Sonic's Knuckles took him to the kitchen
When he was eight years old.
A chili dog came through the fridge doors, holdin' an Emerald.
Knuckles looked down and smiled, said "we can't leave it behind…
Sonic, I know you're a stunch vegan, but someday you'll change your mind…"
And Sonic said, "Take salad tofu, take almond skim milk, take my best friend soy…
Take anybody that you want as long as it ain't dat boi.
Take any meal that don't stank…
Knuckles, please...
Don't take the frank…"
Same hedgy boy
Same sweet dog
Ten years down the road…
He held it tight and munched its sweetness
In front of Silver's nose.
Shadow came and pulled a gun
Grabbed dog by the bun, said "If you tell me WHO I REALLY AM, there won't be any harm."
And Sonic said "Take my rings, take my chao eggs, take my electric shield.
Here's the friendship bracelet that Chris gave me.
Here's the Chaos Emerald.
Shadow, this ain't no prank…
But please…
Don't take the frank…"
Same hedgy boy
Same sweet dog
Five years down the road…
There's going to be some common sense though. Time for Frankie to go…
Doctor says "That thing stinks bad,
Thought we were all gonna die.
'Cause that dog is fifteen years old…" and Sonic hit his knees and then he cried.
"Make a game where I die horribly,
Then get kissed by a princess.
I'll gladly glitch out my life if you'll let me.
Make this my last request.
Any game you can make…
Naka, please…
Don't take the frank…"
Sonic's Knuckles...
Took him to the kitchen…
When he was eight years old…
A/N: Keep in mind that Sonic was somehow still fifteen years old throughout this entire song.