Warnings and such: Can go up to rank NC 17. MAYBE...cuz Im evil so I dont tell :P AND..this fic doesnt have any plot,SO SCREW YOU.

My name is Yami, a ka the pharaoh, Atemu.And dont come with that crap about that egyptian god who has my name and touches himself to re-produce, IM NOT HIM.

so, Im 30000 years old, living with my younger counter fit hikari Yugi and his grandpa in a small house.

Im gonna tell you, yes YOU, about my every day life snatched and buckled up into one day.One day is all you need really.

Let the story begin..

))//KABLAM//(( A loud bang rang through the whole neighbour hood spreading its way down town. If you didnt know the source, you would be surprised but as this town already knew,not so much. The source of it all came from a house not far away from the little game shop called Kame game, you could see why because of all the thick black smoke bolming out of it.
"SHIT! Did you hear that?!" came a loud happy sounding voice belonging to a tall white-haired man in his 20Thies. "HEAR?! I could fucking SEE that down the fucking street Bakura!" the yelling voice coming from an equally excited Malik, With his hair all tangled up in a knot behind his head.

" I was right all along, I COULD blow up the fridge!"

"Yeah Yeah...But Ryou is gonna strangle you when he gets home, and I think I saw the Pharaoh getting his ass out the game shop to investigate the"BIG BANG". "

Bakura stopped dead in his tracks, a fist still in the air showing his small victory of thing - kind. "Really? wow. Do you think the fridge landed on him?" a small spark of hope lightning in his eyes. "Nah, It just landed on their shop sign.But you where close though."

"Damn, a little more to the right next time. "

"Thief! Why in RAS NAME is it raining refrigerators on our shop?!" A mature VERY MAD voice beamed and a short man in his teenage years appeared before them,looking dangerous near to exploding himself. "I was just done with Yu...mopping the floor and then all of a sudden BAM! A freaking fridge lands outside on our damn sign!" Yami breathed in some air and then went on again. "Do I have to monitor every little step you make Bakura? Its like telling a little kid to stop sucking his thumb."

"Yeah, But you like it that way dont you Pharaoh?" Bakura camly countered while sucking on his finger up and down. Gracing the tip of his finger a bit with his teeth. "I could suck your thumb any day you know. " an evil grin plastered to his face.

Yamis flushed face held no response to that remark and Malik cringed uncomfortable were he stood.

"Erhm..Kura You know, I was just on my way back,and I should REALLY be heading that way again." Marik picked up a piece of paper, and handed it over to Bakura. "And this is from the health inspectors, you have been sued again." smirking for himself he quickly ran off in the direction he came from. The Pharaoh stayed put though,smirking at Bakura. " And you have to buy Yugi and me a new sign,theif. Or Ill have to send your scrawny little ass to the shadow realm again."

"HA! Then youll have to deal with your imp to hikari! Hes SO annoying but quite handy, cuz he has you in a fucking leash! And dont tell me you dont like that, youre SO fucking into that bondage crap."

"If I really was, I would have tied you up and had my way with you with a leather whip to think of it, I have one in my bedroom. want to try?"

Bakuras jaw dropped to the ground with astonishment.There he stood, the smirking FREAKING Pharaoh and he just made a joke! Or...he hoped he did. You never know when it gets to this moron. " NO, Im more into blood play you know.That freaky bondage thing is for whimps who gets beat up in school and bullied and suppresses their fucking feelings´. So it makes you and that twit a good pair doesnt it? "

"Yugi is not a whimp! Hes just small for his age"

"Yeah, like youve been for 3000 years."

Yamis face scrunched up in a frown.
" Im going to pretend that you never made that comment,thief."

Bakura chuckled evily, took out a cigarette from his pocket and lightening it."Dont you have an hikari to fuck?" A puff of smoke delibratly blown into the other Yamis face.

Yami coughed and glared at him, but didnt smack the other down like he wanted to do,but then Yugi would find out from Ryou...and Yami would be grounded for at least a week. Why could Bakura do things to him and he couldnt do it to Bakura? Its so unfair.

" I would say "make love to", but no, he has gone out to shop with your light.So Im stuck babysitting you. "

Bakura tauntingly mouthed the words "Make love to". "Youre such a stick up, Why cant you just say "Fuck" like any other NORMAL person? And I dont need a fucking pharaoh to baby sit me.You cant even watch after your own shadow. THATS WHY YUGI DIDNT LET YOU BABYSIT HIS NIECE AGAIN!." Bakuras smile grew wider.

" That evil brat set my card deck on fire and then yelled that I tried to rape her!" growling at him , Yami pushed his hands into his pockets and pouted. "I wouldnt babysit that THING, even if Yugi promised me sex two times a day."

"Really?"

"YES, REALLY."

" WOW."

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