„Speaking"
„Thoughts"
Disclaimer: I don´t own -Man!
Info: Allen, Kanda, Link, Lavi and Lenalee are living together. Modern AU.
Chapter 1
It was a Sunday. Sun rays fell on Allen´s face. He felt how something was lying on top of him. He still had his eyes closed.
„Damn, Timcampy again." Allen thought grumpy. He wasn´t a morning person. His cat always did that. He always woke him up. He petted it´s head. As Allen ran his hands through what he thought was Tim´s fur, he heard a loud : „WHAT THE FUCK?!" from outside.
„Great Bakanda´s screaming again. What is it this time?" Allen thought annoyed. He heard something break outside. He sighed. Then something was moving on his chest and it giggled. Allen stopped his petting.
„Wait, Tim doesn´t giggle." Allen thought suspicious. He was getting nervous. That thing on his stomach wasn´t Timcampy…
Allen opened his eyes. He saw that a girl was lying on him. She had short spiky Pink hair. Her Golden eyes danced in amusement. She had a grin on her face.
They ignored the background noises. CRASH! CRACK!
Allen blinked a few times. His eyes hadn´t adjusted to the light yet. „Road…what are you doing here?" He asked in confusion. He still wasn´t really awake. Road giggled again and leaned down and kissed him on the lips.
The door slammed open. SLAM!
Link and Lavi were standing at the door. They were in their Pijama´s. Their hair was messy. They were looking shocked and horrified. Link´s jaw was dropped. His eyes were big like dinner plates. Lavi was frozen. He looked like a stone figure. They saw how a short girl was kissing Allen. And he wasn´t pushing her off.
Allen´s eyes were wide open in horror. He was definitely awake now.
„Oh my GOD! YUU! LENA! Allen´s getting raped by a girl shorter than him!" Lavi yelled in panic. He had his hands in his hair. He didn´t
„W-Walker, K-Kiss" Link could only stutter in shock. He didn´t belief what he was seeing.
„Good for the Beanstalk! I have other Problems!" They heard Kanda yell. Then there was screaming.
„Fuck, Where´s Road? Who let Road near the Boy again?" A male voice yelled. There was more screaming.
„NOO! MY NEPHEW!" An other male voice cried in horror. They heard running and a young man with spiky, short dark red hair, came in. He wasn´t really tall. He was dragging a tall red haired man with him. The second man looked pissed off.
The shorter man pushed Lavi and Link to the side and ran over to Allen. The girl, Road drew back and hugged Allen, before she jumped of him. Allen wasn´t reacting to anything. The male glared at Road and began to shake Allen by the shoulders.
„ALLEN! WAKE UP! Uncle is here! Allennn!" He whined, while he shook Allen like a rag doll. The taller redhead, took out Cigarettes and sighed.
„Retard, let him go. He´s going to throw up. Why did you even drag me here?" He demanded. He was in a very bad mood. He glared at the shorter redhead.
The other stopped shaking Allen and instead hugged him. He looked over tot he other. „Be-cau-se! Allen didn´t pick up his phone and we got worried! And we all wanted to meet the people who lived with him." The man stated like it was obvious and the other was stupid. His tone was mockingly.
The taller one growled. „Maybe he didn´t pick up his phone because it´s 6:15 a.m?! You fucking Imbecile? And you dragged me here!" he spat.
The other man looked offended. „Marian! Watch your language!" he scolded like a mother would her child. The other man looked ready for murder.
„Neah, get of me. Now." Allen demanded. He got himself together. Neah let go of him. Allen stood up. His hair was a bit wavy and messy. He glared at them. The shorter redhead, Neah shrunk back.
„HIIII! That Bitch! She kicked me! That fucking hurt!" a high pitched male voice screamed. Allen ran out into the living room. The others walked after him.
The living room was a Chaos.
The pillows were all over the room, the table flipped over. Kanda was standing there, he had his sword in his hand. It was pointed towards a big bulky man. They were glaring at each other.
Lenalee stood over with her leg raised high in the air. Her hair was messy and she glared down at the boy. A teenager was on the ground. He had long blonde hair. He wore Makeup (eyeliner) and his mouth was sewed shut. He wore a black tank top and tight long black pants. He looked pained. He was holding his crouch.
Another teen was standing behind him. He was aiming a golden pistol at Lenalee. He had black short hair, wore makeup (eyeliner) and was dressed in completely black. He glared at her.
A young woman with hair in a low ponytail was sitting on the Couch. She had Timcampy in her lap and was petting him. She wore black pants and a white blouse.
A White haired boy was hiding behind the Couch. He was rather short. He looked nervously at the sword. He wore a long purple white striped scarf around his forehead. He had white pants on and a black shirt.
A man with long wavy black black hair in a low ponytail, was leaning against the kitchen counter.
Their kitchen was right next to their living room. It was an open kitchen.
He had a mole under his left eye. He wore a white shirt and brown pants. He looked annoyed. He was pushing a bigger man away.
The other man was trying to hug him. He too wore a long black low ponytail. He had two strands of hair that stood up from his face.
Allen´s eye twitched. His bangs covered his eyes. You could feel how his anger built up. Neah and the other redhead backed away. The black haired teen noticed Allen first. He stopped glaring at Lenalee and went over to Allen.
„That bitch over there kicked Jasdero! Say something!" he complained while he laid a hand on Allen´s shoulder. Allen looked up and gave him a death glare.
The teen flinched back and hid behind Wisley. He was crying a bit.
„Neah! Allen´s grumpy again! Do something!" he cried. Neah took a few steps back and held his hands up in surrender. He shook his head quickly.
„No way! I don´t have a death wish!" Neah refused. The others finally noticed them.
„Why are you here? No, wait, what made you think it would be a good idea to come here at 6 o´clock in the morning? People sleep." Allen hissed in anger. The others flinched a bit.
Kanda, Link, Lenalee and Lavi looked confused. Lenalee lowered her leg. Kanda still had his sword aimed.
Allen sighed loudly and walked over to Kanda. He pushed his sword down. Kanda glared at him.
„What the hell´s going on Beanstalk?" he growled. It was 6 in the morning. No normal person would be happy if some unknow people broke into their house.
Allen rolled his eyes. „They are my Family, so no attacking!" he replied. Lavi chocked. His eye was wide open.
„Family? You don´t look alike! They all have tanned skin with the exception of Cross over there!" Lavi cried out. He pointed a finger towards the tall redhead.
Cross scowled. „Point at me again and you will lose your Fingers, Cyclops." He threatened. Lavi jumped back and held his hands. Cross was like he remembered him. Rude, terrifying and intimidating.
Link rubbed his temple. „Walker, please explain." He stated annoyed. It was not normal that family broke into your home like that. Only Komui did that. Till now that is.
Allen gestured that they should all sit down. After everyone sat down and Jasdero had a icepack, Allen introduced them.
He pointed at Road. „That´s Road Kamelot, my Cousin. She likes candy, dolls and can be sadistic. So please be careful." Allen advised. Road pouted a little. The man with the low ponytail squealed.
„So cute!" he yelled. Link, Lavi, Kanda and Lenalee looked at him weirdly. The man with the mole under the eye sighed.
„Why must you be so embarrassing?" he whined. The man looked offended. „Are you jealous, dear little brother? Don´t worry, I think you look cute too!" the man comforted. The other looked sickened.
„The older one is Sheril Kamelot, Road´s father." Allen explained. He pointed to the other man next.
„That´s Tyki Mikk over there. Sheril´s little brother. He likes poker, even if he always loses to me, and smoking." Allen ignored Tyki´s protest and just continued.
„Lulubell, is over there petting Tim, she really likes cats." He added.
„That´s Wisley Kamelot. The little brother of Road. He is really good at reading the thoughts of people." Allen pointed at the other whitehead. Wisley smiled proudly.
„The black haired one is Devitto and the blonde is Jasdero. They´re Twins." Allen stated. His roommates looked at him stunned.
„Hiii! Together.."began Jasdero with a yell.
„we…" Devitto continued.
„Are JASDEVI!" they ended together. They had their arms over each others shoulders.
Allen face palmed. „Yes, we are sorry to say they are stupid." Road confessed. The twins looked insulted, before they could start an argument Allen cut them off.
„That big man over there is Skin Boric, he likes anything sweet." Allen stated with a loud voice. He continued.
„The short redhead over there is Neah Walker, my crazy, clingy uncle and you know Cross." Allen ended.
Neah looked depressed till Cross hit him over the head. Neah frowned at him.
„So why did your family come here this early Allen?" Lenalee inquired a bit angry. Too early, she added in her mind.
Allen snorted. „Because I didn´t answer my phone and they wanted to meet you." He said with disapprovel. Kanda growled.
„Great, now that we know that your family is nuts, can they leave? It´s to early for this shit." He barked. He didn´t have his tea in the morning. Allen laughed sarcastically. „Good luck with that. You can´t get ride of them." He assured.
„Why are you so mean?" Neah complained. Cross hit him over the head again. „Maybe because we came at 6 o´ clock in the fucking morning?" he stated with sarcasm. Neah pouted.
„I think your family is ….unique, Al." Lavi stated with a wry grin. That family creeped him out. Tyki grinned. „Thanks."
Road looked at Lenalee. „You know, you would make a pretty doll!" she stated with a sharp smile. Lenalee looked at her freaked out. She tried to smile.
„T-Thank you." She replied. She sat a bit farther away from her.
Allen sighed. „Road." He complained. Road struck her tongue out. Link sat up straighter.
„When she´s your cousin, why did she kiss you?" Lavi was wondering about that too, but didn´t dare ask.
„Because I love him!" Road declared with a grin. You could hear Sheril crying in the background.
„It won´t work if you change locks." Wisley suddenly said. Kanda looked over to him. „How I did that?" Wisley stated with a smirk. Kanda suddenly had the urge to wring his neck.
„He can read your thoughts, don´t bother, he doesn´t know a thing about privacy." Tyki said lazyly. Kanda scowled at them.
„Idiot or Brat whatever you don´t prefer, tell your Retard of an uncle to stop dragging me to places." Cross just lightened a Cigarette. „Next time I will shot him." He promised. Neah grabbed his chest, like he was in pain.
„You are so mean Maria-!" he began, but was cut of by a phone ringing. Neah took out his phone. He paled.
„It´s Adam." Neah announced. The others tensed up. Allen smiled. „I knew you didn´t tell him. Have fun." He said darkly. His roommates looked at him for an explanation, but he shook his head and held a finger in front of his lips.
Neah answered the call. „NEAH~. WHERE ARE YOU? THE OTHERS AREN´T HERE TOO~!" a voice panicked voice screamed. Neah winced and held the phone away from his ear.
„Adam, we are in Allen´s home." Neah said quickly to stop him from going hysteric.
„Oh, why didn´t you say so first~? And why did nobody wake me up~? I will come over~!" Adam said cheerfully. Neah quickly whispered in the phone. „Bring the box with the photo books and childhood videos with you!" Neah wanted to show Allen´s roommates their Family photo´s and Videos. When they would be worthy that is. He would test them. Neah held back a dark grin.
Adam agreed and ended the call.
It was silent.
„Sprout, how does he know where we live?" Kanda asked with a frown. Allen told them that he only said Cross and Neah where he lived.
„How should I know? He just does." Allen answered dryly. It was silent again.