After another long day of making sure Mustang behaved, Riza went home to her apartment. When she was unlocking the door, black hayate started barking at Riza who ran to catch the phone. She grumbled under her breath.

"Hello?"

"Hello, Riza?"

"yes?"

"wouldyouliketogogetadrinkwithus?"

"excuse me?"

"would. you. like. to. go. get. a. drink. with. us? "

"who is that?"

"this is fuery… we're in the alleyway by the bar"

" fine."

She heard a cheer which resulted in he slamming the phone down and shooting it. She went to get ready.

/\/\/\/\

About 20 minutes later she met the group where they had said… There was mustang, fallman, havoc, Edward… WAIT! WHAT WAS A 15 YEAR OLD DOING GOING OUT TO THE BAR WITH THEM! She ignored and continued, breda, fuery… and a strange talking cat . . . she stared. . .

"hey. What are you looking at"

"you, who are you"

"cant tell"

Riza recognized that voice, but who was it? She shrugged it off.

They headed out.

When they got there, the cat got the first round of drinks. This wasn't enough to make them drunk, but it started off the poor choices… very poor choices. The cat said that he was tired of walking on all fours and there was a bright flash.

"ENVY!?" they all shouted in unison,

"yup"with a smirk

(al enters.[nobody notices])

Hey, I have an idea, what if we each get a dare and put up 5000 cens ($45.00) and if we do our dare, we each get a share. if we don't, we lose the money.

"If you wanna do it, hands in. If you don't step back."

Everybody went in, all except for fuery, and another familliar voice sounded, "im in!"

Edward announced in that immature and stubborn voice, "go away al..."

"no."

Al punched ed in the face.

"ok. fine."

envy said, "ok so lets work out dares."

they wrote out this,

Ed, smash his automail arm and visit winry

Al,call ed short

Riza,wear a bikini, tiny bikini

Mustang,...

Envy,go on a date with a human

fallman,only use three words at a time

havoc,go on a date

breda,steal hawkeye's dog

envy said,"Game on."

Ed said "sooooo... now that we got that worked out, can we have a shots tournament?" we can take it on until one passes out, the winner gets a 30 min break then moves up

Al face-palmed and sighed

mustang said "why not?"

the matchups were:

mustang-fuery

ed-riza

fallman-havoc

breda-envy

which continued to:

mustang-ed

havoc-envy

then the final match was:

ed-havoc

Ed won passing out 5 min later, al ended up waking envy to help carry everyone home. When they woke up on their doorsteps they all grouped at the brothers military dorm to figure it out, al told them.