HARRY POTTER MIXED WITH SASUNARU!

Okay, so just so you people know this is somewhat a story. You see. My friend, Niki (Jamiesabitch) or my bitch wrote this Harry Potter story. I was really funny and basically a crack fic, but it had no slash. And I mean, as a SasuNaru fangirl it has to be slash right? Well she made me happy by writing me this little text of her story. So please remember this was a text on a cell in that I typed up and put here with her premission.

Niki did write all of this, I just took part in playing in it. Yes, my name is Jamie. Welcome to my world.

"That story sucked Niki. There was no slash at all." Jamie Said.

"Ok ok!" I said. As harry and the others rushed from the forest and ran into a blonde boy, lips locked with another boy, the blonde boy pulled back at seeing them.

"Sasuke!" He slapped Sasuke across the face.

"What the hell Naruto?!"

Naruto faced them. "I love Sakura!" he blurted. "He- he attacked me like some kind of animal!"

Neville gagged a bit and Hermione giggled.

They heard the scary fan girls approaching and continued to run. The fan girls passed Naruto and Sasuke. All but one. She stared, drooling, at them. "Kiss him again. Do it!"

Suddenly I appeared out of now where. "Jamie! You sick ass! Go chase Harry and Ron!" I demanded.

"But they suck! SasuNaru for life bitch! Chayeah!" Jamie screamed.

Naruto and Sasuke backed away from her slightly, as she was now foaming out of the mouth. Naruto turned to me, "Who are you?" he asked.

"I'm the author." I replied.

"So am I trying to hide my homosexuality in this fic?"

"Well no I guess not.." I told him.

"Sweet." he said and then attacked Sasukes face again. Jamie stared hungrily, twitching.

"Aaghhh! Get out of my story! I've never even seen Naruto! God!" I screamed. And with that they disappeared.

Jamie looked at me. "Bitch!" she screeched. She looked around for something to attack me with. And then... a pool of noodle appeared in her hands. "Dammit!" she said.

"Muwahahaha!" evil laugh. Yea. This story sucked a long time ago Jamie. Now its dead and buried. Go back to your SasuNaru world." she disappeared.

"It's true! They love each other! You'll seeeeeeee!" her voice echoed.

"Hmmphh. Never gonna happen chica!" I said. "Harry and draco on the other hand..." the end?

"Yes!" I screamed.

"Damn."

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