sitting up and letting the white sating sheets fall from his sculpted torso. This just made Naruto inadvertently break out into a cold sweat and dive under the bed in search of his lost boxers.

"Over-reacting??" The blonde yelled from below him. "You're naked! I'm naked! We're both naked!"

"Good observation; were you expecting a treat and a belly rub?"

Naruto growled in frustration. "Shut up, you bastard!" He yelled, sifting past the empty vodka bottles and wrinkled clothes on the floor. A sigh was heard from on top of the bed and Sasuke's head appeared in front of Naruto upside-down.

"Come out," he said from the edge of the bed.

"GYAHHH! STOP LOOKING AT ME, YOU PERV!" The blonde grabbed the clothes and, not caring whether it was his or not—or even if he put it on right, for that matter—proceeded to throw the clothes on with a vigor and speed that even Rock Lee would've been jealous of.

The vein in Sasuke's head throbbed. Sometimes (okay, a lot of the time), Naruto was as prissy as a girl.

"What will it take for me to get you out from under there?" The Uchiha asked, back to sitting up on the bed again.

"Nothing! I'll never come out, no matter what you do to me! You hear me?? Nev—!"

"How about breakfast in bed?"

"…"

"…"

A lazy smile spread across Sasuke's chiseled features as Naruto climbed out wearing a pair of red-and-white striped boxers and a white Oxford shirt (that, of course, was on backwards).

"I like my eggs scrambled," was all the blonde said. He was avoiding Sasuke's gaze and was obviously nervous as hell. The onyx-eyed ninja just smirked and stood up to go keep his end of the deal. Naruto did a double-take at him and screamed.

"FOR GOD'S SAKE, PUT ON SOME DAMN CLOTHES!"

A/N: This one's for Stacie, AxelsWaterBaby's little sister who I love to bits and pieces. Hope you like how it started, dahlink, for there's more to come! 8D