Are there fruits in the mountains?
起死回生
"Wake from death and return to life."
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Do you wonder what's after death?
Do you even feel something when you died ?
Well both physically and emotionally I mean
Do you even remember who you are ? Before you started a new life ?
Life is a weird thing so I'm going to tell you how weird and crazy my life is.
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Yamaguchi Yuzu isn't really my name, well at my previous life that is. I'm sure that my name before start with a syllable of Do. My name and other essential things has always been a vague description to me. Necessary memories that I needed to remember who I am. I need to remember all the memories because some part of me wanted it to remember, certain memories that I probably cherised before I died.
Well I am not that amnesiac or forgetful, but one thing that I remembered was I was a huge anime-fan. When I saw my father cooing on me which is quite annoying if I may say, I recognized the clothes that he wore. Flack Jackets, a ninja pouch, a ninja headband and some gloves, I widened my eyes and ... cried... really hard and maybe screamed too, because of this overwhelming event I eventually fell asleep.
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I came into a realization that I was in a story, fictional story. I kept convincing myself it was all a dream, but I remembered that I died. One thing for sure that before I died, I'm sure am persistent over some things.
I am just a baby and I am overthinking already for something obvious.
I'm in this bloody world of fucking Naruto, well... what could go wrong?
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Well, when life give you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
I would do that, especially the one who is responsible for my reincarnation.
But right now I can't do anything, because of my overly-attached father. I've never seen someone who's overly attached to a baby, especially there's someone who didn't get a memory wipe like me. Geez I want to be alone at my room and in my crib for a day, and I'll pretend that nothing even happened.
I forgot to mention something to myself... wait...
I'm still in this fucking world and where the hell is my mother?
I'm still mad that I am still here, I refuse to live and die in this world. But I'm worrying about my mother, I know I am just a teenager, maybe 17?, but I do still have a right to worry for the person who delivered me into this fucking world. I should thank her for making me suffering in my first few days and months. But also growing up without a mother is still harsh for a baby.
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When somebody got reincarnated at this world. I don't think we would survive, unless you're smart and athletic or you have incredible luck.
So I will plan, a very good plan if I would say to survive in this hellish and cruel world for me. And it is:
To be in the sidelines and be fucking normal.
Well being normal is already ruined, because of me being reincarnated, but I can be normal to everyone's eyes. And to be on a sidelines is kinda hard especially some ninjas out there are seeking prodigies and peculiar children. The bad side of this is probably dying quickly and people forget about you after you died. But that's okay since I doubt somebody that I knew at my previous life actually remembers me.
Well being negative isn't going to give me advantage. I am going to start Step one: To be late at everything, like in speaking, walking, and reading. It's the easiest thing that I could do in this body. Having your father as a shinobi is kinda good and bad. The good thing you're going to be protected and has a stable amount of income, unless they're disabled. On the bad side that he teaches you in advance and force you to be a ninja. First of all I am lazy, even breathing is hard, I do quite enjoy being a baby, you have nothing to do but only: Eat, sleep,shit and repeat.
Well I can refuse being a ninja but that's gonna depends if my father is considerate of my choices. If he's considerate I'm gonna be an artist or even a writer. That would be awesome and that job would give me a big amount of money. But if my father is not considerate well... I'll be a spy, that's cool like 007 but more weirder, second choice would be a powerhouse since that would help me.
But I hope my luck would help me in this world.
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One thing that I realized from my father. He is suprisingly sane. Well not all ninjas are sane or even normal. I am glad that my father is normal shinobi. But wait, there's more, he is sociable and has friends. And do you know who it is? It's Minato- just kidding it's Yamanaka Inoichi everybody from the Yamanaka clan. Great. Totally great.
A Yamanaka. A clan who can enter minds. I am totally fucked with my reincarnation case here.
And that's is not the only thing that I can complain, there's more, it's about my mother and the kyuubi. Apparently my mom died the day after the kyuubi attacked, it seems that her chakra was already poisoned because of that kyuubi and almost affected me. That's great, totally great. Well I thank whoever is responsible for my reincarnation not to be born before the kyuubi attacked. I was kinda sad about the news about my mother, but not that sad. But I am glad that I didn't reincarnated early and have a premature end for me.
(Getting this information is incredibly hard since newborn babies can't hear clearly, but while my dad is talking to Inoichi they mentioned it and didn't bother to lower their voices.)
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So to conclude everything that I learned from the previous days is:
-Mother died
-I was born the day after the kyuubi so my birthday is October 11
-A possibility of my dad working at T&I because of Inoichi's visits
-I am alive at this cruel world and it is not a dream
-How am I going to survive this world
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Well, When life give you lemons, throw it back at life
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Author's Notes: Do you like it? my new story? It's hard for me to write long chapters so next chapters may take awhile. Please Review and tell me some mistakes I made. (´∀｀)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I have Ramen
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