They say absence makes the heart fonder. Well, sometimes, absence makes some people lonely and horny. Pairing: Merder, Merfinn.

Okay, so this is my first fic. So, please be nice. This story line has been bouncing around in my head for a while and I had to do something about it. I'm not gonna tell you who I would like Meredith to be paired up with, because that would give it away. So, here goes nothing.

Oh, and if I get reviews, then I'll defiantly keep going. I don't want to keep writing and no one is reading.


"Bye Meri" He said.

Ugh, I hate it when he calls me Meri.

"Bye," She responds blandly.

"I'll see you in a week."

What am I doing with him?

"Okay," She says.

He walks over to where his girlfriend is and gives her a hug and a kiss right underneath her left eye.

Damn it, I hate it when he kisses me there. He's so stupid. Why am I with him?

"I wish you can go with me, Meri, but I can't bring a guest."

Oh, that's why, he's sweet. But not manly. He needs to get tougher.

"Oh, it's okay. It'll be nice to have the house alone to myself for a while." She responds as she gives him a little punch on the right shoulder. Toughen up, little girl.

He turns around as the cab honks outside. Then turns back to look at her.

Don't give me those sad puppy-dog eyes. I'm not walking you out.

"Bye! That's your cab." Meredith says, rather coldly.

"Okay, bye Meri." He says sadly.

She watches as his retreating figure gets into the cab. She is looking for an ass to check out, but fails when there is none.

Oh, finally he's gone, for a whole week.

She walks into the kitchen and looks into the refrigerator. She frowns when she finds nothing.

Gosh! There is nothing in here edible. It's all his healthy food and shit. What the hell is mochi?

"I need to go to the store and get some real food." Meredith says rather loudly, to no one. "But first I need to stop talking to myself."

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She puts her strawberry ice cream, goldfish, Lean Cuisines, and vitamin water on the conveyer belt thingy. She notices as someone puts coffee ice cream right behind her groceries, but doesn't look up at the owner. She is too busy looking for her debit card in her messy purse.

"Come on, lady, I don't got all day."

Damn kid. Why are all cashiers teenage, impatient, pimply kids these days?

She looks up at the cashier. "I take it you want me to pay for these groceries?"

"Yeah."

"Then settle down!" Meredith responds.

She hears a slight chuckle from behind her.

The coffee ice cream guy is laughing at me?! At least I have good taste in ice cream.

She looks up at the man behind her, and in the process she drops her purse, making everything fall out.

"Shit. Shit. Shit." She says under her breath as she bends down to pick up her possessions.

"Oh, come on." The teenager says.

She notices as the coffee ice cream guy bends down to help her as well. She looks at him only to get lost in his dark, never ending eyes. They have little lines on the side, but who cares? They look so inviting and kind. She starts to say something, but can't make the words out.

"Let me help you with that." He says. "It'll get this little ass off your back faster." He looks up at the cashier. She suddenly feels very cold and lonely when his eyes leave hers.

"All right, if you two are done having eye sex down there, I'd like to get on with my day."

With all her possessions back in her purse, Meredith stands up quickly, swiping her debit card, feeling embarrassed. She runs out of the store, with her groceries in her hand.

"Wait! You forgot... your check book." The man says, knowing she didn't hear him when she come back. He looked into it and saw her address.

When Meredith is back in her Jeep, she looks in her purse looking for anything that might have fallen out. She gets so embarrassed when she finds two tampons, that she doesn't even see her check book fell out.

Great, Mer, great, you let the hot guy in the market see your tampon collection.


Okay, I know its not great. Review if you feel like it. Tell me if you want me to continue