Ok, so this is my first fic EVER so pretty please tell me what tell me what you think because it really matters to me.
The inspiration for this came from after I read that my absolute favorite Naruto character Itachi had died. I was sitting in class and I thought I need to write a will and here's what I came up with.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto or any other anime (unfortunately…).
I, Itachi, being of sound mind and body hereby bequeath all my worldly possessions and money to the Ninja Institute for the Blind (N.I.B). Save for those few items I leave to my dearest and closest friends and family member.
To Hachi, my earliest partner in plotting I leave all my spare ninja attire as well as my vast weapons collection.
To Jiraya, I leave all the things in my "special drawer" located to left of my bed. Have fun with it and here's hoping you use it for some more excellent novels of which I was a huge fan.
To Orochimaru, I leave all my nuddy mags in the hopes that he will develop a taste for middle aged, large breasted, blonde drunkards who seriously need a lay.
To all the women who made made my life even more fulfilling I return your underwear. Except for Anko's because she was one kinky kunoichi.
Finally to my brother Sasuke I leave Mr.Snuggles whom he loves so much and my books entitled "How to Pick up Chicks" cause he seriously needs it, I mean Kisame gets more action from chicks and he's a FISH! (guy sex don't count lil' bro) , and to further enforce my point the book "hetero sex for dummies".
Last but not least I would like to say that Sasuke sleeps in footy pajamas and one time I caught him having a wet dream about that sweet little Naruto boy… and that I have 10 kids with various women who will hunt you down if you violate my body, grave or otherwise.
Damn you all to hell,
ITACHI
Thanks for reading I hope it was actually worth your time…
REVIEW PLEASE.
Oh yeah, Hachi is a friend of mines "codename".