Lol, this was really nice to write. I was all mad because of something or other (can't even remember what now) and so I read some good ole Shel Silverstein. My favorite of his is "Sick," which may or may not be because I did a project on it and memorized it in 3rd grade.
So anyway, my head was also in Yu-Gi-Oh-Mo-De, sooo...
The last line of each stanza-thing (that is the right word, right? Can't think straight right now.) is the line from the real poem. So sorry if it seems like it's random.
This popped up. ^^ The food item for this was chocolate fudge ice cream. Yum.
I do realize I suck at poetry and the only way I can make it halfway decent is to rip off half of it from some one else. So be nice =)
"I cannot go to school right now,"
Said Bakura Ryou with a frown.
"My yami got in a fight with some chumps
A gash a rash and purple bumps.
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That stupid spirit's always here
I think he gave me infected ears
Plus I am sick, and as we talk
I've counted sixteen chicken pox.
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I'm not lieing, just so you know
By the way, I stubbed my toe
I have a cramp, my eyes are blue
It might be instamatic flu.
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I'm very ill, I have to say
School will have to wait some other day.
Please, will you take off that grin?
My belly button's caving in.
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My neck is stiff, I sound like crap
I probably have the wanker's cramp.
Those cars are turning on wrong routes
I think my hair is falling out!
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The world will end, because you see
My fangirls are getting my hair for free!
There's time to charge them, have no fear.
There is a hole inside my ear.
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I have a cat, his name is...
What? What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is...Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!
Whooo!!! If I was a teacher, I'd have let him skip in a heart beat. Remember that reviews make the world go around =D
Couldn't resist the YGOTAS reference x3 Sooner or later I'll have to stop doing that....