"A Ringwraith's Lament"
Song parody sung by a Ringwraith to the tune of "Part of Your World" from the Little Mermaid.
Disclaimer: I am not J.R.R. Tolkien. Nor am I Walt Disney. Therefore I own nothing.
A/N: I wrote this quite some time ago, but never published it as a fanfic before. Hope it brings a smile to your face!
Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think that my life is complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the wraith
The wraith who has everything?
Look at Morgul, evil untold
How many terrors can one city hold?
Looking around here, you'd think
Sure, he's got everything
I've got black robes and horses aplenty
I've got cool swords and daggers galore
You want evil plans? I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
I want to be where the hobbits are
I want to see, want to see 'em laughing
Walking around with their—
What's that word again? Oh, friends
Being evil doesn't get you far
Kindness is required for laughing, living
Running about in the--
What do you call it? Shire
Up where they laugh
Up where they play
Up where they eat and make merry all day
Innocent and free
Wish I could be
Part of that world
What would I give
If I could live
Away from Morgul?
What would I pay
To spend a day
Warm on the grass?
Bet you those hobbits
They understand
Bet they don't dominate your mind
Bright young wraithling
Sick of shrieking
Ready to laugh
And ready to know what the hobbits know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What are true friends, and why do they--
What's the word? Love
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love
Love to explore that land in the North
Innocent and free
Wish I could be
Part of that world