(To the tune of the movie theme song)
WRRRRRRRR!!
DUNANANANANANANANANANA
NANANANANANA!
It started with an idiot device and what it did!
And stuck itself upon his wrist and made him real morbid!
Now he's got stupid powers! He's no ordinary kid…
He's Nate 8!
NATE 8!!
So if you see him you might be in for a big surprise…
He has a large selection of a buncha' stupid guys!
He's liquid, geeky, flat and wrong, he varies shape and size!
He's Nate 8.
NATE 8!!
All of his powers he plays the Bass!!
If a bad guy fights him, they kick Nate's CENSORED
Heeeeeeee'll Never win, he'll always die!
'Cause he's an emo kid who likes to stab his eye!
He's Nate 8!
ONE! TWO! THREE!
NATE 8!!
FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
NATE 8!
SEVEN!...
NATE 8!!
This story is dedicated to the real Nate 8! Wrote this because I felt like it!