O.k. I wrote this, it's dedicated to my very much so addicted mother! Please R&R!
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EDWARDIDUS
My mother is crazy
And very in love.
She has an Aunt Maisy
Who lives up above.
She's in love with Edward
He's fictional you see.
But she doesn't care
Without him she'll flee.
I bought the book, who showed him to her
And now she's insane.
Do you know the Cure?
She suffers from Edwardidis, the disease isn't Mundane.
If she doesn't get back to normal
I'll be in continuous pain.
She's slacking on the housework
We now eat frozen food
She has her nose in the book.
I know, how rude!
If you know the cure, please send it to me.
Because if you don't I'll be forced to flee.
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Lol- I crack up everytime I read this!