My Posse?
I.
Kim Possible sat in the limousine, arms crossed, staring malevolently at the lovely woman across from her. When they had left the bling bling king's shop, the ebony haired beauty had appropriated the forward facing seat. The seat Kim's best friend sat on; the seat right beside Kim's best friend. Actually, the bony haired beauty was using Kim's best friend as a seat.
"So how much is he worth?"
"Just short of a billion."
"A billion? I may have been working for the wrong side."
Kim missed her leaping kick when her opponent ducked. The ebony haired beauty stood straight, making a referee's signal, "Hold it, princess, time out." Strolling over to where Ron and Drakken were wrestling over Ron's new pinkie ring, she grasped Drakken by the neck and flung him away. "Sorry, Doc, I just got a better offer."
"Shego!"
As Kim watched, incredulously, Shego lifted Ron tenderly to his feet, lightly brushing him off. Glancing over her shoulder, the beauty growled, "Are you still here?" and fired light plasma burst at Drakken's feet. When the villain jumped and turned to run, she hit him in the rear with a mild shot, causing him to screech, jump, and disappear.
Patting a dumbfounded Ron's cheek, Shego took the oversize diamond from his pinkie, tossed it at the jeweler and led Ron out. When the sycophants began to follow she merely raised an eyebrow, lit up one hand and asked mildly, "You can get your own ride, right?"
"Yeah." "NO problem." "We're good." The posse backed off and scattered.
Linking her arm in Ron's, pressing her impressive accessories against hi arm, Shego headed for the door. "Are you coming, Princess?" Kim dazedly followed.
As the limo began moving, Kim finally snapped out of her shock. The semi hysterical, semi terrified gaze Ron was sending her way bringing her fully into focus. "Shego, get off Ron! What do you think you're doing?"
"Just making sure the boss is all right, Kimmie." She pulled Ron's head to her chest, her hand playing in his hair. "After all, can't have Ronnie-poo hurt, can we?"
"That doesn't mean you have to sit on his …RON!"
"Uhhhh, yeah?"
"Take that stupid look off your face and tell her to get out."
With his head pressed to Shego's ample implements, Kim could only interpret Ron's look as a combination of "right" and "Are you insane?"
"There's no reason to sit on his lap, Shego, it's a big seat." Kim growled.
"Now, princess, no reason to get all green eyed, I'm not stingy, I'll share." Shego said in a reasonable tone.
"It's nice to know you have some virtues but…wait a minute! Share what?"
"Our boyfriend of course. Really Kimmie, I didn't think you would get all possessive, I mean you have other BFs"
Kim sat stuttering and stammering finally blurting loudly, "He's not my boyfriend!"
"Then you shouldn't have any problems at all with this."
"With what?"
Shego slowly turned Ron's face up to hers, and then kissed him long and slow. "Think about that, boss." She whispered smokily. "I'll see you later."
Before Kim could get her jaw closed, the green tinted beauty opened the door of the moving vehicle, revealing her air board alongside.
Leaping onto her board, Shego turned to wave to Ron and flew off.